Author Topic: Diana - Maya's Massage Hammersmith London  (Read 5054 times)

middlehand

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My first ever review (be kind gents).

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Well reviewed place. I've met Maya, Chloe and Kate before. So far enjoyed their services every time.
This particular visit was last week.

Comms: Phone number on their BP. I usually text a day in advance to book but was in a hurry that day so decided to call. Nice sounding receptionist got me booked in with two hours notice. Diana had no photos or reviews. She was described on the phone as young, slim, petite Polish lady. Thought what the heck and TOFFT. The receptionist replies to texts usually within minutes during opening hours.

Location: The usual place 5-10mins from Ravenscroft Park or Hammersmith, on a quiet side street off Kings Street. Discreet with virtually no traffic or pedestrians but I usually visit evenings and it's dark by 5pm so... it depends I guess. Got a text asking if it was ok, they were running 10mins late. No probs. Sort of looks like an office building. Used or disused is up to anyone's guess. Press the buzzer and you're let into the landing and Maya's door is in front of you which opens almost immediately as you walk into the building. There are buzzers for other businesses outside but not sure if there is anything other than Maya's in that building. I only visit after office hours so I couldn't say about the risk of brushing past office workers on their way to lunch. Strangely, the place resembles a flat inside. Well set up for what they do. Not sure whether they had a small refurb, tidy up, or just had more lights on that day. Bathroom with a toilet, sink, shower cubicle and electric shower. Not exactly five star but everything works and is clean. I've only been in the big room before with the mattress on the floor, a large pleated divider thing, and a large perving mirror. This time, I was in the small room. Not very warm compared to previous visits (it was freezing outside) but didn't notice it much once we got going. Mattress on the floor of the small room, a mini chaise lounge, large radiator to one side with just enough room to move about. Didn't hinder the experience but would prefer the big room given the choice. Shame there isn't a mirror in the small room. Music, candles and incense, the usual bits. Saw the third room with a massage table on my way out. Wonder if you can choose the room when you book... The walls are thin. You can't tell what they are talking about in the next room but you can tell they're talking.

Girl: In black leggings and a sleeveless top, Diana opened the door with a welcoming smile. She is the one in the photo/phonepic wearing black underwear on Maya's BP currently. The receptionist wasn't lying. She is a tight-bodied cutie. Size 6, guessing 5'4, petite (obv), nice legs, soft tanned skin, dark shoulder length hair, pretty, cheeky face with dimples. She could be anything between 18-24. I was excited. If you're after a girl next door on her way back from yoga, I would recommend. For those looking for a more "voluptuous" figure, she may not be for you. Her English isn't perfect (read on).

Service: 1hr tantric body to body £80

Me into the room and services confirmed. She dashes off to start the shower. Paperwork on the chair thing. Clean towel supplied. I shower while she stashes the cash. Back in the room after shower, towel off, and on the mattress on my front. She said it was her first day at Maya's. I think (and I stress the "think") she's either completely or quite new to fbsm. I didn't mind. First day at work, we've all been there. It's nice to be nice, I say, and most people appreciate that. Wasn't after a therapeutic massage. For me, she was good looking, honest and had a likeable attitude. Warm oil over my legs, bum and back. Was asked if I wanted soft, medium or hard. Didn't care and told her to do whatever she felt like. Standard massage routine as you'd expect. Combination of long and short strokes, use of hands arms, elbows on all the necessary bits, which felt as good as most I've had before but I could tell she was nervous. Tried a little banter to soften the mood but her English wouldn't allow. She's keen to chat and one would find her English good enough to get through a massage session minus the banter/jokes. Moving onto b2b is where you might notice she's not as experienced as others. It's hard to explain, but I wished it had an element of tension and raunchiness to it all. Still managed nice slow full body slides on her front and back with attention given to all parts of my body. CC swipes and attention to the sack given, but one could never have enough of those. Would have been nice to have some reach-unders... shame. She made up for it all when it was time to turn. She sat facing me between my legs with her legs splayed open, her feet either side of my waist as she delicately worked on my little fella. What a sight... Then she lied down by my side, her head by my knees and my arm held between her legs (a bit like 69 but side by side), leaving my hand free to wander. Sensual touching is allowed but private parts are out of bounds (no surprises there). 40mins in, asked her to slow down as I was already about to pop. Managed to hold back for a few more position changes, slides, groping, gentle attention to all the important bits before I couldn't hold back any longer. In the HE department, she knows what she's doing. Cleaned me up nicely and sat next to me before shower, asked if I wanted to extend an hour. Never been asked that before at Maya's. Not that it's bad or anything, just different. Probably would have if it had been a different day or had another £80 burning a hole in my pocket. Shower. Dressed. Diana came back in the room with a towel around her. She saw me out the door with a hug/peck. Overall, another good service.

Positives:
Pretty girl with a tight body (subjective) and knows how to show it
Nice attitude
Will make you pop in no time if you're not careful
Maya's place is always a safe bet (not specific to Diana)

Negatives:
Basic English (might bother some)
Needs more experience/confidence in massage itself for that extra "zing"
Lack of D cup boobs and booty fit for twerking (if that's what you're after)

Return? Yes.

Offline kebabattack

Great Review, thanks! Agree that Maya's provides consistent good standard.

Strange one - the other day I dropped into the local polish cafe for a coffee (usual place was shut) on King Street, a stones throw from Maya Massage. As I waited in line amongst all the poles - the odd old man in an eighties wooly jumper, some severe-looking older ladies and the odd young pretty waitress, I couldn't help noticing the name of the cafe on the wall - 'Cafe Maya'!!!!

I wondered whether there is a connection!!!! funny that there is a polish community centre there too.

Inside track anyone?

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Hello kebabattack,
No there is no connection at all. Just a coincidence :)
Thank you for your kind words. We constantly improve to be able to provide high quality services.

Offline stonebow1

Something doesn't read right about this review, little too coincidental that it's a new account and that it comes after a slew of poor reviews for Maya's massage. I'm disregarding this as a probable tout.

middlehand

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Something doesn't read right about this review, little too coincidental that it's a new account and that it comes after a slew of poor reviews for Maya's massage. I'm disregarding this as a probable tout.

Thanks for picking up on this, as I was thinking someone might. I have to be honest, I did have another UKP ID which I created (I think) in early 2017, but me being an idiot I used the same ID as my personal email ID. Little did I know UKP (still has?) used to have a list of IDs logged in during the last 24/48hrs thing at the bottom of the main page. So before I posted my first review (I never thought I would be posting anything when I first found UKP), I created another (this current) ID for my personal sense of security if that makes sense. As for the review, I have only experienced two massage parlours, so that's why I've only posted only one review. Hope this clarifies things. Judging by previous reviews of Maya's place, punters don't seem to get any benefit from posting positive reviews anyway. Cheers.

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Thanks for picking up on this, as I was thinking someone might. I have to be honest, I did have another UKP ID which I created (I think) in early 2017, but me being an idiot I used the same ID as my personal email ID. Little did I know UKP (still has?) used to have a list of IDs logged in during the last 24/48hrs thing at the bottom of the main page. So before I posted my first review (I never thought I would be posting anything when I first found UKP), I created another (this current) ID for my personal sense of security if that makes sense. As for the review, I have only experienced two massage parlours, so that's why I've only posted only one review. Hope this clarifies things. Judging by previous reviews of Maya's place, punters don't seem to get any benefit from posting positive reviews anyway. Cheers.
middlehand - don't take this personally but no-one really cares or gives a shit. You'll get more credibility from posting information/comments/reviews on other places besides Maya's and you'd probably have got more street-cred by telling Stonebow to "Piss off, we all have to start somewhere". No offence Stonebow - I agree with your observation.