External Link/Members OnlyHave had generally good experiences with Thai girls so decided to give Zoey a punt. Booking was easily arranged via phone call - £60 for 30mins. She does a cheaper rate for FBSM but I was in the mood for a full service. We agreed a time and she texted me the postcode to her B15 apartment.
Zoey is the only WG I've seen who genuinely merits the overused cliche 'her pics don't do her justice'. She's gorgeous, much more so than I was expecting from her profile. Pretty face, lovely soft skin and a fantastic figure; big shapely breasts, nice wide hips and a firm juicy arse on an otherwise slim body.
We sorted the paperwork and I took a quick shower (which I noted afterwards wasn't taken out of my time). Zoey then asked if I wanted to start with a massage but I was horny as hell by this point so replied that I wanted to get straight to business. This was a bit of a mixed experience. She sucked me off for a while which was decent if unspectacular, then we fucked cowgirl, reverse cowgirl (a memorable highlight watching that delicious arse bouncing on my dick) and doggy, before finishing with a titwank. It was definitely enjoyable and reasonably enthusiastic but also felt mechanical and somewhat rushed. This impression was reinforced when afterwards she did that annoying thing of suggesting that I must be some sort of chronic masturbater because I took "so long" to cum. We were only at it for about 20mins ffs, hardly an Olympic level sexathon. In fairness she was pretty charming otherwise and repeated her offer of a massage, which I accepted this time. This was very good and she definitely worked out a few knots in my back that had been niggling me. Once this was done I got dressed and departed.
Giving Zoey a neutral as, while I did leave with a big grin on my face, I suspect that a large part of the enjoyment was simply because she's so attractive as the sex was pretty mediocre really. If she provided the kind of service that some of the Water St Thais do I'd probably bankrupt myself on her. As it is I may end up going back just to enjoy those tits and arse some more, but tbh I've had much better punts.