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External Link/Members OnlyThis is from the perspective of a nervous teenager who'd never had a massage in his life. My inexperience means I won't have much to compare it to, but on the other hand this will tell you how nervous, inexperienced people are treated (spoiler: pretty well).
My aim was to have a good massage as well as a good handjob, so my review will be focused on both.
Location: a minute's walk from Reading station. Beware: it's on a very busy street.
Price: £30 for a half-hour full-body massage. £30 for a handjob (important info below).
Receptionist asked what I wanted. I stuttered a lot, but she knew what I meant. She lead me to the massage-room and asked if I wanted a drink, then left to fetch the SP.
The Masseuse: She was bubbly enough to put me fairly at ease. She always made sure she knew exactly what I wanted, and she was happy to do anything I asked. Looks-wise she had a pretty face, large-ish breasts and a fair amount of fat (which wasn't a problem to me even though I'm not into chubbiness). Her English was okay, but sometimes I had to repeat myself.
However, she made a lot of comments about my age, including straight-up telling me to get a gf.
The Massage: it was everything I asked for. I'd gone for a massage to ease the pain of stretched muscles from sports, and it worked. The SP clearly cared about my experience -- whenever she did something new she asked if I was okay.
But there was one problem: I didn't get any "credit-card swipes" and I was never asked about extras. I think she was surprised someone my age was looking for a HE.
The HE: so, I had to ask if she did any extras, which was slightly nerve-wracking. Her answer was evasive: it depended on how much money I had. Now according to this site £20 should have gotten me a HE. I, being a semi-nervous wreck, said I had £30. She said that'd be enough for a handjob, sort-of overcharging me (and I don't really blame her -- but I'll still warn you).
Weirdly she was very concerned about the whole thing. She asked me if I really wanted to spend my money on this, and she kept asking if she could touch my penis. Again, she seemed to care about me as a customer.
The handjob was very enthusiastic. She used many methods and positions, and she asked (and did) what I wanted. This included body-to-body smothering (half-naked), and licking parts of my body, and even for a short time kissing -- more than the simple handjob I'd expected. She also moaned and muttered (broken) dirty talk. I find it difficult to get hard on punts, but I managed to finish just within my half-hour limit.
Clean-up: I was offered a shower and clean towel, which I used. I paid her the £30, drank my tea (slightly too bitter) and left.
Positives: considerate SP, good massage, good HE
Negatives: I had to ask for extras
