External Link/Members OnlyI'd requested Kiki, based on positive comments online, but when I arrived Kiki was with another client (despite me booking only half an hour before turning up). The two women on reception asked me why I asked for her and I just said I read reviews online and they rolled their eyes at me and sighed (clearly this happens a lot). I couldn't be bothered to argue or wait so went upstairs with one of the women. She looked about early thirties, short petite with nice size breasts. She led me into a darkly lit massage, untidy room which had baby stuff all over the place (bottles, diapers etc). She didn't give me a towel or say anything so I just asked if I take everything off and she nodded begrudgingly. I layed down on the bed and she started giving an absolutely terrible massage. Completely limp and seemed very dissinterested. 40 mins in she then said that she would do the happy ending naked if I wanted for £50 (the massage was £45). Thought screw it so agreed and she actually gave a pretty decent hj and let me touch her. Got there way quicker than I usually do. She did at one point look at me and stick her tongue out, essentially asking if I wanted oral, but I was worried about the health aspects so declined. All in all, wish I'd spent the £95 elsewhere. They were quite rude, the room was horrible and they gave a terrible massage, which is actually the main reason I went.
