Lillylonglegs111 - MK

[Jaymes]

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Don't really know what happened today...

I will start by saying that I have seen Lilly twice before. She is stunningly attractive, nice to talk to, good in bed too. Never had any issues what so ever.

Today, called at 10 asking for availability. Told that I could see her 11:30. Was text address.
Drove the 40 minutes to MK, arrived 15min early.

Text her that I had arrived. Received instant reply "I am busy, we said 11:30". Replied "No problem, will wait for your call".

Five minutes later received call on mobile. Lilly, sounding very cheerful, to say that she was ready now. Gave flat number. As I said, was my 3rd visit so I knew where I was going. Buzzed to be let in, she opened the outside door and up I went.

Got to her door, knocked, no answer. Gave it a minute, tried again, no answer. Rang bell, nothing.
Headed back to car, had been stood outside her door five minutes, thinking I had somehow gotten lost.
Called her mobile, rang once, diverted to caller busy. Tried again five minutes later, again rang once then diverted to caller busy. Text her to say that I had tried her door... no reply.

I couldnt understand what had happened. Drove the 40 minutes home again confused. Once home sent a text asking if something was wrong, was I not able to visit anymore for some reason. No reply.

She is a stunning girl and I'm guessing extremely popular. Her prices keep going up. I can only guess that someone called whilst I was in the lift and presented a more lucrative option for her? Otherwise I'm stumped.

Anyways, a wasted morning for me.

[Jerboa]

Sorry to hear she pissed you about, who knows what goes through their minds, she was happy on the phone, then just ignores you, maybe her handbag is full and can't stuff anymore cash in it, and can't be bothered.

[WaitingforGodot]

Given the limited size of their minds, probably not an awful lot.  Think this is appalling and she's now been removed from my "to see" list.  Really inexcusable.  At a minimum, she could have texted to say "I've just come on" or some other paltry excuse.  To just blank you when she knew you were in the lift beggars belief. If you're going to behave like that, at least do it with some courtesy.

[Larios]

Sounds like she is a nice girl but couldn't juggle her bookings. I'd imagine she can't front out a fuck up on her part and be clear about it from the start.

At the end of the day this prossie seems to think of herself as something a bit special and maybe she is, but she's let down a good customer without any apology or expaination at all. No excuses.

Off my HL. 

[MrMatrix]

Given the limited size of their minds, probably not an awful lot.  Think this is appalling and she's now been removed from my "to see" list.  Really inexcusable.  At a minimum, she could have texted to say "I've just come on" or some other paltry excuse.  To just blank you when she knew you were in the lift beggars belief. If you're going to behave like that, at least do it with some courtesy.

+1. Bad luck jaymes- her behaviour is totally out of order. There can be NO excuse for what happened. She could have sent you a text after to explain. Yes shes also off my HL. This event WILL cost her and rightly so.  Very surprising outcome to your visit.
This is why we have this site, to out this sort of shit behaviour. And reward those that are honest in supplying their services with our support.

[Jerboa]

Looks like she's not so keen to work in MK now, as she charges £170 in London.

[Billy no mates]

Removed from HL, I hate this sort of behavior.
Thanks for letting us know

[Jaymes]

To be honest guys, the previous two meets were great. She is attractive (if you want a page 3 girl look) and quite excitable in bed. I didn't leave a review those two times, which would've sung her praises, and instead only reviewed this as a negative.

That said, it was a pretty shit experience. I can only guess that whilst I was in the lift she took a call for a long booking and decided she didn't need mine. I was only going for 30min.

I've toyed with the idea of trying again. There are few if any WG's that come to her standard anywhere near here. But I haven't yet so maybe that tells you how crap it was!

[Jerboa]

To be honest guys, the previous two meets were great. She is attractive (if you want a page 3 girl look) and quite excitable in bed. I didn't leave a review those two times, which would've sung her praises, and instead only reviewed this as a negative.

That said, it was a pretty shit experience. I can only guess that whilst I was in the lift she took a call for a long booking and decided she didn't need mine. I was only going for 30min.

I've toyed with the idea of trying again. There are few if any WG's that come to her standard anywhere near here. But I haven't yet so maybe that tells you how crap it was!

Yes some hookers can be mercenary like that, did she ever tell you why she blanked you? It's not good customer relations, probably put you off seeing her again, and put other guys off, some not so nice punters might want to waste her time, for example book her for a 4 hour booking, and never show up, now that would be very naughty. 

[Jaymes]

No, I don't think she replies to texts as a rule but I thought as she knew full well that she was diverting my calls she might've just replied to the text asking what had happened.

[Lillylonglegs111]

No, I don't think she replies to texts as a rule but I thought as she knew full well that she was diverting my calls she might've just replied to the text asking what had happened.

Lol any smart girl would know not to accept a 4 hour booking off a random guy she hasn't seen before x

And Jaymes Hunnie I want the apologise for my  unprofessional behaviour..... it was totally  unacceptable for me not to give reason for why i chose not to see you a third time but in truth be told I actually froze on the spot when I saw it was you through the key hole .Yes I had seen you twice before and you were a perfect client in fact . Clean, Respectful, Punctual and even very handsome.....but I don't know if u know this but I actually spotted you in my gym one evening (after the first 2 bookings) you may not have seen me but I definitely spotted you and this obviously made me feel extremely uncomfortable when you turned up for the third time.

I'm sure for some working girls this wouldn't have been a issue for them and they would have happily seen you regardless but for me I felt very uncomfortable and just couldn't bring myself to open that door. When I am not working I don't like to think about work. I like to switch off, it's the other side of my life. The private part.

Maybe I should have text u some bullshit saying "I'm on" like that other guy suggested  but at that moment in time I just thought not answering was the best idea.Stupid and totally inconsiderate I know. I'm so so sorry again and I can see I have clearly annoyed you and rightfully so. I deserve to lose clients from this as I'm sure I have but I just wanted to message you the reason. You deserved a explanation.


I won't write  again on here as the site recommends girls not to join in with conversation as it can turn nasty, but again just wanted to say my bit.

All my best and sorry again love Lilly x

[Sparta Prada]

So seven months after the negative review, the reply from the girl in question is pretty poor. Not the reason she has given - which is understandable even from a punter's POV - but the clumsy way she has handled this.

Why has she chosen to reply in a public forum rather than a private reply to the OP by text whether at the time of the appointment or soon after? I reckon the girl discovered this site, finds she has a negative review and thinks this is the best way to recover the situation.

The way I see it is she's more concerned about protecting her reputation, but clearly doesn't give a damn about dropping even a 'perfect client' like a stone.

[MrMatrix]

So seven months after the negative review, the reply from the girl in question is pretty poor. Not the reason she has given - which is understandable even from a punter's POV - but the clumsy way she has handled this.

Why has she chosen to reply in a public forum rather than a private reply to the OP by text whether at the time of the appointment or soon after? I reckon the girl discovered this site, finds she has a negative review and thinks this is the best way to recover the situation.

The way I see it is she's more concerned about protecting her reputation, but clearly doesn't give a damn about dropping even a 'perfect client' like a stone.

Perhaps shes only just found this site and checked herself out and this is what happened. At the end of the day Jaymes has to make the decision on this. The scenario jaymes states is well odd. But LLL could offer Jaymes a free punt as a sign of goodwill and he can report back. 

[agent47]

Perhaps shes only just found this site and checked herself out and this is what happened. At the end of the day Jaymes has to make the decision on this. The scenario jaymes states is well odd. But LLL could offer Jaymes a free punt as a sign of goodwill and he can report back. 

Agreed and yeah she could offer something in goodwill but it doesn't seem like that would happen as it looks like she's uncomfortable with punting with someone she's seen in public which is part in parcel in this game really, but maybe now time has passed she may not feel so awkward and Jaymes might be in luck  .

Have had her in my hotlist for awhile and have been thinking about seeing her she reminds me Emilyjaye aka amiee, man she was a cracking punt so hopefully she doesn't spot me in public first

[madeinwales56]

Piss poor excuse from a piss poor prossie. And I bet the prossie in question is still looking at this thread ...

[Jerboa]

Piss poor excuse from a piss poor prossie. And I bet the prossie in question is still looking at this thread ...

You can bet your house on it. 

[Jaymes]

Lilly is a lovely girl I'm sure. Christ she's gorgeous. Whatever her reasons for cancelling are hers.

But she hasn't "seen me in a gym one evening". I don't use a gym in the evening. Ever.
I also live around 40 minutes away from Wolverton.

If you get to see her then lucky you but it was still a crap experience to be stood up at the door.

[Jerboa]

So I was at Jct 14 M1 this afternoon, and fancied another punt after my little trip to Berlin, searched AW, in MK there were a few interesting profiles, saw Lillys and had available today on, gave her a ring, and asked if she was available in 30mins, she sounded quite abrupt on the phone, and said yes she could be, but her rate is £100 for half hour and 10 more for owo, now I know her rate is £100, that isn't a issue, but IMO to charge a ton and then want extra for owo is taking the urine, so I said no sorry not interested.

And was about to leave it at that, but Lilly text me.

[Jerboa]

So think I swerved a bad punt, she sounds so far up her own arse, guess she must have some punters telling her how wonderful and lovely she is, tbf from the very first seconds of talking to Lilly, she sounds like it's to much trouble.

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[finn5555]

So think I swerved a bad punt, she sounds so far up her own arse, guess she must have some punters telling her how wonderful and lovely she is, tbf from the very first seconds of talking to Lilly, she sounds like it's to much trouble.

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Lucky escape fella  they can charge what they want but this pro$$ie comes across as having a shit attitude 

[MrMatrix]

Lucky escape fella  they can charge what they want but this pro$$ie comes across as having a shit attitude

Just a bit. I wouldn't have bothered.
Recently I had a similar thing, she didnt do FK and got the hump when I asked more about it. Cant be arsed with SPs who have shit attitude - its my money and I know what I want to enjoy.
So thats 2 of us that have have a lucky escape this week Jerboa. 

[albedo39]

Lilly is a lovely girl I'm sure.

No she isn't and she doesn't deserve any trade at all.  Having looked at her AW profile there are so many 'no's on it she wouldn't even get on to my HL!
She rants on about 'respect' but gives precious little of it - condescending bint - I hope to fuck you don't capitulate and try to see her again, there are better experiences to be had elsewhere. Dusty phone job for her methinks.

[MrMatrix]

No she isn't and she doesn't deserve any trade at all.  Having looked at her AW profile there are so many 'no's on it she wouldn't even get on to my HL!
She rants on about 'respect' but gives precious little of it - condescending bint - I hope to fuck you don't capitulate and try to see her again, there are better experiences to be had elsewhere. Dusty phone job for her methinks.

You sound as though you've met her and had a nasty experience......

[Billy no mates]

So I was at Jct 14 M1 this afternoon

Oddly enough so was I, which is very unusual for me.

Are you stalking me Jerboa? 
Maybe we should have gone and double teamed her (I give it all the 'mouth', but after one pop I'm ready for a cuppa and a snooze)

[albedo39]

Afternoon Mr M, no, fortunately I haven't met her (and I never will) but I have in my time been on the receiving end of unanswered doors and dissapearing WG's without explanation and that kind of attitude makes me  (now, where's my valium?)
WG's often rant about timewasters, it cuts both ways.

[MrMatrix]

Afternoon Mr M, no, fortunately I haven't met her (and I never will) but I have in my time been on the receiving end of unanswered doors and dissapearing WG's without explanation and that kind of attitude makes me  (now, where's my valium?)
WG's often rant about timewasters, it cuts both ways.

You are so right. they seem to think wasting our time is their privelege but heaven help us if we waste theirs. Its also happened to me several times. Like you I wont be seeing Ms Longlegs either.
We just have to remain optomistic.

[Jerboa]

Just a bit. I wouldn't have bothered.
Recently I had a similar thing, she didnt do FK and got the hump when I asked more about it. Cant be arsed with SPs who have shit attitude - its my money and I know what I want to enjoy.
So thats 2 of us that have have a lucky escape this week Jerboa. 

As experienced punters you get a sixth sense don't you? As I said from just talking for a few seconds on the phone she just sounds abrupt and up her own arse, though some girls can have poor phone manners, but I don't think this is the issue with Lilly, I have had the pleasure of punting with some very hot escorts, and many of them have very sweet down to earth personalities, I reckon Lillylonglegs is one of those escorts who knows she's hot, and thinks her shit don't smell.

[Jerboa]

Oddly enough so was I, which is very unusual for me.

Are you stalking me Jerboa? 
Maybe we should have gone and double teamed her (I give it all the 'mouth', but after one pop I'm ready for a cuppa and a snooze)

Yeah ok lets do it if you're paying. 

[MrMatrix]

As experienced punters you get a sixth sense don't you? As I said from just talking for a few seconds on the phone she just sounds abrupt and up her own arse, though some girls can have poor phone manners, but I don't think this is the issue with Lilly, I have had the pleasure of punting with some very hot escorts, and many of them have very sweet down to earth personalities, I reckon Lillylonglegs is one of those escorts who knows she's hot, and thinks her shit don't smell.

Yes you do, the vibes feel wrong, her attitude creeps in and you know its a poor punt in the making. This week I tried to arrange an out call. She wanted to know how old I was and my ethenicity, in the conversation she rubbished my AW feedback saying they only say nice things cos they want your money, and this from some burd whose been on AW with 1 review for a year and its her limited services which is what I challenged. Errr ok darling and you wonder why you arent getting bookings.
She doesnt even show a face picture and clearly thinks her shit doesnt smell either. Which is why I didnt bother replying to her last mail.

[Cunning Punt]

It does say on her profile that OWO is £10 extra - which is probably why she started to get the hump.

However, it's a bit petty charging extra when her fees are so high and her attitude didn't do her any favours.

At least she states it on her profile. However, given her high fees and the fact she has FK on the list, then this is far more concerning.

Recently I had a similar thing, she didnt do FK and got the hump when I asked more about it. Cant be arsed with SPs who have shit attitude - its my money and I know what I want to enjoy.

 

I didn't get as far as you trying to communicate with her. You can tell by her profile that she has an attitude - it's a long list of dos, donts and patronising instructions.

Any WG who has tabs entitled 'Etiquette', 'Time keeping' and 'Just a reminder' is a red flag. And the detailed instruction about not wearing a cap is ludicrous.

[Jerboa]

It does say on her profile that OWO is £10 extra - which is probably why she started to get the hump.

However, it's a bit petty charging extra when her fees are so high and her attitude didn't do her any favours.

At least she states it on her profile. However, given her high fees and the fact she has FK on the list, then this is far more concerning.

 

I didn't get as far as you trying to communicate with her. You can tell by her profile that she has an attitude - it's a long list of dos, donts and patronising instructions.

Any WG who has tabs entitled 'Etiquette', 'Time keeping' and 'Just a reminder' is a red flag. And the detailed instruction about not wearing a cap is ludicrous.

I didn't have time to read her war & peace novel of a profile, I had a erection and cash in pocket, the extra 10 for owo is a red flag, if you're a 40 quid Rom hooker and you charge 10 extra I can understand it, but when you're charging 100 for 30mins, it just feels like she's taking the piss, if Lilly's rate was £120 h/hr I wouldn't have a issue, and may of well still seen her, if her attitude was good and she had some great feedback.

[Veritas]

+1 to all the above.  And as for the suggestion on her AW profile that her time is precious and would we please arrive on time, I generally find this type of comment is used by exactly the sorts of girls who are never bloody ready on time, always keep you waiting in a hotel lobby or dingy street and book back to back.  Our time can be as precious/valuable as theirs!

[Jaymes]

Wow, my thread went off 

Just to add my 2p. I actually ended up meeting Lilly again. She apologised for her actions and that was that. She is my type and her service is good for me. Never really experienced nasty Lilly, just one who left me stood outside her door.

The quote above about no FK he is clearly talking about a different girl. Not Lilly.

[MrMatrix]

Wow, my thread went off 

Just to add my 2p. I actually ended up meeting Lilly again. She apologised for her actions and that was that. She is my type and her service is good for me. Never really experienced nasty Lilly, just one who left me stood outside her door.

The quote above about no FK he is clearly talking about a different girl. Not Lilly.

You need to do a review as this needs clarification.

[Veritas]

Wow, my thread went off 

Just to add my 2p. I actually ended up meeting Lilly again. She apologised for her actions and that was that. She is my type and her service is good for me. Never really experienced nasty Lilly, just one who left me stood outside her door.

The quote above about no FK he is clearly talking about a different girl. Not Lilly.

Personally the initial failed meet and the explanation from the SP on here that you then said was bullshit would have made the chances of a second meeting absolutely zero if it was me.

If they behave badly and we keep turning up and handing over the cash, then we can’t be surprised if they think it is ok to keep behaving badly can we....?

[Jerboa]

Wow, my thread went off 

Just to add my 2p. I actually ended up meeting Lilly again. She apologised for her actions and that was that. She is my type and her service is good for me. Never really experienced nasty Lilly, just one who left me stood outside her door.

The quote above about no FK he is clearly talking about a different girl. Not Lilly.

Oh right so you don’t both go to the same gym anymore? 

[DrConners]

Oh right so you don’t both go to the same gym anymore? 

Nah, they've kissed & made up by the sounds of it. She read the review & got in touch - might want to clarify the situation Jaymes.

He sounds like he's feeling guilty about posting it in the first place & apologising to/for her in his post. Soppy git 

[Jaymes]

Ha, she did indeed get in touch. Mistaken identity of some other dashing chap.apparently.  Met her since and no issues for me.

I’m not really one for being soppy, I commented as you all added comments to my review page. I hope you can see from my other reviews that I try to tell it how it is. And no, I don’t regret giving her negative in the first place. She dealt with an issue very poorly.

Stay away if her attitude or pricing isn’t for you. Couldn’t care less.