(first review, please let me know if anything needs changing)
External Link/Members OnlyComms:Good on the phone. Got through straight away, agreed services and time, texted the address immediately after. Not amazing English, noticeable accent, but no issues in understanding.
Location:Hotel in the City Centre. No issues.
Looks:Was a bit apprehensive before as the profile pictures clearly have a time gap in them, however, second pic is accurate. Would say she's more attractive in person, prettier than I was expecting and a fantastic body. One thing pictures don't really get across is the size of her tits. Surprisingly big for her frame, natural, and feel great. She's petite, I would guess about 5ft 3 and a size 6-8. Honestly my cock woke up as soon as she opened the door. I was pleased.
Service:For someone with gfe in the name, she didn't do any dfk. Basically just pressed her inflated lips against mine. Also actually refused to lie on top or next to me in between sex. "I do sex or massage, I don't take your money to lay next to you". Put a condom on with her mouth before I reminded her we agreed on owo, then barely touched the sides of her mouth for like a minute before telling me not to guide her physically (had my hands on her shoulders gently!), but tell her what I want her to do - absolutely fine, if she didn't immediately stop, get up and get a condom - I said I wanted more owo and she said "no, fuck me" - sounds hot? it wasn't. Said I get "one sex and one titwank" after I asked for owo to start round 2, because she doesn't like the taste of cum. Offered to shower again before round 2, she laughed. When she said we would only have sex once, I reminded her she said that I decide what to do, and that I would like a titfuck then sex again if owo isn't on the cards. I'm not a punting veteran, but I've never had a discussion like that. She was a lazy fuck as well. Also, every time I tried to fuck her tits she grabbed my dick and started wanking me instead, despite me repeatedly asking her not to. Honestly she annoyed me so much by the end, it felt more like a hatefuck when I was pounding her that I properly emptied my balls - maybe that's her strategy, but I was glad to leave.
Value/Money:£120 for 1 hr. As much as I'd ever pay for a non-English girl, and I've learned my lesson really. She said she'd been working for 3 years - she's been completely coasting by on her body because her service is shocking.
Summary:Very attractive, shit service.
I didn't know whether to put Neutral or Negative as there weren't time wasting tactics or scams etc, but nothing was as good as it could or should have been.
My balls were happy at the end, but I wasn't.
Would I see again?:No
