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[coconutsteak]

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Price:200 for 30 mins
Services:OW,Protected sex
Comms:Scatty to say the least...Her replies were so slow, I made sure I had a plan b, as I didn't want to get there and get radio silence (which was the vibe I was getting...)
Location: On Kings Road nice size flat, sharing with friends who where not in at the time.
Looks: Very thick, nice (fake) butt weird face.
Face: 5/10 Body 8/10

Arrived on time and she was not ready, had to wait around 10 mins which was annoying. Got up to the flat and she answered the door naked.
Handed over the dosh she put a condom on and sucked for about 2 mins.
Got her in doggy then switched to missionary and then her on top. Her cowgirl was lazy so switched to standing doggy then back to missionary.
Finished in the bag and then left

Would I return: No. This was just something to tick off my punting list. (Smash a insta thot  ) Too expensive, and service was just meh.

[unus669]

200 coins for 30 minutes of vanilla service 

[peter purves]

Cheers for the review.

Do you think she is trying to get a face like Kim Kardashian?

Sorry to hear mate, but I understand why you took the gamble, though even as a Bubble Butt connoisseur - or I like to think I am  I doubt if I would have risked it with the few reviews detailing the same sort of punt.

Anyhow... 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Good review OP.

I think most punters will have similar sentiments as you have, you went to punt a bonafide Instagram model and achieved your objective.

Question is was it worth the fee or not

[Trex]

Question is was it worth the fee or not

Well he didn't give her a positive, so my guess is she not worth the fee.

[Ericbadboyaight]

What’s her insta?

[Gentlelovemaking]

Well he didn't give her a positive, so my guess is she not worth the fee.

She did comment “know your worth then add tax” on her latest Insta pic, she’s definitely making the most of what she has.

[peter purves]

Well he didn't give her a positive, so my guess is she not worth the fee.

I am not sure the analysis may be so binary.

I have seen her, but because there was no feedback and as a butt connossieur, I felt compelled to see her and took a gamble, just like I did with Lia (Mexican Barbie)

Is she good V.F.M - No!

Was I ecstatic after the punt? - Again No!

However, I know it just had to be done  even though it was a lot of money

I think the question my learned friend  is asking is a bit more philosophical

Butt you have to be into butts otherwise the whole thing does not make any sense

[Gentlelovemaking]

I am not sure the analysis may be so binary.

I have seen her, but because there was no feedback and as a butt connossieur, I felt compelled to see her and took a gamble, just like I did with Lia (Mexican Barbie)

Is she good V.F.M - No!

Was I ecstatic after the punt? - Again No!

However, I know it just had to be done  even though it was a lot of money

I think the question my learned friend  is asking is a bit more philosophical

Butt you have to be into butts otherwise the whole thing does not make any sense

Spoken like a True Punter.

Sometimes you have to satisfy your curiosity, not punting can lead to overthinking what the punt could be like and if you find an SP you feel compelled to punt it could be worth the money even if it wasn’t a good punt.

Jasmine Jae is an example of this for me, I watched her porn countless times and felt I had to have a session with her, after it I’ve never watched her porn again and I was glad I punted her as it gave me a reality check on things.

[peter purves]

Spoken like a True Punter.

Sometimes you have to satisfy your curiosity, not punting can lead to overthinking what the punt could be like and if you find an SP you feel compelled to punt it could be worth the money even if it wasn’t a good punt.

Jasmine Jae is an example of this for me, I watched her porn countless times and felt I had to have a session with her, after it I’ve never watched her porn again and I was glad I punted her as it gave me a reality check on things.

Been there mate with another Jasmine...but this time... Black. I no longer watch her porn movies - in fact all porn - even if for different reasons to you but I think both our conclusions why we don't in essence are the same.

It's a funny old game 

[Trex]

Jasmine Jae is an example of this for me, I watched her porn countless times and felt I had to have a session with her, after it I’ve never watched her porn again and I was glad I punted her as it gave me a reality check on things.

It's like meeting your childhood hero, when you see her or him in person, you feel disappointed the way they treat you. And that would put you off buying or seeing their work.

[Trex]

However, I know it just had to be done  even though it was a lot of money

I think the question my learned friend  is asking is a bit more philosophical

Butt you have to be into butts otherwise the whole thing does not make any sense

There are cheaper girls with a big butt at there, you be wasting your money and time on her because  I got a feeling she won't be around for long until she find some mug with money who can look after her.

[peter purves]

There are cheaper girls with a big butt at there, you be wasting your money and time on her because  I got a feeling she won't be around for long until she find some mug with money who can look after her.

There are cheaper WGs out there but not at her proportions (ie butt size) and then you have she does not live in the UK (the law of scarcity).

I was the first to review her here, if we could transport fast forward to 22 November 2019 and I had not seen her. Then reading all the reviews and knowing what I know  now I definitely would not see her...................................................................I think   

[peter purves]

It's like meeting your childhood hero, when you see her or him in person, you feel disappointed the way they treat you. And that would put you off buying or seeing their work.

Yes I think there is that for my learned friend 

Very well put btw.

For me, the punt was very good, which led to the same outcome