Jessica Bordo - Cardiff Bay

[iverthickone]

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I sent Jessica an email on AW, and as I do, asked for her phone number, as easier to text than keep going on line with a mobile. Oddly she said she doesn't have a work phone -  a first for me!?  Anyway to be fair, she responded quickly enough to emails, and gave me the address.  However at least 30 mins before the time, work got a bit in the way, and I emailed to say I would be 10 mins late.

There has been a discussion on another thread about location.  My meeting was on 23rd Jan, and I assume the same "Modern flat in Cardiff Bay" sloop refers to, near Morrisons.  It was all clean and tidy, so no probs there.

However, within seconds of being  there Jessica told me that I was 10 mins  late, and that would have to come out of my hour as she needed to vacate the flat at 4.30 (appointment was 1hr  for £150 at 3.30, to which I arrived 3.40, after my message).  In truth I felt this was a bit harsh, having previously told her.  Personally I think a 10-15 minute tolerance either way is fair play?  I did ask if she had received that message, and she said yes,  but it was my problem.  I would point out that this was not done in a “nasty” way, but still disappointing.  Anyway, she was pleasant enough, and good looking (the pic with the pink bra on her a/w site is most accurate I would suggest).  She is a pocket rocket, has lovely tits, a good face, cracking arse… and on confirming I could still come twice (as agreed in the email) I was happy. 

I went to the bedroom, paid the money, and stripped off whilst she disappeared for a moment or two.  When she came back I realised (now I was more relaxed) that she hadn’t got any make up on, and had “normal” clothes, including slippers!  Again, I think this is marginally disappointing for a £150/hr girl.  She did apologise about this (without me asking), saying she was allergic to make up (not a problem at all to me)…but slippers… they don’t really do it for me!

The last negative thing was when it came to putting the jacket on, she informed me she hadn’t got any large sized condoms.  By her tone, I think the implication may have been, you’re gonna be outta luck!  No probs I said, took a “normal one” and put him on no trouble.  She said something to the effect of , “Oh didn’t want to hurt you”??

So from all the above, she was probably looking at a negative…

However….

I had two bloody good rounds with her, and enjoyed every minute of it both times (second round I put the overcoat on myself too!).  I didn’t do much dfk (that mood had gone I’m afraid), so can’t say one way or another for all you dfk fans, but oral (without), mish, doggy, reverse oral etc were all very nice indeed, and she took a decent pounding too.  Even the conversation between was good,  The meeting definitely  got better as it went on.

So to sum up what has been a rather waffly review (sorry, this is not my best effort), I am left thinking that for £150 for 50 minutes, I shouldn’t just enjoy the main event, but also the warm up act.  For me, she needs to get a phone, ditch the slippers, be more client focussed, and make sure she has a bit of time after the last meet of the day. 

Thus I think the sex would have given her a very good positive rating, but the overall experience can only leave her with a neutral.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Really good review Iver. And a very fair one. 

As good as she looks, for £150 I agree with you, I'd expect more. So, unless she heeds your advice, I'll not be rushing to see her

[mrdiamond77]

Good review Iver.  I would expect more for the money she charges too, so I don't think I will be seeing her at present.

[Bigsaz1984]

Fair review iver. I don’t usually pay £150 per hour although I have done once or twice but I would definitely expect more from the girl.

[Hectorshouse]

Good info IaBO!

Her comms are little like Luscious Lileth, who on first appointment is AW email until the last moment.

The reference to shortening the booking because you were "late" is very unusual? I suspect that she might have a busy scheduled and needs to keep to it to avoid punter traffic jam!

That might be harsh, but it is an unusual outcome to pay for an hour and get 50 mins?

Slippers - says it all - not for me!

[np500]

Excellent review iver, very informative, not having 10 mins flexibility would lead one to presume there was a guy minutes behind you , not necessarily to see her but time lines very congested, leaving no room for manoeuvre, never going to work all the time, always going to piss someone off at some point . But she still sounds good once the slippers are discarded and that’s the main thing for me i guess.

[Steelworker]

Good review. The lack of preparation puts her a way down for me despite the turnaround during the action.

[STAR-LORD]

Sorry for the late reply Iverthickone . That was a well written review, and pity you didn't have a better experience. Sorry but the slippers part tickled me though.  What sort of slippers did she wear? And why in god's name couldn't she (or they) just access the agency's phone for comms to you directly to save time? 

[extraa]

However, within seconds of being  there Jessica told me that I was 10 mins  late, and that would have to come out of my hour as she needed to vacate the flat at 4.30 (appointment was 1hr  for £150 at 3.30, to which I arrived 3.40, after my message). 

I've had a similar experience to this before with someone else and I even drove an hour to the booking. As soon as they said it would come out of my time and no discount I didn't go through with it  I was only 5 mins late. Would rather spend my money on someone who actually bothers to show attentiveness and not work like a conveyor belt. Never taken to prossies like that. There's a difference between time wasters/pisstakers and people who are genuinely 5-10 mins late and who have informed them.

I would have given a negative for this overall. She doesn't sound very welcoming. The slippers comment would have done me. What a turn off.

[SO595]

Profile gone from AW, and missing from the agency Web site now.