So I had the urge to go for a massage yesterday evening and I tried my usual place which is Chinese Medicine in Star St. But the girl I see has apparently gone back to China. Plus, I wouldn’t have seen the old crooked looking lady who opened the door. Surprisingly someone was having a massage from her. If that’s you, shame on you.
I then thought I’d try Forever Zen on Eversholt Street near Euston, which is in the direction of home. I’ve seen a couple of nice European ladies stand outside there on a weekday so thought I’d give it a shot.
The lady I saw was Chinese. Decent face, flat arse, big boobs, quite a lot of chub on belly.
Started at 19:14 when I checked my phone time.
Had paid £45 for 1hour. Left £20 on the side for HE.
Massage was poor. Very weak. It just felt like anyone could’ve given the same quality of massage. Like she hadn’t had any training or it was her first time massaging. I think her hands were freakishly small too, or something about them just didn’t feel like any ordinary masseuses. After 15mins, she can tell I’m here for fun, so she asks me to flip over.
There’s no interaction from her part. I just feel like she really can’t be bothered. And any effort from her is just poor. When I go to touch her, she pulls back but I did feel her boobs a bit til I came.
Had 45 mins left roughly. She started massaging front of body trying to tease me but it was a wasted effort. I realised I made a bad choice coming here and asked if I can leave and take just £10 back?
She said she can’t do that, she’s not the boss.
I thought ok, let’s finish this off since I paid for it.
Still about 40mins left, she asks me if I want to shower.
????
I politely said it’s ok, I still have time left and you won’t give my money back if I choose to leave early.
So she then starts massaging in a way which I think some people would have found painful. Around the spine she was just pressing like how you would kneed dough. I let her finish that section of my back and she done the rest the same way.
She says, ok finish.
I look at the time and see it’s 20:00 so 15 mins left. So I told her, we started at 19:14 because I saw the time before we had started.
She looked confused and started arguing back and eventually she said she’ll finish massaging. I declined because I knew she’d finish making dough out of me.
Worst massage I’ve had and would never return. I think they have different staff from the weekdays in most places. But this one cost you customers Forever Zen.
I’m sure they’ll read this and attempt to put up some fake positive reviews for their business.
My advice to myself and others - don’t think with your cock, and see a regular masseuse who you know you can rely on, even if it is a couple days later.
Total spent - £45 for hour (gave me 45min)
- £20 HE
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