x Alice’s Tantra x Southampton FBSM

[Zimbaman]

Thought neutral appropriate for this one. The massage itself was very good, but it’s very much massage by numbers. Profile is a little misleading in the sense she implies a warm atmosphere, tailored massage, nibbling etc. Well, none of that. Quite cold and businesslike, picture of boyfriend on shelf etc.

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This was £50 for 30 minutes arranged by text. Entered, paperwork dealt with, naked on the bed in a few minutes. She stripped off and the music started. First track = first leg. Second track = second leg. Now I’m just waiting for the track to end so she will move onto the next part. No cc swipes, avoided any interesting areas at all while on the back. Started to get a little more interesting on track 6. This is where she will (very) lightly rub her body up and down your back. Could feel slightly stubbly pussy on my back, and done with a little more enthusiasm this could have been great.

Track 7 and time to turn over. Straight away for the Crown Jewels, and not handled too badly. Sat as far away as possible from me presumably to avoid any ‘misunderstandings’ that I might touch her. There really wouldn’t have been any. The cold dead eyes would have seen to that.

All in all, a nice massage, delivered without enthusiasm or warmth. I would not return.

[Dibble]

Thanks.

I've been thinking about paying her a visit....won't bother now.

I seem to remember reading on here that she was 'trained' by another EE massage provider..YaYah?? Who I saw a few years ago, when she used to do massage and OWO.

[Zimbaman]

I think that was yana. Heard a lot of good things but never visited. I believe this is her, but happy to be corrected.

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Still might try it for £40 for 30 minutes.

[DrConners]

Thanks for taking the time to write a review on this WG (actually more of a massage experience I guess)

I called her when her profile first went up, originally it was worded more along the lines of a GFE with sex on the table (no pun intended) 

She sounded so disinterested on the phone I never bothered trying to arrange a meet - going by your review I did the right thing.

Oh & the description of the "cold dead eyes" gave me a laugh - the picture of the BF on display did not. I appreciate a girls gotta have a life outside of "service providing" but unresoundingly unprofessional IMO.

Thanks again 

[Zimbaman]

Thanks for taking the time to write a review on this WG (actually more of a massage experience I guess)

I called her when her profile first went up, originally it was worded more along the lines of a GFE with sex on the table (no pun intended) 

She sounded so disinterested on the phone I never bothered trying to arrange a meet - going by your review I did the right thing.

Oh & the description of the "cold dead eyes" gave me a laugh - the picture of the BF on display did not. I appreciate a girls gotta have a life outside of "service providing" but unresoundingly unprofessional IMO.

Thanks again 

Completely agree with this. If you hate doing it that much don’t do it. Simple really. But then she wouldn’t make as much money  still, I’d rather others went in expecting a cold reception, then at least they wouldn’t be disappointed. Like I said.. the massage was actually pretty good.

[Dibble]

I think that was yana. Heard a lot of good things but never visited. I believe this is her, but happy to be corrected.

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Still might try it for £40 for 30 minutes.

Yep - that's her.

I saw here back in the days that she used to offer FS and OWO.  The hot oil massaged and OWO was great.  Not been back since she switched to massange and HE.

[madmania]

Thanks for feeding back Zimba - have always been moderately tempted to see Alice. Bit put off now though!

Cheers mate

[Zimbaman]

Thanks for feeding back Zimba - have always been moderately tempted to see Alice. Bit put off now though!

Cheers mate

You’re welcome. Looking at her other reviews I’m sure her service has deteriorated over time. Shame, as if she delivered as her profile promised it would be a cracking use of £50!