External Link/Members OnlyI'm still a bit new to this punting game, this is only my 3rd time in almost 4 years so while the other punts have been decent, this is the first one that's really compelled me to write a review.
Jesika was able to see me at relatively short notice after I the wg I had initially hoped for was unavailable and goddamn if I'm not happy she did.
In a flat in Magnum house, the first hurdle was the sheer number of stairs I had to face. I'm not the fittest man alive (I very well may be the unfittest) and I was hoping to save whatever pathetic modicum of stamina I had for what was to meet me at the top.
Anyway, I arrived at the right floor after jesika buzzed me in to be met by complete pitch darkness which unnerved me somewhat. I slowly edged forward while the doubt started creeping in and my flight instinct started to kick in, a mere second before I loudly declared ”fuck this” a door further down the hall opened, giving me the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. Sorted, I thought. Phew, said my arse.
Upon entering the flat, I was greeted by an incredibly beautiful woman wearing exactly what I asked her to. She is very Latin looking and quite tall. But my hunch backed, elderly gran is quite tall compared to me.
So, looks, for me is solid 10/10. I know its subjective and one mans 10 is another man's Michelle Mcmanus (fuck my dated references) but she is exactly the type I fantasise about.
After a little confusion over her basic English and my bemoaning the fact I took high school French and not Spanish, we managed to figure out what we were doing and I was naked and proud not 2 minutes after getting through the door.
Unless you speak Spanish, communication my be a struggle so thats a 5/10 for me. Expect to do a lot of awkward miming.
Oh, on a side note, I am now fully proficient in signing ”can I cum on your tits.” Turns out it's universal.
She lets you put your hands all over her, doesn't stop you from trying anything and if she doesn't like something she will gently let you know. Biting the nipples in this case.
After some kissing and touching, she lay down on the bed and let me work my mouth all over her before I seemed to spend the vast majority of my time with my head between her legs. If she didn't come then she is a damn good actress.
Her responsiveness is around an 8/10. She let me slip a few fingers inside while I was down there.
It was then on to owo and holy jumping fucking shitballs if that wasn't the greatest oral I have ever had. She made eye contact the whole time. It was wet, it was loud and it was intense. I had to stop her a few times as I didn't want to embarrass myself. We had a wee giggle about that and she would continue to tease me while I struggled to keep the wolves away.
With the threat of blowing almost immediately upon her lips touching my dick, I give the owo another solid 10/10 and its the reason I will definitely be going back.
As per another of my requests, I did not actually want to fuck her. I had asked to watch her masturbate so she pulled out her toy, this vibrating black thing that looked like a Sky television remote and proceeded to fuck herself while I pulled myself off, never taking my eyes off her. It's at this point that I used my level 0 sign language skills and crudely mimed that I would like to finish on her tits. So I did. A deals a deal after all.
And thats where it ended. She wiped herself down, I got dressed, she gave me a kiss and a hug and sent me on my merry way.
30 minutes session, 80 of the queens own pounds, and a spring in my step.
The whole experience is a 9/10 for me. The only negative was the language barrier and I strongly suspect that the person who replies to your texts is not her because their grasp of English is better than mine. But thats a small gripe. The whole experience was amazing.
There, my first ever review. Shouldn't have written it on my phone. Took fucking ages.
