Whenever I have been to JoAnna & Danielle’s I have always had the 30 minute body-to-body massage for £50. It’s a simple half hour of pure indulgence where you get a nice naked girl to give you a nice rub down, happy ending and a quick shower. I have seen 3 girls there - Nadia, Danielle and Joanna - and had a good relaxing time with all three. A few weeks ago I texted whoever fixes the appointments and they said Monika was available. You can see her photos here:
External Link/Members Only An older lady but I’m there for body-to-body so I made my way over to Chingford.
Looks 5/10 - you can see the photos, she looks a bit of an older milf. When Monika opened the door I was pleasantly surprised to see a woman who - at first glance - looks better than her photos. However I really can’t judge her looks beyond that fleeting moment when she opened the door as the whole place had no lights on as she insisted on keeping them off and have the curtains drawn to create an ambience so the whole appointment was done pretty much in the dark aside from a couple of flickering candles. Another reason for the rating is she kept her clothes on for the entire session, because she doesn’t do body-to-body. My fault for not checking that Monika does body-to-body beforehand.
Service 3/10- So after saying she doesn’t do body-to-body Monika reels off her prices for a £100 massage. I said that I always had body-to-body at £50, so she says she will provide her tantric service for an hour, £60. I agree to stay hoping it will be good. Truth is it’s just about ok. The massage itself is barely adequate, she does suggestively brush your bollocks and then reaches underneath which is ok. No CC swipes. I turnover, and it’s straight into the hand relief. As there’s no work done on my front, I can just about make out Monika and there’s no real sensuality or build-up, it takes a little while for the old boy to rise. Only when Monika realises that I’m struggling to cum does she finally give the ok to touch her, which isn’t that great as she’s got a bloody dress on! I do cum, I get offered a shower, and it’s off I go. Upon returning to my car I realise that I have only been in the house for 40 minutes maximum, so much for the one hour experience.
Car parking 4/5 - car parked in the nearby retail park as usual.
Premises 3/5 - still pretty clean as far as I could make out but it was dark, maybe that’s the reason for the lack of lighting?
Value for money 2/10 - massively short changed in terms of time, paying more for what I consider an inferior service (fully clothed, older woman, can’t see what she looks like, not getting the full hour), need I say more?
Total 17/40- til this appointment I considered JoAnna & Danielle’s as the most reliable place in the area for a decent massage, but not anymore. I wonder if standards have dropped massively since JoAnna and Danielle stopped doing the services themselves? Anyway, I think that will be the last time I visit this place which is a massive shame.
