Secret calculator!

[Harribbo]

Yesterday I told my pal about me going to see a WG, and after shit loads of banter he told me about this app called Secret Calculator. It's basically an app that let's you hide photos/videos notes & couple other things and it's just your regular calculator when you open it. I downloaded it & it's really easy to use etc & doesn't look suspicious on my phone. I know it available for iphone as I now have it on mine. So yeah try it out & good luck!

[CBPaul]

Personally I don't tell anyone about my punting habits and would never put anything punting related onto my iPhone, that's what a punting phone is for. Good luck with it though.

[Dani]

This is great but putting it on an open forum is not wise as by now all of not allowed will know about this and will be checking hubbys calculator app

[Harribbo]

You have to put a 4 digit code in then press a symbol (I won't say which) for it to open. Other than that it's a regular calculator

[Rickrabbit]

I treat every app as a Trojan. They all give feedback info to somewhere...

Talking about that, has anyone else noticed that if you make or receive a call on your iPhone you or the person you are calling never hear the first hello after the connection is made? Spooky time delay that doesn't seem to occur once the call is in full flow. We all know that a 777 can disappear in a split second, I always wonder what happens in that split second delay that causes me to have to repeat the first hello an an iPhone call. 

[vorian]

I treat every app as a Trojan. They all give feedback info to somewhere...

Talking about that, has anyone else noticed that if you make or receive a call on your iPhone you or the person you are calling never hear the first hello after the connection is made? Spooky time delay that doesn't seem to occur once the call is in full flow. We all know that a 777 can disappear in a split second, I always wonder what happens in that split second delay that causes me to have to repeat the first hello an an iPhone call. 

Just make sure the first thing you say is "Muhammad,  have you got the detonators yet" I bet the connection time speeds on the next call you make.

[SeekingtheTruth]

I just spat tea everywhere damn you!!!! 

[Steve2]

Yesterday I told my pal about me going to see a WG, and after shit loads of banter he told me about this app called Secret Calculator. It's basically an app that let's you hide photos/videos notes & couple other things and it's just your regular calculator when you open it. I downloaded it & it's really easy to use etc & doesn't look suspicious on my phone. I know it available for iphone as I now have it on mine. So yeah try it out & good luck!

And when a WG phones you back on your Iphone does it automatically reject the call OR drop you in the shit?

GET A PUNTING PHONE. Less hassle

[captaincrunch]

I treat every app as a Trojan. They all give feedback info to ...

^THIS^

Smartphones are second only to a chip in your brain monitoring your every thought and movement. My friends where all raving about an app that let them watch streaming all six Harry Potter films.

And while looking through source code is hard it only took me a few google clicks to show that the app file size was 6 times the size of the latest angry birds game. Why all that data for a streaming video player? You only have to use your imagination.

[myothernameis]

You have to put a 4 digit code in then press a symbol (I won't say which) for it to open. Other than that it's a regular calculator

all not allowed need to do is down load the app, and work out which symbol to press *~#/?^!£$

[vorian]

all not allowed need to do is down load the app, and work out which symbol to press *~#/?^!£$

I would assume that you programme the code to numbers of your choice,  so they would have to know that as well.

[wristjob]

Personally I don't tell anyone about my punting habits and would never put anything punting related onto my iPhone, that's what a punting phone is for. Good luck with it though.

[wristjob]

I would assume that you programme the code to numbers of your choice,  so they would have to know that as well.

Or your mrs goes "Ah, that's the secret calculator I heard about on not allowed. How do you unlock it then - go on put in the code"

[DaveMugabe]

Or your mrs goes "Ah, that's the secret calculator I heard about on not allowed. How do you unlock it then - go on put in the code"

Egggsactly

[SirFrank]

not allowed can suck my big hairy sweaty balls. I'd rather spend an evening with Alex Salmond that visit that fucking shithole. Ooooooo why can't the government give us more money for childcare. Lets ban fhm etc as it exploits women and makes little boys go blind. My husband always wants sex. Go fuck your own face you frigid cuntbag. Your fella only fucks prossies because a) you're too fucking lazy b) when you do fuck him you lie on your back and open your legs c) ever since you kicked out Chantelle-Bonboosh and the other fucker with ADHD your fanny resembles a hippos yawn. Try doing some pelvic floor exercises and spend more time looking after your fella instead of talking shit with other do gooders on that piss poor excuse for a website

[vorian]

not allowed can suck my big hairy sweaty balls. I'd rather spend an evening with Alex Salmond that visit that fucking shithole. Ooooooo why can't the government give us more money for childcare. Lets ban fhm etc as it exploits women and makes little boys go blind. My husband always wants sex. Go fuck your own face you frigid cuntbag. Your fella only fucks prossies because a) you're too fucking lazy b) when you do fuck him you lie on your back and open your legs c) ever since you kicked out Chantelle-Bonboosh and the other fucker with ADHD your fanny resembles a hippos yawn. Try doing some pelvic floor exercises and spend more time looking after your fella instead of talking shit with other do gooders on that piss poor excuse for a website

Thats up there with your very best SirFrank 

[Persie]

or audio manager

[Dani]

not allowed can suck my big hairy sweaty balls. I'd rather spend an evening with Alex Salmond that visit that fucking shithole. Ooooooo why can't the government give us more money for childcare. Lets ban fhm etc as it exploits women and makes little boys go blind. My husband always wants sex. Go fuck your own face you frigid cuntbag. Your fella only fucks prossies because a) you're too fucking lazy b) when you do fuck him you lie on your back and open your legs c) ever since you kicked out Chantelle-Bonboosh and the other fucker with ADHD your fanny resembles a hippos yawn. Try doing some pelvic floor exercises and spend more time looking after your fella instead of talking shit with other do gooders on that piss poor excuse for a website

OMG! I would so love to see you posting on not allowed it would be so entertaining watching the shrews shrivel up a bit more and get their sewn on knockers even more twisted.

[CBPaul]

I don't get it.

The whole idea of a punting phone is to remain secret and anonymous. A trip to Tesco and get a £9 Nokia, PAYG SIM for £1 and a £10 quid by voucher, all paid in cash and don't admit to having a clubcard. £20, job done, not much to it.

20 quid or a potential world of shit, no brainer.

So why would anyone want apps to turn their smartphone into a punting phone ? Far too dangerous and far better to know that if anyone gets suspicious you can hand your phone over and say take a look, knowing full well there is nothing incriminating on it. Smart phones are too bloody smart for my liking.

Surely your usual phone and punting phone should be totally separate.

[mack10]

Personally I don't tell anyone about my punting habits and would never put anything punting related onto my iPhone, that's what a punting phone is for. Good luck with it though.

Very well said CBPaul! I agree.

I never call WGs from my personal number. Have always kept a cheap "pay as you go" phone around somewhere and call them from that.  Dont even register it in your name.

Had an experience once when I had to use my personal number - after the punt the WG would send a text every few months updating about her whereabouts (Brazil/UK), xmas greetings and just general texts asking when I was going to see her. She was a very nice lady but I was very lucky that I saw the texts before my girlfriend! In the end had to tell the WG to delete my number.

[GreyDave]

 

not allowed can suck my big hairy sweaty balls. I'd rather spend an evening with Alex Salmond that visit that fucking shithole. Ooooooo why can't the government give us more money for childcare. Lets ban fhm etc as it exploits women and makes little boys go blind. My husband always wants sex. Go fuck your own face you frigid cuntbag. Your fella only fucks prossies because a) you're too fucking lazy b) when you do fuck him you lie on your back and open your legs c) ever since you kicked out Chantelle-Bonboosh and the other fucker with ADHD your fanny resembles a hippos yawn. Try doing some pelvic floor exercises and spend more time looking after your fella instead of talking shit with other do gooders on that piss poor excuse for a website

   

 Sir Frank, soon to be Lord Frank . Great post!!

[CBPaul]

Very well said CBPaul! I agree.

I never call WGs from my personal number. Have always kept a cheap "pay as you go" phone around somewhere and call them from that.  Dont even register it in your name.

Had an experience once when I had to use my personal number - after the punt the WG would send a text every few months updating about her whereabouts (Brazil/UK), xmas greetings and just general texts asking when I was going to see her. She was a very nice lady but I was very lucky that I saw the texts before my girlfriend! In the end had to tell the WG to delete my number.

It only takes one. I learnt my lesson through a very close shave in my early days of using AW. Second time out with one of the best prossies I've seen, she phoned me to make sure I was still going the following day. If I hadn't been 15 minutes late leaving work I would have been happily sitting at home when the call came though. Punting phone mkI was bought very soon after that.

[Marmalade]

Or your mrs goes "Ah, that's the secret calculator I heard about on not allowed. How do you unlock it then - go on put in the code"

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