April - House of Divine - Victoria

[steventft]

April, House of Divine 2: External Link/Members Only
Date of meeting: April 2019
Price: £130 for 1 hour. Did not go for any optional extra services.

Location
Not too far from London Victoria so good for public transport. Flat located on a residential street. I visited in the afternoon - area seems fine during that time of day.

Comms
Appointment arranged with the maid at the establishment on the day of the appointment - easy and straightforward.

The SP
There are photos on the website. I can confirm they are accurate but she looks much better in real life. I am looking at the photos now and I am still trying to reconcile the photos, which are good, with the Amazonian goddess that I met. I think that it is just easier to say that she is the hottest supermodel that you will ever meet. No face pics on the website but I think she looks quite like the American actress Casey Calvert only with dark blonde hair.
April is very tall and towered over me in her high heels. She has a great pair of small breasts - my personal preference, but I guess this is where I say that fans of big breasts should look elsewhere. Grooming and hygiene were fine - no concerns there at all.

The Meeting
April came in wearing a bra, knickers and high heels. We started kissing with light DFK before she said that I was a bit overdressed and we both stripped off and got on the bed. She asked what I liked and I was really glad to hear that she likes RO so we enjoyed that for a while before OWO on me. On with the condom and my choice for cowgirl and then finished off in missionary. She kindly helped me clean up and then it was time up and we had to go.

Thoughts
I really enjoyed the meeting. Physically she is stunning - and although this might sound a bit like hyperbole, I can easily say that she is the hottest woman I have ever met. In terms of attitude I would consider her the girl next door: she was polite, considerate and eager to please and I thought she was fairly proactive in keeping things moving along during the meeting. My meeting was GFE/quite vanilla but in a good way. I can definitely say that I will be back and would recommend without hesitation.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review. How much were the various "extras", presumably anal?

[steventft]

I was told by the maid that anal is at discretion on hourly appointments only for an extra £40. Did not go for it this time but will try on my next visit.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks. A bit subjective I know but did you get the sense she would be into anal? The £40 premium isn't too bad if she gets into it, allows fingers etc.. but waste of money if she only insists on one position, minimal thrusting and can only go for 60 seconds.

[steventft]

Sorry no idea. She came across as GFE when we met and we carried on in that manner - warm, polite and considerate. I did not suggest anal so I have no idea if she would have been keen or not.

YMMV - if you go in with a kinky vibe then perhaps she comes across and responds with the same.

For comparison, I met Ella at another appointment and she was definitely the over-sexed hottie when she walked into the room - really just wanted to bend her over and shag her brains out and it was not too far from that.

I will definitely be back to see April and Ella.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers, appreciated.

[JocksyRider]

Thanks for review, did you get the impression CIM/Swallow were on offer?

[Payyourwaymate]

Thoughts
I really enjoyed the meeting. Physically she is stunning - and although this might sound a bit like hyperbole, I can easily say that she is the hottest woman I have ever met. In terms of attitude I would consider her the girl next door: she was polite, considerate and eager to please and I thought she was fairly proactive in keeping things moving along during the meeting. My meeting was GFE/quite vanilla but in a good way. I can definitely say that I will be back and would recommend without hesitation.

So no one thinks this is not suspiciously fluffy?

Honestly OP I hope you genuinely had a good time, but the hottest woman you have ever met? 

[Fuzzyduck]

So no one thinks this is not suspiciously fluffy?

Fluffy - definitely. Proper stick two fingers down my throat fluffy.
Suspicious - initially yes, very much so but, looking at OP's post history, I've no reason to believe he isn't genuine. I just filed it under "beauty is most likely in the eye of the beholder".

[xa2xie]

Thanks for the great review. Was she able to do deepthroat?

[steventft]

So no one thinks this is not suspiciously fluffy?

Honestly OP I hope you genuinely had a good time, but the hottest woman you have ever met?

Ha! I was waiting for someone to say that! Maybe I should get out more?

For me she has the ideal body - tall, athletic, small breasts. Think Olympic athlete - my ideal - and I felt that she was the model archetype and as I said, the hottest woman I have ever met and I am not using a complicated formula for it either: tall (over 5'8) - check; small breasts - check; natural breasts - check; great legs - check; good grooming (inc no stubble on legs, armpits etc) - check. You get the idea. I have met some other hot women but they have failed a category for me such as having enhanced, albeit impressive, breasts etc.

I'm not into the curvy, big breasted siren with the bubble butt. Each to their own.

Each review is very subjective and I am just recording my thoughts and perspective on the meeting that I had. Never a good thing to find out if you visited the same SP and had a bad experience but sometimes that happens - sometimes you just click, sometimes you don't.

Re April: I had a quick search but could not find any UKP reviews - it would be good to get other views. She was booked up on the day I visited so potentially a minimum of six reviews for that day alone. There are some PN reviews but I tend not to give them much credibility.

Feel free to check out my other reviews. I have tried to write honest and balanced reviews and it is nice to know that others have had similar experiences with the same Service Providers so I am not completely out of sync with other Service Seekers.

[steventft]

Thanks for the great review. Was she able to do deepthroat?

She asked if I preferred OWO fast or slow. I like it slow so that's how we did it. It was fine - not particularly deep or impressive tbh. She stuck to the task and did not stray too far - generally I love a bit of tongue action from glans to scrotum but sadly none this time. For OWO the honourable mention goes to Ella.

[steventft]

Thanks for review, did you get the impression CIM/Swallow were on offer?

No idea. I did not ask and was not offered. They are listed as provided services on the website though. Sorry - cannot help any more with this. I'll be making the request at the next meeting.

[LipLover]

April, House of Divine 2: External Link/Members Only
Date of meeting: April 2019

Thoughts
 I can definitely say that I will be back and would recommend without hesitation.

As of today it looks like she has now left HOD. I had a booking this morning but told she cancelled shift: and no longer on HOD's list of escorts.

[Fuzzyduck]

As of today it looks like she has now left HOD. I had a booking this morning but told she cancelled shift: and no longer on HOD's list of escorts.

Yeah I had intended to see if she was free at all today but saw all traces had gone from the website/twitter. Maybe she'll pop up as an indie on AW, or has called quits.