So the good, the bad, the ugly.
First time in BK. Did quite a bit of research both on here and using a very good website ThaiRedCat which I used as a good source.
I won't go into a full review blow by blow account (hee hee
) so here are the high and low lights.
Nana - was pissing down with rain, stood outside Rainbow on the ground floor. Spoke to the hotty used to pull in punters. She was totally non-pushy, we got chatting, I offered to buy a drink. She sat with me and chatted/flirted. Really no pressure which I really enjoyed. I did enquire about bar fining her. She was 3000. I knew this to be very high so I declined as this was my first punt. She understood, explaining that she was the 'host' so hence expensive. All the other girls were about 2000 (I thought this still quite expensive). I was the only punter there but when 2 more came in she politely asked to see them. I said of course. By now, she has made be hard! I spotted another young hottie onstage but was told she was 3000 also. I tried to negotiate with the boss and failed. The bar was dead...take the money!! So I walked and was proud I did.
By now really horny. Pissing down with rain still. Went to eat at nearby hooters to calm down. Crap food (considering other stuff had during my time) 2 amazingly hot Russian girls working. Made me even hornier.
Ended up checking out the BJ bars Lolitas and Kasalong. No hotties at the former, went with one at KLs. Problem with this bar is you cannot casually walk by as the alley doesn't lead anywhere but my confidence didn't let me down and I sat outside until I made my choice. Now, I don't usually cum with just a BJ. I could probably count on 2 hands the number of times I have in my LIFE! But this girl had no problems. Possibly aided by the fact I had a weeks worth stored up but she was consistent and unrelenting and I exploded in her mouth and she didn't flinch (no swallow). Cost 800 + 100 tip and a cheap coke. 7/10.
The next day I went to SoiCowboy. But trouble is way too early (2pm). It was dead/closed. I was really horny so ended up looking at the nearby massage places. Walked up the street, got asked a few times but just walked by. I remembered one young hottie in one place so circled back and went straight for her to ask. Had an oil massage (400....400 baht!!!). She was SO fit (best girl I went with in my stay) but nothing was on offer apart from a happy ending fully clothed. i was gutted BUT the ending was extended for about a solid minute of cumming. I am not bragging but I take ages to get there but edge/cum for a long time. Oh man, so much went everywhere, her clothes, table, my stomach! I asked if she could come to my hotel later. She said she couldn't. I feel the boss has a tight leash here. Cost 400+500 baht for an hour massage and HE. 8/10 for looks, effort and result! lol.
In the evening instead of going back to Soi Cowboy, I ordered a takeaway using smooci. I was too tired to go back out. I went with a girl called Sazy as she offered A levels. The service by smooci was 10/10. Simple, easy, confirmation by phone within seconds. Text updates on girl and you can track her! Sazy arrived, a little older than photos (expected) and teeth were a little ropey but I was happy. She was impeccably clean. OWO was really good, varied, rimming then she offered 'front or back' for sex. Fuck it, I thought, lets have her ass straight away. Boy, she was tight, and could take a pounding. I had to edge for ages as I was ready to go really quickly. Slow extended deep thrusts to begin but I couldn't hold back and thrust away until I came. No dodgy smells as I withdrew (Showed she had cleaned inside and out!). All this is covered btw, obviously!
Massage for a good 45 mins then she asked for round 2. Now my internal reset switch hadn't gone yet, but I was hard. She went into the plank position and I banged her pussy and arse again for ages, I took condom off and slid between her butt cheeks for a while but couldn't cum. Not her fault at all, totally mine.
2 hours of fun cost me 5900 Baht. 3750 basis for 2 hours and 2000 extra for anal plus small tip. Now, in BK terms this is very expensive. But looking back, considering I was being asked 3000 to bar fine, plus drinks, etc.etc for a short time (I doubt you'd get a full hour even). Unlikely to get anal which I wanted, I thought 2 hours of owo (cim if I wanted) and anal for £135 was good enough for me. I was very happy to do this in the comfort of my hotel room. 9/10 for smooci service and girl but in hindsight maybe an hour would have been okay (but only £20 cheaper...so whats the point!)
Back to Soi Cowboy the next day at a proper time and hit Baracci, Cowboy 2 and another I forget. No one I fancied. None. I was really disappointed with the standard of girls on the bars. I also noticed that all the locals and tourists around me were getting asked to come in, a lot. 3 times I walked up and down and I was approached only ONCE. Now, I am beginning to think this was due to my skin colour. You will see why in a bit. I ended up in the Crazy horse and was surprised to see naked girls everywhere girating onstage and with blokes. I like this! I spotted a young hottie (finally i thought!). I caught her eye twice. She didn't come over, a ladyboy host spotted i was trying to get her attention and got her to come over. I bought her an expensive whiskey (330) and tried to chat with her, she didn't say much then said she was going to dance (one sip of her drink) she then went onstage at the furthest end. I got the impression she was trying to ditch me as she glanced my way to see if i was with anyone else. I beckoned her over again. She sat next to me, not on me like ALL of the other girls were doing. She was SO fit, i had to have her. But I got nowhere. I asked to Bar fine, she said something I couldn't understand and said to come back tomorrow...no...I wanted her now. She then just walked off again to the other side of the place, talked to another punter, got nowhere, grabbed a girl, used her to make a dash for the lift and fucked off! I was gobsmacked. she hadn't hardly touched her drink. The ladyboy came over and I tried to get an explanation as to what had gone on. He couldn't say. I then asked for the boss and no one claimed responsibility. I was fuming! I paid for my drinks and left. I was so dejected I went home without trying elsewhere.
Soi cowboy 1/10.
My final day i was tempted to go bar fine that hottie in rainbow but overall, i didn't trust go go bars anymore. I was tempted to try smooci again but thought I'd use it as a back up so I went back to the BJ bars in Soi 8. This time I saw better quality outside Lolitas. I walked up. and picked 2 girls, why not! One slightly older but good looking and another young and fit one. I am glad I went for this mix.
Upstairs, totally dead, no one in at all (it was raining again). young girl went first for the BJ. She was totally naked, really nice body, BJ was pretty good. The 2nd girl was still partially dressed and was licking my nipples (why to they do this, I'm not a girl!) anyway, I asked to swap and boy am I glad I did. the older girl was instantly far better at a BJ (it's true...experience rules!) deeper and more suction. This coupled with this young hot girl hugging, grabbing and kissing my neck/torso whilst I grabbed and fingered her was excellent. Finally, she looked at me deep in the eyes, then DFK'd me. This, together with grabbing the older womans head and trusting her deeper (no objection at all) meant for the 2nd time in a few days, I came long and hard with just a bj, no use of a hand at all and didn't try to pull away whilst exploding.
I loved it. 8/10. Cost was 1600 baht for the 2 girls. I had baht to burn so gave each 200 tip which they were ecstatic about. They were absolutely dead and unlikely to get much business so I thought a £5 tip to each was the least I could do.
My ONLY regret is had I more time, I would have got the young girls name and asked to Short time or even Long time her. I have a feeling she quite liked me and would be dynamite in bed.
Overall, would I go back to BK for a sex holiday. I am not sure. The overall standard of working girls was really disappointing. i didn't expect fitties in every bar but I guess my standard is a little high being sober all the time. there were pretty thai in other places but just not working. I tried a good cross section of experiences, I even tried thaicupid and tinder but I just feel my skin colour put off the locals. Many were surprised to hear my accent and be told I was English.
I find it interesting that I didn't short time a go go girl which i assume is the most common method. Again, were my prices inflated?
if I was visiting asia again, i might. but it's not worth a dedicated visit. Take into account air fares and you are better of here in the UK. BUT I am impressed with the BJs here. All were better than most I get here, they don't mind hand on the head pushing down (which I like to do...who doesn't?) and none remotely tried to pull away whilst draining my sack.
Oh and the food was brilliant and cheap.
where next...who knows. Europe probably.
