External Link/Members OnlyComms: None – I just turned up and walked in. Nobody was on reception, but someone came scurrying through straight away.
Location: Easy to find – park in the NCP car park close to the high street and walk through the shopping walk. The Gumtree ad gives the address
Person: significantly overweight with a scary face. Looked 30’s with some rolls of fat around her stomach. I should have walked but I was already naked, buoyed by previous positive reviews. I was hoping for better, but I think I was unlucky this time.
Booking: On arrival I was asked to wait for 10 minutes and asked how long I wanted. I said 30 minutes and she asked if I wanted B2B – so I said yes, and she asked for 60 pounds. I waited 5 minutes and was given a cup of tea while I waited, and some guy came out – we did the appropriate thing of not looking at each other at all as we both know why we were both there.
Moving in to the room, it was a little small and dark, and then my masseuse appeared, and I was quite disappointed by this – but by then I was naked. And past the point of no return. She undressed and hugged me and started stroking my back while I was hugging her back. Gentle strokes which I think she thought was erotic. It Wasn’t. I played with her tits for a while, but they were disproportionately small for her size.
Then I laid on my back and she started to stroke my legs and body, working up to my cock, which had faded into nothingness by this time. I tried to get my hands between her legs but they were kept firmly together, no playing there. She then got on the table and started rubbing her tits on my legs, working up to my chest, but stopping and trying to put my cock between them. This did nothing for Me. Then she sat on my cock (not with it inside her) and rubbed herself up and down on it. Again, to no response from me – the old man was seriously letting me down here. All this time she had what looked like a face of ecstasy on her – she had her eyes closed and never looked at me. I asked for RO in the faint hope this might get me fired up, but she just laughed and said no – so I left her to finish with a slow hand job, which was adequate, but nothing special. By then I wanted to get this finished and leave.
After this she cleaned me up and we both got dressed and I left.
Overall: Possibly my worst punt ever – I think I was unlucky but I am not inclined to revisit and try my luck again. I was hoping for more considering other reviews on here, but it was not to be. It was all down to the girl, who was unattractive and not really good at anything other than the hand job.
