Been a while since I have had a punt I been the U.K. So got back on the bandwagon yesterday. Decided I just wanted massage and a bit of fun a thing the end. Tried to the touring Poles and they were busy due to short notice so headed to Chinatown. Actually tried to get in Style of Massage first but they did not buzz me in and it is a very public corner I dd not fancy hanging around so tried Harmony and got buzzed straight in.
Paid my money to male receptionist (25 quid for 30 mins) and shown through to room.
The Girl
Did not get a name but would guess mid to late 30s, can't say she was particularly attractive but some might like her. She gave an "accidental" brush of my cock as she left to let me get undressed.
Massage
I have to say it was a great massage, she clearly knew what she was doing and got rid of a fair few aches and pains in my shoulders and back. 20 mins in and she asked if I want b2b, I signal just a handjob and 20 quid agreed.
One of the main reasons for neutral and not positive is she had started to tease the old boy and then for no reason she went back to my shoulders.
Turned over and she oiled up my cock and got to work. A perfectly fine and oily handjob as she leant over me. I don't think she expected it when I came and good bit exploded in her face which I enjoyed. She did not seem to mind.
Overall
Pros - great massage, cheap price
Cons - no shower facilities so felt a bit greasy heading home, unattractive girl, mediocre tease and handjob.
If I am honest I would probably go again at that price and it was closer to a positive then a negative.