RuthEdinburghMassage (Edinburgh)

[jambo1874]

Few reviews to catch up on in recent months, need to get more organised....

First one was out of convenience due to the recent snowfall so needed someone within walking distance. Was either Ruth or Eva so plumped for the cheaper of the two.

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£70 for a 1 hour massage including hand / titty relief

She's been well discussed on the forum but not a great deal review wise.

It is her in the pics and shes actually looking no bad these days compared to a year ago. New hairstyle etc. She is what she is though. Bit like marmite, either love her or hate her. She talks a lot and hates the majority of punters but if you're in her good books then she's pleasant enough. Looks wise, personally think she looks good for early 50's. She only does massage with hand/breast relief and she has cracking chebs for the finish which I guess is the point.

Location is just off Easter Road toward the Tesco end. Its a cul de sac which is discrete enough as plenty flats there and shes on the ground floor. Flat itself is her working HQ and was well heated and tidy.

Massage itself is fairly below par, cream / oil depending on the day and its more a rub down before the finish. If you go for the 45 minute option its a tickle on the old fella with her tits and then a handjob. If you go for the full hour, you're allowed a play of the puppies and she encourages you to wrap them round the little fella for a proper diddy ride which is really rather pleasant.

Its not for everyone this but I'm partial to a massage so ticks the box for me. Would maybe give it a neutral but the tit job ever so slightly dips it into a positive for me

[Davidbig1]

Yes seen her once on her own and a four hand with a friend she had. Very nice boobs and titwank. Other girl was mid 30s size 14 with slightly smaller boobs but still decent size.
Overall 6/10

[Jock D]

I saw her many, many years ago... when she offered a full service  experience... she was the same then...bad mouthing punter's... distinctly average service... and totally up herself attitude... needless to say I've never seen her since.

[Marmalade]

Sounds like a horrible old cow honestly. I’d rather eat marmite in my cocoa than see someone like that.

[Knight Templar]

Visited her not so long ago , to be fair decent HJ and the tits are really good , but as others have said  she never shuts up and  bad mouths everybody , also the most off punting was the room had a real musty old person smell about it , so did the bed , really off putting, stopped off at the gym on the day home for a shower to get rid of the smell , it was weird

[Name Not Found]

hates the majority of punters

she never shuts up and  bad mouths everybody

I'll give her one less thing to complain about then and avoid her like the plague. The more people that do the same, the sooner the grouchy old skank will have to find something else to do with her time.

[Knight Templar]

I'll give her one less thing to complain about then and avoid her like the plague. The more people that do the same, the sooner the grouchy old skank will have to find something else to do with her time.

thats a very fair point , 

[andymars19]

Went to see her on here "Bronze" package a couple of years back while in Edinburgh (she wasn't Leith based at time).  Radio playing right beside my head on the bed, talked the whole time about others and her former "escorting career" etc. 

Can't say I'd go back either...

[jambo1874]

I'll give her one less thing to complain about then and avoid her like the plague. The more people that do the same, the sooner the grouchy old skank will have to find something else to do with her time.

Shes giving it up at the end of the year, or so she says!

[Jock D]

She's got 'previous' on returning from retirement...she'll probably still be hawking herself in her 70's...which btw, she's a lot closer to than her fake profile age would have you believe.

[aeroblue]

Saw her many many many years ago, not bad looking if you like the MILF (GILF?) type with good legs and great tits, but her attitude put me off for life. She's bonkers - after I got my kit off waiting for her to start her "erotic dance" for me, she popped back through from the other room with a spray of some sort and insisted spraying my hands, as if I were contaminated or something!  Never experienced anything like it. Found her cold to the point of being a complete turn-off, and can't recommend her - don't let those admittedly impressive tits mess with your mind and lure you in!

[Mr Rollison]

I feel that the problem is that there is not enough teasing during the massage. Loved the ending but you got to wait for it.
Age is 61. Based on her conversation and her Fiona cooper DVD and her editorship of a 50 plus magazine.

[Motherfooker]

She’s nasty. I’d rather have a wank.

[Milf hunter]

Seen her twice back in the escorting days, first time was decent got OW banged her in a few positions doggy, then had her on top with they massive melons swinging about my face proper enjoyed playing with them. Went back few years later would only let me on top no oral basically just lay on her back as she had a bad hip  ... it was shit! Her attitude on the phone and at meetings was crap but could put up with it if the meeting was like the first time rather enjoyed it tbh. As for paying for a crap massage and tit relief fuck that!!

[BusterBoy]

this is Alexis Capaldi the ex "editor" of a number of top shelf magazines.  In every part of her career from "dancer" to old pro she has evidently hated men and in particular resents punters, she's a toxic presence on the "adult" scene and the sooner she gives up the better.  She's been around for years and on forum after forum the same complaints about her attitude has been a constant issue.  Avoid at all costs (she tends to change name but is recognised by a picture with a blurred face and black chiffon top)