Link: External Link/Members OnlyCommunication: I texted BabyLonGirls about booking a 1 hour session with Rikki, who works with other agencies and sometimes goes by the name Erika. The receptionist got back to me quickly with a confirmation. I've never had a problem with communication with this agency.
Looks: The pictures are accurate. She is HOT. She's about 5'5" and is originally from Switzerland.
Service: This is where things go horrible. I haven't punted in a while so I decided to give myself an expensive treat (£300). After reading positive reviews about Rikki on different agency websites (didn't come across any here), I naively believed this was going to be an excellent session. I especially was looking forward to witnessing her lapdancing skills, which some agency reviewers noted.
So I get there and press the buzzer. Rikki opens the door in a tight, pink outfit and welcomes me in with a European kiss. She escorts me to her room and we make small talk. She then offers me a shower. I return from the bathroom and she has me sitted down, and starts lapdancing. The lapdance was awful. She just wiggled her butt in the air a few times; she didn;t even grind on me once.
After a minute or so (yes, the lapdance was that short), she undresses and asks me to do the same. As I pull down my boxers, I see her reaching for the condom. I ask about OWO, which is mentioned on one of the agency websites, to which she replied it's discretionary. Anyways, she puts on the condom and starts sucking me off. She gets about an inch and a half of my little fella in her mouth, so I ask her to go deeper (again, deepthroat is mentioned on one of the agency websites). She says no. I ask about FK, she says no. By now, I knew this was going to be an awful experience - the type you'd expect from many Romanian punts. She went further and said that I was only allowed to cum once so I had better be "careful".
I like to caress a girl's hair and face as they're blowing me off. I start doing that to Rikki and she tells me that she doesn't like it. I immediately stop and my penis starts going soft.
She then asks me my favourite position and hints at getting the sex started. Now, i'm feeling rushed and that makes me go limp. I ask her to give me a handjob to get me hard again. She tried her best (making eye contact, speaking dirty, spitting, stroking/massaging/energetically wanking me), but it didn't work.
I decide to cut my losses and GTFO.
It was a terrible experience. I expected better from a girl that charges £300 p/h. I genuinely feel cheated out of my money. I will not be returning.
