Having been let down by a no-show at a different establishment, it seemed a pity to waste my weekly cock-pill (or Cialis, as it's known) so I thought I'd check out the Northampton parlours on the off chance of finding a decent substitute. Two were available here. I didn't catch the name of the first one but she was an aggressively tattooed, raven haired old slapper I didn't like the look of at all. The other was Alice. There isn't long to make an assessment in those circumstances: Beefy bottle-blonde, fortyish, tits like footballs. I'm more of an arse man, myself, but there looked some fun to be had with those tits, so the snap decision was to stay.
She's a well built, sturdy lass, size 14-16 I'd say, which I consider fat, but apart from a bit of flab on her stomach it's all firm. It might be kinder to call her generously proportioned. When she took her bra off, though, her tits stayed more or less in place and didn't flop at all. They're natural, too. If you're a guy who considers more than a handful to be a waste, I'd give her a miss, unless you've got hands like wicketkeepers gloves.
The closest I can get to a good indicator of her body shape is this:
External Link/Members OnlyFacially, she's not bad. No great beauty, but she wouldn't frighten the horses, either. She has a big multicoloured tattoo on her back which I didn't notice until the end, because all the entertainment was at the front. She knows they're her unique selling point, too, and she knows how to use them to best advantage. At one point she suggested I kneel astride her and shove my cock between them so she could give me a good tit-wank. That's an invitation you don't hear every day so I was happy to oblige, and very nice it was, too. She was very enthusiastic and vocal about it, and said I could cum like that later, if I wanted. I chose not to, but I imagine that's something that keeps her regulars coming back for more.
The punt itself was okay, but forgettable; decent blowjob - with, at my request - then heels-to heaven missionary (she's surprisingly supple for a big lass) rounded off doggie style.
By the way, don't pay any attention to her profile,
External Link/Members Onlybecause it doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to her. Funnily enough, based on those photo's she'd been on my 'B' list for months; the only thing that held me back was the vague profile age of '30's' which I took to mean mean, in reality, mid forties. As it turned out, I knew what I was buying, but anyone choosing her on that basis may well feel mightily misled.
I wouldn't recommend her unless you're into really huge tits, and specifically if you enjoy a good tit-wank, in which case I reckon she'd be well worth a go. So all in all, a 'neutral' rating seems about right. It was a so-so punt but I enjoyed the novelty of those tits. She's not for everybody but she'll certainly appeal to a certain market.
