Author Topic: Alice (Bayswater Massage)  (Read 1566 times)

Offline xeron

Went to see 'Alice from Australia' of the Bayswater massage crew regularly reviewed here (maids number is 07747143442, normally i just ask who is available when i text)

100 for 1hr b2b

Alice is a cute Australian lady, nothing spectacular but shes attractive and has a decent body with breasts that were a decent handful

Had a shower and exchanged pleasantries, shes friendly and smiley. Had a shower and went face down on the bed

This was.. boring. She gave what i guess she thought was a compentent massage which had no sensuality or teasing of any sort for almost 40 minutes, which was made all the more tedious given i had seen my actual threapist the previous evening to resolve a minor injury

I guess ive been spoiled by some of the older stars of this place, personally if im going for a £100 b2b, im going for the slides, reach unders, teasing and sensuality, not an attempt at a sports massage. I did gently hint at this but she just giggled and then carried on with the same moves, after a few seconds of rubbing her boobs on my back.

Eventually on the turnover she (surprise surprise) almost immediately tried to go for the finish, I stopped her and asked if i could pleasure her(which normally brings out more intimacy especially with a masseuse) RO is extra, so used fingers to bring her off

Lay back on the bed after this and she went back into autopilot, i did try an ask what else was extra but she said no to FS.

She jerked me off with her hand while lying next to me in an awkward position which meant i couldnt really touch her, mercifully at least her technique was decent and brought me off


Overall, Alice is friendly and good looking, but the whole experience was boring and unsatisfying, I wouldnt recommend seeing her and I wont be back either

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Thanks for the review. I think I was getting enough negative vibes on this one to conclude she was best to avoid. I seem to recall someone else saying that she was leaving the UK shortly which may account for the current service levels. Any views on who is best there post Irina?

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Offline xeron

That is certainly the right advert but those pictures (as per normal for this group) look nothing like her

Honestly I couldnt recommend anyone I've seen from this group recently. If i were a conspiracy theorist I'd almost think that the whole reason Irina split from them was because she offered a superior raunchy experience with extras at no charge and made the rest of them look bad

There is a new girl apparently who I may go try next week but I'm about ready to give up on this lot.

Offline Wankingdead

That is certainly the right advert but those pictures (as per normal for this group) look nothing like her

Honestly I couldnt recommend anyone I've seen from this group recently. If i were a conspiracy theorist I'd almost think that the whole reason Irina split from them was because she offered a superior raunchy experience with extras at no charge and made the rest of them look bad

There is a new girl apparently who I may go try next week but I'm about ready to give up on this lot.
I think she left or got kicked out, I had the misfortune of meeting her and she was so bad at it.

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I think she left or got kicked out, I had the misfortune of meeting her and she was so bad at it.

Are you talking about the new girl?  Samantha?

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That is certainly the right advert but those pictures (as per normal for this group) look nothing like her

Honestly I couldnt recommend anyone I've seen from this group recently. If i were a conspiracy theorist I'd almost think that the whole reason Irina split from them was because she offered a superior raunchy experience with extras at no charge and made the rest of them look bad

There is a new girl apparently who I may go try next week but I'm about ready to give up on this lot.

Management prefers girls who don't do FS.  Girls who aren't popular get given the heave ho as soon as a new girl can be found.  Irina has her fans but as soon as I found out she does bareback I stopped seeing her (over 6 months ago).

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Im curious, are there any other known girls in the group that provide FS?

I realise from this review that YMMV between the girls.

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Management prefers girls who don't do FS.  Girls who aren't popular get given the heave ho as soon as a new girl can be found.  Irina has her fans but as soon as I found out she does bareback I stopped seeing her (over 6 months ago).

Yes her safety was what concerned me, she just seemed too high risk and too happy to try to please everyone no matter what!!!

Offline jimijimi

Im curious, are there any other known girls in the group that provide FS?

I realise from this review that YMMV between the girls.

I haven’t been there for a while so I don’t know about the service of the current girls.
But there used to be good girls here like Lily and Karina.
Lily provided FS with extra. It was expensive but really good.
Recently I prefer FS provider to masseuse because there aren’t good ones.

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Im curious, are there any other known girls in the group that provide FS?

I realise from this review that YMMV between the girls.

Oh FFS!   :dash:
Reading is such a useful skill.  I suggest you practice by doing the research yourself, it isn't difficult (reading age 7+) for this group of girls.

Offline xeron

At this point from my own experience and other reviews if you want a decent sensual masssge youre on average better going elsewhere, new girls are a complete crapshoot, and the existing providers seem hit and miss ( Tara is still there, despite feedback here not being particular strong on her)

As for FS, well personally I'd say youre better off just finding a well reviewed lady on here for 100 notes instead.

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At this point from my own experience and other reviews if you want a decent sensual masssge youre on average better going elsewhere, new girls are a complete crapshoot, and the existing providers seem hit and miss ( Tara is still there, despite feedback here not being particular strong on her)

As for FS, well personally I'd say youre better off just finding a well reviewed lady on here for 100 notes instead.

Or take plenty of extra money!!