Cost: £250 (No extras)
Booking length: 1 hour
Comms: All arranged by text with the Agency, straightforward.
Location: 2 minutes-walk from the Grand Union Canal exit (Hammersmith & City line) of Paddington underground. Clean, tidy modern 4th storey apartment, more than fit for purpose. Buzzer entry system, no concierge, two lifts. This is a 2 bedroom apartment, I've visited another SP here using the other room which does have an en-suite. Nellie's bathroom was directly opposite her bedroom, it has a bog standard shower in the bath affair.
Services agreed: FK, OWO, RO and protected sex in multiple positions.
The reality: No FK was actually on offer at all, but OWO, RO and protected sex in multiple positions was. (Mish, spoons, prone bone, doggy etc)
Pros
· Great figure, the pictures of her body are accurate. Size 6 -8, no tattoos. Great rack, I couldn't really tell if they were fake or otherwise, soft and no surgical scarring that I could see. Wearing a one piece swim suit (peach colour) and a pair of Jimmy Choo's.
· Good skin, clean, Brazilian but not particularly cleanly shaven (there was a little growth there) with some signs of shaving rash, and a non-smoker from what I could tell on the day; and
· Brave enough to wear minimal make-up, perhaps not quite attractive enough to pull this off. I do however applaud her for backing herself in this regard.
Cons
· The photo-shopping of her face on the glamour shots is misleading. They don't stack up with reality, I was disappointed but expecting this because there's a selfie on either Admirals or Diva's site, and this is a far more accurate reflection of what your money's buying. Fyi she doesn't currently have curly hair, it's long and straight. Upon meeting her, facially I wasn't particularly attracted to her;
· Refused any form of FK;
· Limited English (this isn't a criticism) but combined with an unengaging, distant and not very positive or friendly demeanour is never a good mix;
· Poor attitude*;
· Sub-par skills across the board, made little effort and please step forward the winner of my most toothy OWO 2017 award;
· Slight odour on her breath, even though no FK was on offer the smell was still apparent, I couldn't exactly identify it, along the lines of sauerkraut;
· Lip fillers which really didn't add anything for me, it is however her body;
· Left me standing on her doorstep for best part of 5 minutes. After knocking on her door, she shouted one minute then left me hanging for considerably longer;
· The toiletries in her bathroom were all empty. I had however just landed and had my wash kit with me;
· Rather oddly I had to help her make the bed before the action commenced; and
· I wasn't offered any refreshments.
*Whilst changing for each position, she'd grab my Jon Thomas and check the condom, at first I thought she was just being diligent which is fair enough. However towards the end of the booking, she'd clearly thought I'd popped (which I hadn't), and upon checking the condom and observing no cum, she decried, "oh come on" all in a rather frustrated manner. Maybe I've misinterpreted this but this came across as her hardly trying to conceal what I thought her true intentions might be, i.e. to get me off and out of the door asap.
Would I return: No thank you.
As per usual I gave the Agency feedback following this booking to which no response has been forthcoming.
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