External Link/Members OnlyThis was the sort of punt that makes you think "Why bother? - What a waste of money", so no nice memories to recall as I write I'm afraid. However, in fairness to you all I felt I should share the experience and give you a heads up on what to possibly expect. Perhaps it was just me and we didn't gel, but then again that hasn't really happened before and I think you are within your rights for a little more professionalism. I should add I'd showered shortly beforehand and brushed my teeth/chewed gum on my way to the venue.
I've been to HOD's London venues a few times as well as the sister establishments in MK - see my other reviews if you want info on the set up etc. Communications were good and the locations work for me. I've only ever had one bad experience before with them, so perhaps I was due another.
I was really looking forward to meeting Amira, as I've never been with an Indian girl and wanted to for a long time - since travellling in India 10 years ago and being wowed by many of the dusky beauties I passed. I half suspected it wouldn't be great, as services advertised sound vanilla and Amira isn't well reviewed, so I went along with fairly low expectations, but a positive and hopeful attitude, excited at ticking another box o my fantasy list.
Amira is certainly pretty enough and has a perfect body for me - slender with small, breasts. I complimented her on her looks when she entered the room and again made appreciative comments when she went to the furthest point of the room and slipped off her dress. When she greeted me with a handshake, rather than a kiss, I felt things were already going wrong.
Amira asked for the money up front, despite it being on the table for her to pick up and left me to undress myself, before suggesting a back massage, which in hindsight was probably a time wasting technique. I accepted to try and put her ease, appreciating some girls are less confident than others. As I attempted to gently touch Amira I was told to wait as my hands were cold, despite me being careful to keep them in the pockets of my leather jacket on the quick walk from the station and waiting in the warm room for a few minutes for her to join me, as is the way when the maid lets you in.
After a few minutes I was permitted to place my hand on Amiras bum and I shifted around for a cuddle - it was clear no kissing would be on offer at all. This didn't suit either, so Amira positioned herself to give me oral, immediately grabbing a condom. I asked for owo, which lead to the production of tissues and vigorous wiping, before three quick licks of the top half inch of my flaccid member. I wasn't getting hard as nothing vaguely erotic had occurred - let alone the raunch I've received recently at the same establishment from Apple, Jai, Tina and others. Amira then insisted on applying the condom whilst spitting in her tissue and wiping her body where I had caressed her. I was beginning to feel quite uncomfortable and very embarrassed.
Trying to relax I ran my hands through her hair which helped bring me to life, but as soon as my hands slid down to Amira's pussy my hand was moved away. Frustrated and disappointed I allowed myself to cum, despite being only 15 minutes into a 30 minute session, appreciating things weren't going to get better and knowing I wouldn't want to do more with someone who clearly didn't want to play. Amira offered tissues and further wiped down where I had touched her, making me feel even more uncomfortable. As I reached for my clothes she asked if I wanted to try again, but these words felt empty in tone, as did her thanks.
On my way out I passed Amy and Kim in reception - Kim wearing just a g string, so at least I got a quick look at her stunning body. Some reviews have said that she's a cracker to look at with questionable service levels - I'd say the same about Amira.
Verdict = £70 wasted. I felt rubbish the rest of the day.
