Archived review (circa August 2015).
I have seen Luna twice, so I will naturally start off detailing our first meet and then come to today’s session. I hope my write up is of some use.
So as you all know, there has been a massive online frenzy following the arrival of Luna. I think this phenomenon has even been given a name, ‘The Luna Eclipse’ lol, I love it! Good one @Cesare
I finally saw this fair maiden last week, after reading all the hype about her the previous week. I woke up on that Tuesday (with an erection for a girl I had not even seen!) and pushed my sister out of the way on my way to the shower to get there first. The mutiny did not stop there, as to save time I ate my brother’s toast on my way out of the house. I ran to the bus and from there hopped onto the underground like a character from Super Mario. The underground stations could not go past fast enough, as I avoided thinking of all the things I was going to do to this North African beauty in case I got a boner (the tube was packed). Finally got to Leicester Square and I ran past the busker playing George Michael’s Careless Whisper and took the left side of the escalators, walking briskly up the stairs. I ran to Berwick St and composed myself, popped some gum in my mouth, fixed my hair and sprayed Versace Oud Noir on my neck before heading in. I walked straight up to the top floor, knocked and waited, pure silence. All I could hear was my heart beating. Then, I heard footsteps, the door opened and it was the milfy blonde maid. “Hello love” she beamed, remembering me as Elena’s regular, “You want to come in? she will only be a minute”. Do I fuck I thought to myself, as I walked towards the chair behind the curtain and sat down. As I sat there I could hear the previous auto-censoreding to Luna, he had a thick Mediterranean accent and had obviously had his way with her and was clearly besotted, with no intention to leave. I could hear his questions, So what time do you finish? Are you new here? How long will you work here?. The maid sensed my frustration after 5 mins of him warbling on and knocked on the door. Luna promptly complied and kindly escorted the punter out. I looked at the curtain in anticipation and sure enough within five seconds a friendly face popped in and said “Hello, want to come in?” in a north London accent. I walked in and she shut the door behind her, Luna was described as slim, young and dark skinned. However, although the girl in front of me was young, she was a lot lighter than I’d been led to believe and looked a size 10 or 12. She also had a lot of make up on. Not my usual type and the thought of walking did cross my mind right then, but the rave reviews and recommendations made me stay. I asked for oral and Luna took £20 from me, without asking for a tip. Nice, I thought to myself, I liked this girl already. I got undressed and she came back into the room. “How’s your day been?” she asked. I looked at my watch, which showed the time as 11:30 am and replied “Good so far” as I looked at her body. She had long straight jet black hair that she wore down and over the sides of her face, as if trying to hide her ears and she wore a bodysuit that she did not take off. She hopped on the bed and asked me to come closer. I approached her and sat on the bed, she sat next to me and tried to put the condom on my limp dick, she couldn’t do it. I looked at my dick and thought well this is a first, I’ve never not been hard by this stage before, she tried for a second time and failed, “Here” I said, taking the johnny off her “Let me do it”. This was another first, I’d never had to put on a condom myself before. I made myself hard instantly and popped it on. She smiled and said “I’m not experienced with condoms”.
Alarm bells started ringing in my head, “You don’t usually use condoms?” I asked, only half joking.
“Well, I’ve only had one sexual partner before and I was on the pill” she said. Ah, I thought to myself, well that makes sense and is kind of sexy that she is so fresh and inexperienced.
“Come here” Luna said leading me off the bed, she walked me to the middle of the room and dropped to her knees. Oh my god, I thought to myself, here we go!, I had read countless things about her blow job technique, I had read she deepthroats, I had read that she allows facefucking and I had read that she gives great eye contact. All of those things were true, she sucked me deep and held it, sometimes gagging, then withdrew completely, leaving a spit line between my dick and her mouth, so fucking sexy. She flicked her tongue to show me that it was pierced – nice! Up until that day I had never been blown by a girl with a piercing. I pulled out her tits from her bodysuit without any objection from her, they were not the most biggest or pert but still a nice handful. She was still sucking when I decided to control the pace. I took her head in my hands and gently started to thrust, she took her hands away and gave me full control, so I facefucked her until her hands quickly came to rest on my thighs to stop me from facefucking her so hard, just like in those Ghetto Gaggers pornos. Fantastic! I decided that I wanted to bust, so I fucked her face some more and blew into the condom, she withdrew as soon as I had come, almost losing marks in my book for not letting me subside in the feeling of orgasm whilst still in her mouth but when I looked at her, the girl looked tired and so I understood.
We made small talk after the service as I talked to her about how long she will be staying and her reasons for doing this and after that I was given a hug as I said goodbye and let out into the world.
My verdict on the first meeting? She didn’t ask for a tip and still gave what I would call a good blowjob, not as slow and sensual as Roxy from Greek St but then I had never facefucked a girl before, so I really enjoyed that, but she pulled away way too early and that cost me some feeling. The eye contact was also minimal, she looked at me twice and couldn’t hold the gaze, I detected some shyness on her part (inexperience?). Also she (probably once again out of inexperience) puts the condom on before you’re hard, which is never a good thing but I am sure she will be reading this and will improve. I was also a little disappointed that she was not this sex craved woman, that was painted out to be while she was with me but then I think I may not be her type, also culturally we are very similar (apart from my Irish side!) and there is not a huge age gap between us either, which made me think that I maybe threw her off a bit. To be honest I also did not fancy her physically enough to agree with all the things other posters had said and so decided to give her another go, as it was also pointed out to me by another user on this board who I was pm’ing, that perhaps I should sample her full sex before making a judgement. Which is why I did not post a review until today.
My second visit to Luna involved much of the same, she didn’t remember me but that was OK. She still looked the same and we still lacked the sexual chemistry from the get go but I persevered just for the experience. I asked for sex and without going into too much detail got quite a vanilla service. She managed to put the johnny on this time, without any probs (I was hard) and before starting she asked if I minded that she used her vibrator, nice touch I thought to myself, she started using it as soon as I put my dick in her and yes she also started to moan but I cannot say for certain whether it was an act or not. As I was fucking her I remember looking at her chest and seeing stretch marks, I took her boobs out as I fucked her and kissed them, she was busy trying to get herself off with her toy and I came and she didn’t even notice, so didn’t do the pussy squeezing thing that some of you guys have reported on, a shame as I was looking forward to that. Once again, genuinely nice girl and will certainly take business from many many rude EE girls in soho and rightfully so but just not my cup of tea physically. But I respect the girl for doing what she is doing and why she is doing it and wish her well, she has a lot of fans and will surely not miss me. It’s a weird thought, but I would love to just spend time talking to her instead of fucking her, as I thought she was a very very interesting person (which is ultimately probably what killed the chemistry for me).
