External Link/Members OnlyDate: 06-03-2018 Midday, 12:15
Time: 1hr booking FS
Price: £110
Method: Call via AW profile, no booking
Background:After a 5 year hiatus from punting and one messy breakup still darkening my mood, I decided to give it another shot...
With all the new builds in Woking that have come since I last punted, it certainly has a lot more to offer than it did 6 years ago. I have generally gone for the girl next door types, with untouched photos or at least non professional pictures. I decided against sticking to old habits and had a gander of what was on offer in the area. It was immediately clear that Glamour Anastazia ticked all the boxes I was looking for in my first punt in over half a decade. Short, skinny, aesthetic body, fake titties, everything and the kitchen sink. She kinda looked like Melisandre from Game of Thrones too (a little
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Before PuntCalled her around 11am, Tuesday morning, answered quickly. The phone line was utter bollocks and I could hardly hear what she was saying, kept needing her to repeat what she said, she lost her temper a little because of this. It irked me a little because it wasn't exactly called for, alas thinking with my cock rather than my head (might be hindsight speaking), I brushed it off and eventually understood her enough to conclude the conversation with her with her promising to send me the address via message when we hung up. 30 minutes later, still no address, messaged her and it was sent promptly.
Arrived in Woking, parked up in Peacocks, plenty of space at that time of day. Walked to cash point, then to address. I was afraid I was going to be late; 5 years away from Woking and everywhere is being renovated I couldn't walk the way I wanted so I ended up jogging to where I needed to get to. Alas, I need not have bothered as when I was there and messaged her, she said she was running late and needed time to get ready. 15 minutes later, standing in the rain like a plonker she was ready and gave me the instructions to get to her.
The PuntGreeted at the door by Anastazia, it was certainly the same person in the pictures, just a few years older and less Photoshop finish. I wasn't exactly sure what those extra 15 minutes of waiting around was worth in her journey of getting ready but she looked as if she had just woken up and not really prepared to see a client. Flat was clean and tidy, had the typical WG smell to it.
Bedroom was sparsely furnished and rather uncomfortable if I am perfectly honest. Got the paperwork out of the way and had a brief chat; commented on my age (25) saying I was a baby, not really what I want to hear on a punt but
Got down to business with an oily B2B massage with her rubbing her tits on my back and butt. Attempted to kiss but I might've been kissing a houseplant for all the feedback I got. She was shaven but stubbly as hell and was rubbing against me which hurt a little. She seemed very distant and not having fun whatsoever, just saying cliché things to appear interested.
After 5 minutes of this, I turned on my back and she gave me a 30 second tug and asked if I was ready for sex yet, to which I replied "No, not yet" she proceeded to get a condom and stick it on (advertised OWO) I thought I was getting a covered BJ but one suck suck after she put the condom on, she sat on top of me and that was that. A little dejectedly I proceeded to have mediocre cowgirl etc. She wasn't really interested or enthused. Moved on to missionary which was okay and got a little feedback from her, still totally uninterested in kissing, which was a shame and sad for me.
Progressed through a few positions, had her saying how young I was midway through it all, which again wasn't the thing I was hoping to hear
It was approaching 30 mins into the punt when she started commenting on me finishing soon, which killed any mood I had. Thankfully my little man still had fight in him and after having the condom off and a brief tug from her, I managed to cum, feeling no more satisfied than when I had arrived.
The general feeling after was of unwelcome and her wanting to get me showered and out the door as quickly as possible. After the shower and putting my clothes on, I noticed I was 40 minutes into my hour, which at this point I knew it would be a case of cutting my losses and counting it as a learning experience.
Aftermath and thoughtsCommunication was neither bad nor good.
Timekeeping was bad.
She seemed uninterested and bored the whole time. Didn't provide what was offered on the AW profile. Felt rushed.
Advertises herself as Spanish but she is Russian. She has a big scar on her belly which is hidden on her photos and she has a tattoo on the deltoid. All of these are not listed on the profile at all.
I was undecided whether to leave a neutral or negative review, since it wasn't an absolutely awful experience and it was nice to have a good looking woman. For me it was a negative experience however, since she didn't seem to be enjoying herself or really offer what was advertised.
Thanks for reading and I hope you have a better punt than I.
