Dakota - Unit 8 Massage Sheffield

[Solidrock]

External Link/Members Only

Paid £25 for 15 mins.

Went to Unit8 especially hoping to see Dakota after seeing her pictures on their website. Saw her in the flesh and she was unrecognisable from the pics. She's put on a few pounds, her body was still ok and not fat but just nowhere near the pictures and facially is not as hot as the admittedly blurred images. No one else was available so I still went with Dakota as I was only there for a quickie.

Had sex in a few positions and she was friendly and accommodating.

Giving this a neutral just because of the misinformation about her pictures which is mainly unit8's fault I guess but still annoyed me.

[Night-Owl]

Bit harsh giving a girl a neutral for something well beyond her control. Guessing she won't have made much off 15 mins so to be nice etc with you would be a bonus eh?

Their website is shit though.

[Solidrock]

Bit harsh giving a girl a neutral for something well beyond her control. Guessing she won't have made much off 15 mins so to be nice etc with you would be a bonus eh?

No need for the sarcasm Night Owl, I have already stated that she was friendly.

I wouldn't normally review a 15 minute punt for the very reason that it's not about getting a great service when you just want a quick release.

I specifically wanted to review this one though to let others know that she's not the goddess from the pictures just in case anyone books her solely based on these. Whether that's Unit 8's fault or Dakota's is not really the point.

It's my decision to give a neutral and I stand by it. If you have seen her and think differently then please let us all know in a review.

Regards

[pmuk]

At the end of the day if the website is poor or misleading that would definitely affect the quality of your punt. Neutral sounds fair to me.

In fact I’ve just remembered I posted a review previously for this lady.