Author Topic: *not* so sexy - Hannah - Slough  (Read 2829 times)


5 review(s) for -sexy-H.A.N.N.A.H- (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline WKD123

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1 hour - paid £140.

This is a salutary lesson in letting your dick take over your brain. Recently, After Plan A failed I got a bit desperate and scanned AW for those available - with a couple of reviews on UKP, I thought this particular girl would do the job.  :(

Comms - Good - To try and make sure that I could get a booking in, I called rather than send a text or try AW. Quickly answered and agreed when and sent postcode by text. Confirmed a couple of things by text and as zero hour approached, got more details on the location.

Location - Easy place to find but wasn't sure if the parking was reserved, so I dumped the car in the first available space. 

Room - Looks like Hannah borrows the place - nice enough flat with a tired stairwell leading up to the location. Room was pleasant enough and en-suite shower had some minimal shower gel and anti-perspirant, but no mouthwash  (good job I had spruced up earlier and had some gum to chew shortly beforehand)

Girl- Oh dear.  Hannah is not a size 8 and is not blonde and is not very attractive. With her false eyelashes and pumped up lower lip she looks a bit like a pantomime dame. She is tall in heels - easily 6' and has enhanced breasts which do, at least, look like the pictures on her AW profile. Quite firm and nice nipples but she's carrying some weight around the hips and stomach and her pussy was quite flappy - I also think she had a hairy ass, but didn't inspect too closely (see below). Not very engaging until, funnily enough, at the very end as I was shown the door. There was an odd, almost stale smell throughout

Punt - Welcomed at the door, with Hannah in a one-piece (when I asked about a specific outfit, I was told that she had very little at the flat). Quite welcoming, offered the shower which I always take and glass of water. At this point, confirmed the hour and she stashed the cash. One thing I have now learnt is that if it doesn't feel quite right at this point, drop the punt to 30 minutes, but hindsight is ....

Returned from the shower to engage in some FK bordering on DFK which is when I first noticed that Hannah wasn't as fresh as other girls. Got down to business, which consisted of some more FK and me exploring her body, including some RO on her pussy which looked good at first - but seemed to expand into more flappy lips as I progressed. Also, I was certain there was something in there, but she didn't taste fresh so I stopped short of more RO and when I tried to explore with a finger, was gently pushed away. Really not into this by now, I indicated that a blowjob would be good, but instead I got some vague tit rubbing before, finally, some OWO (had to stop her putting the condom on) - this was lacklustre and she also lubed me up(!) - tried some more tit wanking and then slipped the rubber on with her mouth and a bit more oral before mounting me (thank god for the blue pill keeping things going) - a reasonable session before Hannah got tired of that and we moved to mish at which point I started to enjoy the session a bit more, then moved to spooning and tried fingering her clit and clasping a breast, but realised that there was so much lube and false moaning going on, I'd be better off dumping my load so went for doggy in front of the mirror which did the trick. At this point, however, I did notice a distinctly dark patch of hair around her arsehole but didn't explore further as I didn't want to spoil my rhythm.

Hannah was extricating my cock from her pussy the moment I came and then chucked me a couple of wipes to clean up with.

Bit of small talk with me wishing to get out of there asap, so I showered off said farewell and tramped down the stairs, kicking myself for having wasted £140 on what turned out to be about a 30 minute punt.   

Would I return?  Ha Ha Ha Ha.... NO.   Just comparing this with previous punts for either the same or less (including a second visit to the flame starting Michelle Independent for £140 of pure pleasure)  makes me angry at little WKD for being so desperate.  Let alone the lacklustre approach, misleading profile (on size at least) and that odd slightly stale smell which is still with me. No idea why there could have been a previous Positive review on this one



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1 hour - paid £140.

This is a salutary lesson in letting your dick take over your brain. Recently, After Plan A failed I got a bit desperate and scanned AW for those available - with a couple of reviews on UKP, I thought this particular girl would do the job.  :(

Comms - Good - To try and make sure that I could get a booking in, I called rather than send a text or try AW. Quickly answered and agreed when and sent postcode by text. Confirmed a couple of things by text and as zero hour approached, got more details on the location.

Location - Easy place to find but wasn't sure if the parking was reserved, so I dumped the car in the first available space. 

Room - Looks like Hannah borrows the place - nice enough flat with a tired stairwell leading up to the location. Room was pleasant enough and en-suite shower had some minimal shower gel and anti-perspirant, but no mouthwash  (good job I had spruced up earlier and had some gum to chew shortly beforehand)

Girl- Oh dear.  Hannah is not a size 8 and is not blonde and is not very attractive. With her false eyelashes and pumped up lower lip she looks a bit like a pantomime dame. She is tall in heels - easily 6' and has enhanced breasts which do, at least, look like the pictures on her AW profile. Quite firm and nice nipples but she's carrying some weight around the hips and stomach and her pussy was quite flappy - I also think she had a hairy ass, but didn't inspect too closely (see below). Not very engaging until, funnily enough, at the very end as I was shown the door. There was an odd, almost stale smell throughout

Punt - Welcomed at the door, with Hannah in a one-piece (when I asked about a specific outfit, I was told that she had very little at the flat). Quite welcoming, offered the shower which I always take and glass of water. At this point, confirmed the hour and she stashed the cash. One thing I have now learnt is that if it doesn't feel quite right at this point, drop the punt to 30 minutes, but hindsight is ....

Returned from the shower to engage in some FK bordering on DFK which is when I first noticed that Hannah wasn't as fresh as other girls. Got down to business, which consisted of some more FK and me exploring her body, including some RO on her pussy which looked good at first - but seemed to expand into more flappy lips as I progressed. Also, I was certain there was something in there, but she didn't taste fresh so I stopped short of more RO and when I tried to explore with a finger, was gently pushed away. Really not into this by now, I indicated that a blowjob would be good, but instead I got some vague tit rubbing before, finally, some OWO (had to stop her putting the condom on) - this was lacklustre and she also lubed me up(!) - tried some more tit wanking and then slipped the rubber on with her mouth and a bit more oral before mounting me (thank god for the blue pill keeping things going) - a reasonable session before Hannah got tired of that and we moved to mish at which point I started to enjoy the session a bit more, then moved to spooning and tried fingering her clit and clasping a breast, but realised that there was so much lube and false moaning going on, I'd be better off dumping my load so went for doggy in front of the mirror which did the trick. At this point, however, I did notice a distinctly dark patch of hair around her arsehole but didn't explore further as I didn't want to spoil my rhythm.

Hannah was extricating my cock from her pussy the moment I came and then chucked me a couple of wipes to clean up with.

Bit of small talk with me wishing to get out of there asap, so I showered off said farewell and tramped down the stairs, kicking myself for having wasted £140 on what turned out to be about a 30 minute punt.   

Would I return?  Ha Ha Ha Ha.... NO.   Just comparing this with previous punts for either the same or less (including a second visit to the flame starting Michelle Independent for £140 of pure pleasure)  makes me angry at little WKD for being so desperate.  Let alone the lacklustre approach, misleading profile (on size at least) and that odd slightly stale smell which is still with me. No idea why there could have been a previous Positive review on this one

SOme idiot https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=182244 is not happy about this review, reported it twice, but his / her English is so bad no idea what the fuck his / her problem is  :unknown:

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Bad luck OP- sounds a right shit punt. It happens to us all at some stage. Shame you opted for the hour. Thanks for the review, sounds like the SP in question has reported this review to Admin. Well perhaps next time she'll make more fucking effort if she's reading this. :scare:

Thanks for the review OP and better luck next time. :hi:

Offline EverOptimistic

I'm fairly sure I've seen this girl before although at the time she had a different AW profile. (Used the name Hannah but perhaps not in the title.) 
As the punt was probably more than a year ago my recollection is somewhat hazy but I do remember the girl was a fair bit older than advertised.
I recall the service being poor and her being very distant and looking pretty spaced out.
She was blonde at that time.

The previous profile had quite a lot of positive AW feedback I think.
In any event given the OP's experience one to avoid for sure!

Offline deg_dilemma

Thanks OP, this girl was on my hot list but will now go on to my black list.

Offline Tony_Red

Thanks for the warning sir. Off the HL.

Offline mick1972

Thanks for the review, I was booked in to see her Tomorrow think I'll paint the bathroom instead  :yahoo: