Author Topic: HORNY ANGELA - Guildford. TOFTT to save others  (Read 635 times)


2 review(s) for HORNY.ANGELA (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline Huawei

Punting funds have been a bit depleted this year, so was looking for reasonably cheap punt. Shortlisted about 5 from AW, and removed a couple after checking on here. I was dubious about another 2, so that left Angela.

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Price: £60 for 30 minutes. I was out in 15 mins, and that was too long.

Location: Flat in centre of town in a block often used by touring WGs

Comms: Responded to texts and calls promptly. Directions to location/parking were vague. On arrival, was directed to block “it’s the only block in the road” – yes, but there are 3 or 4 or more entrances – spent time trying the wrong one, finding others, calling again etc. Once inside, took a while to navigate the maze to the right door.

The girl: It's the girl in the pictures – a bit bulky, but I had expected that, looking closely some show a fairly large, solid belly. My expectations weren’t high, so that was OK.

Service: Terrible, most services unavailable or limited, no enthusiasm. Followed me into the room and indicated to take my clothes of and get on the bed. I prefer some kissing and undressing standing first, so tried to initiate that. Kissing was practically off the menu – a couple of closed pecks, and told – too much kissing. She took her kit off and got on the bed, so I followed. Immediately tried to suck my flaccid dick whilst yanking it – that wasn’t going to get us anywhere, so I got her to lay next to me. Played with her tits for a minute or so, wouldn’t allow a hand between her legs. Managed to get moderately hard, so asked for a bit more oral – a minute of half-hearted sucking the tip, and she said – "sex now", or words to that effect. I indicated that sex was OK now, but wanted to finish with CIM. That’s not possible after sex apparently! So I confirmed that CIM was available if I just opted for oral (not expecting much though!). Stood for her to kneel in front of me, more half-hearted sucking, and furious hand action – kept trying to get her to ease off. Eventually managed to cum (just wanted to finish and get out). She practically took it out of her mouth anyway, and most went on her tits. She stopped before I had really finished and grabbed the wet-wipes, plonked a bunch of 3 or 4 on my cock, and left them hanging there while she sorted her mouth out!

Dressed pronto, and navigated the corridors back to civilisation. Looked at the time – exactly 20 minutes from my call when I was trying to find the entrance (to the flat!), and that includes bathroom time. I was back in my car exactly 30 minutes from getting the parking ticket, which includes navigating to the flat with poor directions.

Extras: Didn’t ask, seems nothing is available anyway.

Copied from her profile, with my comments:

MY SERVICE:

-ANAL - maybe, wouldn't waste money finding out
-FRENCH KISSING - N/A
-ORAL WITHOUT GIVING AND RECEIVING - giving just about qualifies, receiving - no chance
-SEX WITH CONDOMS - presumably
-RIMMING - Very doubtful
-DEEP THROAT - not a chance (told me she couldn't go beyond the tip as her throat is small!)
-PENETRATION - presumably
-SPANKING - doubtful
-TOYS - doubtful
-WATERSPORT - doubtful
-ROLE PLAY - really?
-DOMINATION very doubtful

Would I visit again? Not a chance

It’s been a long time since I was really active on here, or submitted a review, so I hope I’m still up to scratch. Any questions, please shout.

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Thanks for the review. Very helpful and sorry to hear about this, particularly since you're brassic and it must feel like a real punch in the face to blow 60 notes on a piss poor experience like this. I hope next time makes up for it.

Offline Huawei

Thanks for the empathy Fuzzyduck, I'm not exactly brassic, but I'm having to be more careful with punting funds than I used to  :cry:

I forgot to mention, but she was a waste of a Viagra tablet as well  :D I took one half an hour before, as per my usual MO. Didn't help much, as the instructions say, you do need to be stimulated as well  :dash:

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