Scottish_olivia Glasgow

[bellamy1403]

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30 mins at £80

Comms were good, saw olivia's green light was on so gave her a text knowing there have been many good reviews on here. Unfortunately, my booking did not go so well.

Upon arriving in glasgow i parked up close by to her hotel and gave her a text. My booking was meant to begin at 12 but olivia was late and it ended up started later.

As i got to the room olivia opened the door and i was not dissapointed. Good looking girl, nice body and pretty face. However, and i noticed another review of olivia dealing with this same issue not long after my appointment, i quickly discovered her breath smelled horrible. The kissing didnt last long for that exact reason and then came the second problem. While she gave a very good sloppy blowjob, as soon as she opened her legs the worst smell came from her panties. Big red flag, but me being a very horny young man, i proceeded. Another thing that i had never experienced before too, she handed me the condom still in the packet and asked me to put it on myself, what a mood killer. At that point my dick had lost interest and i had trouble keeping it up. Credit to olivia though, she took the condom off my floppy cock and sucked me til i was hard again.

Finally the bag was on and she fucked me on top until she asked for doggy. This is when her smelly fanny really got to me, it was horrible. As i was already pounding away i thought i might as well finish and i did just that.

One last thing id like to mention too is that she said just after i finished that she had "forgot i was coming". That may explain the horrible smell and breath and also, just left me feeling like she really didnt want me there.

Good looking girl, poor hygiene, decent service.

Borderline negative but i thought her blowjob merits a neutral.

[scotland19something]

cheers for the review.

for the smell       no way she could have forgot about your booking thats nonsense     basic hygenie issues by looks of it 

[Long side]

Surprised, and disappointed in this review.
Thanks for sharing your poor experience, but 80 sobs for a good blow job, with bad breath, and fanny , would be a negative from myself. 
Probably doing back to back bookings, by the looks of it.

[Marcus0101]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

[allypally]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

Agree

[Matrix]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

Either that or she has a smelly fanny.

[Marcus0101]

Either that or she has a smelly fanny.

Then why do nine of the previous reviews mention that? Your just looking for an argument with a post like that, pathetic really.

[Matrix]

Then why do nine of the previous reviews mention that? Your just looking for an argument with a post like that, pathetic really.

Hardly. I couldn't give a toss what you believe. 

It could be a recent problem or perhaps hasn't been mentioned before. Except Joe Tortolano has mentioned it.

Surely a fake review would be negative?

I saw her last year when I was through in Glasgow for a gig. Lots of positives, figure, personality, oral technique etc, and breath was fine but I too caught a couple of whiffs from downstairs. I chalked it up to a one off, and it might still have been, but it put me off her current Edinburgh tour when otherwise i’d have probably contacted her.

Is he bullshitting as well?

Something smells a bit whiffy.

Maybe you should go and see her.

[Juilius_Sneezer]

The only part that makes me think this is a genuine review is the handing over of the condom. Both times I have seen her she was worried about her nails (not totally uncommon in my experience). Where it stumbles is in not mentioning her seemingly detatched nature to punts. Maybe we just didn't click but from 2 meets I never found her particularly engaging (as mentioned by another frequent punter) but the 2nd time was after her return from an injury so maybe that was it...

[DickDiver]

The only part that makes me think this is a genuine review is the handing over of the condom. Both times I have seen her she was worried about her nails (not totally uncommon in my experience). Where it stumbles is in not mentioning her seemingly detatched nature to punts. Maybe we just didn't click but from 2 meets I never found her particularly engaging (as mentioned by another frequent punter) but the 2nd time was after her return from an injury so maybe that was it...

Genuinely interested why you went back for seconds Sneezy? Doesnt sound a braw first punt - was it just that she was hot and worth a second shottie or that you thought it might have been a one off?

I had a similar detached experience with Heather from Edinburgh years ago and although it was a decent punt I was never tempted to return.  She just wasnt hot enough for that cold experience.

[vw]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

Did you not see her smokescreen claim a smelly punter on uke, classic deflection IMO

[Juilius_Sneezer]

Genuinely interested why you went back for seconds Sneezy? Doesnt sound a braw first punt - was it just that she was hot and worth a second shottie or that you thought it might have been a one off?

I had a similar detached experience with Heather from Edinburgh years ago and although it was a decent punt I was never tempted to return.  She just wasnt hot enough for that cold experience.

Yea pretty much the reason. She has a rocking body and I didnt give it my best shot in the sack the first time so fancied round two.

[muffherwell91]

Olivia has been on my hotlist for a while, however, bad breath and a whiffy fanny are not on my likes list. Very odd that these issues have only just arose, as every other review has been positive. Have her standards dropped, or is there a small campaign to discredit her? It has certainly given me something to think about before I part with my hard earned.

[Clattypats]

Olivia has been on my hotlist for a while, however, bad breath and a whiffy fanny are not on my likes list. Very odd that these issues have only just arose, as every other review has been positive. Have her standards dropped, or is there a small campaign to discredit her? It has certainly given me something to think about before I part with my hard earned.

who knows..First post,first review. . ..She was hygienic enough when I seen her...Would I go back..Probably not...

She was still a POS in my eyes..Was she the best POS....no she wasn't...Carried out all the services I asked for...But I didn't "click" with her..If there is even such a term ..Didn't warrant a Neg or a neutral though.

I've seen  better lassies out there...

[muffherwell91]

who knows..First post,first review. . ..She was hygienic enough when I seen her...Would I go back..Probably not...

She was still a POS in my eyes..Was she the best POS....no she wasn't...Carried out all the services I asked for...But I didn't "click" with her..If there is even such a term ..Didn't warrant a Neg or a neutral though.

I've seen  better lassies out there...

Thanks Clattypats, I value your opinion on these matters. 

[Placebo88]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

Three of her positive reviewers are banned. Two more got nowhere near the business end, one because she deliberately kept him at bay with her legs.

[vw]

Three of her positive reviewers are banned. Two more got nowhere near the business end, one because she deliberately kept him at bay with her legs.

Interesting analysis

[Clattypats]

Three of her positive reviewers are banned. Two more got nowhere near the business end, one because she deliberately kept him at bay with her legs.

STEVEN ANDERSON../DG /just hilts. ...is that two or three..

[Clattypats]

Thanks Clattypats, I value your opinion on these matters. 

Thanks MW..Think there is a bit of mischief making going on somewhere.... 

[captainstabben]

I've seen her about a year ago and wrote a pos review here but now I think back to it I don't know why I even bothered as it wasn't much of a memorable experience.

I'm quite surprised about the hygiene comments as when I saw her I didn't have this issue at all. In fact during the punt, while she was blowing me I remember her going to the bathroom a few times for mouthwash which was off putting.

Very good looking girl but haven't returned to see her because I felt she was lackluster in the services department.

[Clattypats]

I've seen her about a year ago and wrote a pos review here but now I think back to it I don't know why I even bothered as it wasn't much of a memorable experience.

I'm quite surprised about the hygiene comments as when I saw her I didn't have this issue at all. In fact during the punt, while she was blowing me I remember her going to the bathroom a few times for mouthwash which was off putting.

Very good looking girl but haven't returned to see her because I felt she was lackluster in the services department.

Good assumption.  Yout points are very valid.... .

[Uncle Buck]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

A very sensible comment which I agree with.

Previous reviews were reasonable and positive however the last couple of newbies appear to have a problem no one else has encountered

UB

[bellamy1403]

So that's someone with one post and one review giving a neutral and someone else not long ago with 8 posts since 2014 doing their first review which was of Olivia giving her a negative with exactly same reasons bad breathe, smelly fanny etc.

Before that all the reviews of her were positive with not a single mention of any hygiene issues. I may being a bit cynical but it seems to be someone is has a personal vendetta against Olivia?

I can assure you im not on any mission to sabotage any prossies career, was just sharing my experience as i saw another punter had gone through something similiar.

[Matrix]

Once again, for anyone who didn't get it. 

I saw her last year when I was through in Glasgow for a gig. Lots of positives, figure, personality, oral technique etc, and breath was fine but I too caught a couple of whiffs from downstairs. I chalked it up to a one off, and it might still have been, but it put me off her current Edinburgh tour when otherwise i’d have probably contacted her.

[vw]

Once again, for anyone who didn't get it. 

By anyone do you mean the WK's? 

[Matrix]

By anyone do you mean the WK's?

Aye.

Funnily, at first I thought WK's was short for wankers. Silly me.

[Swami]

I've seen her about a year ago and wrote a pos review here but now I think back to it I don't know why I even bothered as it wasn't much of a memorable experience.

I'm quite surprised about the hygiene comments as when I saw her I didn't have this issue at all. In fact during the punt, while she was blowing me I remember her going to the bathroom a few times for mouthwash which was off putting.

Very good looking girl but haven't returned to see her because I felt she was lackluster in the services department.

Did you have a shower before the punt    maybe it was the taste of the mutton dagger that sent her hunting for mouthwash mid gobble 

[vw]

Did you have a shower before the punt    maybe it was the taste of the mutton dagger that sent her hunting for mouthwash mid gobble 

Is that you just started a white knight post about this review on UKE?

What a sad case.

For info she is very graphic in her smokescreen post,

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[Swami]

Is that you just started a white knight post about this review on UKE?

What a sad case.

For info she is very graphic in her smokescreen post,

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Nope 

If a SP ran away to use mouthwash whilst sooking my boaby id be worrying about my own hygiene rather than hers.

[vw]

Nope 

If a SP ran away to use mouthwash whilst sooking my boaby id be worrying about my own hygiene rather than hers.

Really?  Personally i would think she has a screw loose running to use mouth wash.

[Scotpak]

So she basically had OCD, now she's over it and decided she doesn't need brush or wash.
And she reckons she gave a smelly punter with a flakey cock a covered hand job.

Anyway I look at it she's on my avoid list, sounds like a screw is loose somewhere.

[Matrix]

Even if I believed what she's written, I'd have to question why she didn't refuse service and refund the guy. If he's that disgusting you'd be risking your own health as well as other punters who'd see you afterwards.

AS VW says, it's a smokescreen.

[Swami]

Really?  Personally i would think she has a screw loose running to use mouth wash.

TBH, I’m struggling to believe the mouthwash part, but why are you so uptight?

Were you the punter in the smokescreen story 

[DickDiver]

On the bright side, as long as she doesn't have a hideous medical condition, she is likely to have a sparklingly, pristine fanny this week and the breath of a thousand mint imperials.

 

[bigmike32]

I think her body looks stunning and wanted to see her. But her hygiene issues has put a doubt in my mind.

[vw]

TBH, I’m struggling to believe the mouthwash part, but why are you so uptight?

Were you the punter in the smokescreen story 

Showing your true colours there Olivia. 

[Swami]

Showing your true colours there Olivia. 

  remember to wash your goosegogs next time fatso 

[vw]

remember to wash your goosegogs next time fatso 

remember to clean everything, Olivia.   

[spartacus12]

I met Olivia a few months back and I have to agree with the smell from downstairs.  I came on here to see what other people had said before I left a review and to my surprise she had several positive reviews. With it being my first review I decided not to leave one, who’s going to take a first timers word over 8 other positive reviews.

Mini review;  lovely body and face, good OWO, unfortunately doggy exposed me to the smell.  .

I am more than happy to send screenshots of the confirmed booking and subsequent messages to admin to prove I genuinely did meet her.

I need to start leaving reviews to build up a wee bit of cred on this forum! 

[FBman78]

Leave one now retrospectively.

[Matrix]

On the bright side, as long as she doesn't have a hideous medical condition, she is likely to have the breath of a thousand fannies.

 

Fixed. 

[DickDiver]

Has anyone got close to Olivia's fanny recently? Her pictures do something for me, but she seems to have disappeared from UKE after the breath and fanny problems.

Any recent visits to report?