Author Topic: "Sexy & Horne" - South Wimbledon  (Read 960 times)


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Online LLPunting

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Timewasting, moody and doesn't perform services agreed.

I confirmed OWO, RO, A, FK via text as she doesn't answer phone, turns out this was with receptionist (aka "Hot Play" also working in this flat, who I also tried calling but didn't get a reply in time to choose her). £80 for 1 hr.

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Quite a cute MILF-type who is very petite at about 5'0".  Legs good but she has a big belly like she's 6 months pregnant (I could see from the photos that she wasn't going to be toned but I was surprised just how big it was).  Natural A/B cups.  Almost no English.   

Took a shower after I did at start despite having 40+ mins notice of my arrival and not being busy.   :thumbsdown:

On return (having wasted 5 mins) she fussed about the bedroom getting her tools of the trade before joining me on bed.  First thing she does is artlessly tug on my dick (strike one) before leaning on my leg (that ol' chestnut move - strike two) and then opens a condom and goes to put it on (strike three).  I stop her and say that's not what's agreed.  She says not agreed with her and she prefers condom.  I say fine, in that case session terminated give me money back.  She makes protest then says she will do OWO but I have no interest in this kind of renegotiation as the service is invariably crap.
She gets all agitated, babbling in her own language.  I hold my ground whilst she wastes more time calling receptionist on phone.  From tone it sounds like she doesn't like what receptionist is saying, she tells me to wait.  I get dressed and after a further 5 mins wasted she storms out, gets my cash and returns it.

Offline Wankingdead

Sorry to hear about your wasted time, at least you got your money back. These WG need to understand that they can't get away with this kind of daylight rubbery, if everyone stopped accepting crap service they will get the message.

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Thanks for the review. Those kinds of punt never ever end well and I raise my hat at you for standing your ground. Incidently, the ol' chestnut move to lean on your leg. Could you explain? Do you mean you get pinned down to restrict your movement and limit access to their body?

Offline Jimmyredcab

Sorry to hear about your wasted time, at least you got your money back. These WG need to understand that they can't get away with this kind of daylight rubbery, if everyone stopped accepting crap service they will get the message.

Yes, he did well to get a refund ------------------- however bear in mind that there could be a Sergei character in the next room with a baseball bat.    :scare:

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There are a number of moves an experienced wg can all designed to limit or prevent access to her, one will be to lay by your side with her torso on your belly facing twards your legs, basically all you get is her back to admire, another move is to sit between your spead legs so again unless you have octupus arms she is well out of range a third move is to put a straight arm on acoss on your shoulder this way her body is far enough and her stright arm prevents you from getting a shot at her boobs or body.

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Thanks for the review. Those kinds of punt never ever end well and I raise my hat at you for standing your ground. Incidently, the ol' chestnut move to lean on your leg. Could you explain? Do you mean you get pinned down to restrict your movement and limit access to their body?

You learn well young padawan...  :thumbsup:

Go to back of class for a little alone time, take the kleenex with you.

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There are a number of moves an experienced wg can all designed to limit or prevent access to her, one will be to lay by your side with her torso on your belly facing twards your legs, basically all you get is her back to admire, another move is to sit between your spead legs so again unless you have octupus arms she is well out of range a third move is to put a straight arm on acoss on your shoulder this way her body is far enough and her stright arm prevents you from getting a shot at her boobs or body.

Ah so this is all when you're getting a blowie? Got it. Cheers. The sitting between your legs one is annoying. I usually pull them up for a kiss, roll on my side and see if I can re-orientate them.

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Yes, he did well to get a refund ------------------- however bear in mind that there could be a Sergei character in the next room with a baseball bat.    :scare:

My ire did get the best of me but my subconscious was aware that it's just the ladies running the flat.  That said, a big lady with a bat will do just as much damage.

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You learn well young padawan...  :thumbsup:

Go to back of class for a little alone time, take the kleenex with you.

I have much to learn. I would probably have carried on trying to make the best of it if she had relented to OWO. I'll take a box back with me.

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I have my kiss test
Being politely assertive
Eliminate there con tricks at the very beginning

Too many pussycats who basically have aroma of shaft me left right and centre!!
Done that at beginning of my punting career but learned that stand upto to them!!

Over 20 years I have faced pimps/there security eye ball to eye ball about 4 or 5 times..  like tommy hearns vs Wilfred benitez stare down.. but about 1 foot away from each other.
They gave money back or asked me to choose other women..
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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I have my kiss test
Being politely assertive
Eliminate there con tricks at the very beginning

Too many pussycats who basically have aroma of shaft me left right and centre!!
Done that at beginning of my punting career but learned that stand upto to them!!

Over 20 years I have faced pimps/there security eye ball to eye ball about 4 or 5 times..  like tommy hearns vs Wilfred benitez stare down.. but about 1 foot away from each other.
They gave money back or asked me to choose other women..

 :D :D Good man.