Author Topic: FKK Palace Review  (Read 3249 times)

Offline Matterhorn

I was at a loose end from 10pm onwards on Monday evening, so I decided to go to FKK Palace. While I really like to spend the whole day at FKK clubs, especially in summer, I thought I would give the club a try as I've never been before and had limited time.

The entrance foyer has a large iron gate that you need to be buzzed into. A relatively steep €75 entrance fee and the usual slippers, bathrobe towel etc from some very friendly receptionist staff (which is a first). Anyway, after getting changed I ordered a beer to relax - €7 which would be my first and last. I walked around a bit and to be fair there were some absolute stunners, around 30 girls present. I then decided to have some food from the buffet. Spicy chicken, rice and salad and cheesecake for desert, it was tasty!

Onto the woman. I had two punts and I rejected another due to extortionate demands.

1. Rejection:
I can't remember her name but she was from Ukraine, and had blonde hair, pale skin, tight eyes and was around a size 12. Very pretty. She quoted me €300 for 30mins; my answer = no thank you.

2. Anne-Marie:
A Latvian Lady from Ukraine. She sits up at the bar and has a black bobbed haircut. Enhanced boobs and fake lips but very sexy nonetheless. In the room she slowly undressed me, deep french kissing, OWO, lots a ball licking and quite vocal. I fucked her in multiple positions and she seemed to enjoy it; Anne-Marie was enthusiastic, which was great. The condom was quite tight so she finished me off with her hands while rubbing my balls. I liked Anne-Marie because she said she was very selective about who she fucks. 30mins €50.

3. Marie:
Romanian. Very enthusiastic and nice kissing. OWO, ball licking and sex in lots of positions. She seemed to enjoy a heavy pounding, which was great because she was my last punt of the evening. I was attracted to Marie because she was not only very pretty but quite shy aswell, which was kind of a novelty. 30 mins €50.

Although both these punts were €50, they both quote €100 initially, so automatically there are negotiations. All I want is no negotiations, the price should be the price, and if you want extra, like anal for example, then that is something else.

In spite of this, I would actually go back to Palace, but only when I am short on time and all other options are exhausted.

Hope this review helps.

M


Offline Jerboa

Ok the Ukrainian wanted 300€? WTF! I'm guessing she quotes this outrageous price to every new guy, in the hope that some numpty will pay it, so you got OWO and FK for 50€? That's good going in Palace, the hooker union there tried to fix the price to 100€ for GFE including OWO and kissing.

Offline Matterhorn

Ok the Ukrainian wanted 300€? WTF! I'm guessing she quotes this outrageous price to every new guy, in the hope that some numpty will pay it, so you got OWO and FK for 50€? That's good going in Palace, the hooker union there tried to fix the price to 100€ for GFE including OWO and kissing.

Yes, but initially it was €100. I had to negotiate my way down - maybe because it was quiet and the ladies wanted the money. I would imagine on a busier night it would be more difficult though.

The blonde Ukrainian was annoying, called me 'cheap' - a bit ridiculous really!

Offline pusfunman

I’ve been called all sorts by girls in FKKs when I’ve politely turned them down. I have a visual mental blacklist for them. Best is when they come over next visit completely unaware of their last encounter and I don’t even have to think about telling the diva to hit the bricks!

Offline Matterhorn

I’ve been called all sorts by girls in FKKs when I’ve politely turned them down. I have a visual mental blacklist for them. Best is when they come over next visit completely unaware of their last encounter and I don’t even have to think about telling the diva to hit the bricks!

Ha, yep, that has happened to me on a few occasions too - one particular incident at Oase when the quoted price was €400 = goodbye followed by "why are you here if you don't want to pay"; "you are so cheap"; sulking etc etc....

Then 20 mins later, completely oblivious  :dash:

Offline Jerboa

Ha, yep, that has happened to me on a few occasions too - one particular incident at Oase when the quoted price was €400 = goodbye followed by "why are you here if you don't want to pay"; "you are so cheap"; sulking etc etc....

Then 20 mins later, completely oblivious  :dash:

Yeah #metoo some of these bints have a memory of a goldfish lol.

Offline thekman100

I'm over in a couple of days. I am gobsmacked you got OWO for 50 Euros.

it's during a massive tradeshow, there is no chance I'll be offered this. i might just skip it tbh.

Oasis is just a taxi ride away though....

Offline CallumTT

thanks for the review.  I have a trip to Frankfurt planned and not sure which FKK is the best.  30 girls sounds a good number.  Not sure if I fancy the massive FKK clubs and less may not be such a good choice. 

Bit of a pain if it's loads of haggling.  But still sounds like you had fun  :D

Offline Honestperv

Oh god, the girls who get angry at you.

I was at an FKK one night when there was practically no guys there - maybe me and 2 other punters. I'm sat at the bar when this minging prossie comes over, as they always do, making the usual sub-par attempt at conversation etc.

So we sit chatting for maybe 5 minutes, 10 max, after which I say "hey, I don't want to waste your time, so just to let you know you're not my type". Girl flips out i.e "how dare you waste my time, it's men like you that make this job difficult" etc.

Obviously I pointed out that I hadn't actually asked her to come and sit with me, but these girls ain't the brightest and she stormed off. Nevermind that I'd actually tried to prevent her wasting her time and there were no other punters free anyway.

How can they be so stupid?!

Offline Eeyore

I have only had one nasty remark after turning down a girl at Artemis, Bulgarian girl.

She only chatted with me briefly but I told her more than once that I was totally "shagged out" after several hours with different girls.
"Bullshit" she said rather aggressively. I was just smiling to myself that I had missed a bad one after having a great night.

Offline Jerboa

I have only had one nasty remark after turning down a girl at Artemis, Bulgarian girl.

She only chatted with me briefly but I told her more than once that I was totally "shagged out" after several hours with different girls.
"Bullshit" she said rather aggressively. I was just smiling to myself that I had missed a bad one after having a great night.

Yup we find birds like that in every club, what you notice mainly, is the most popular girls in any club will hardly approach men, as they really don't have to, either because they're model looking or their well known for giving good service, many others do go around the clubs working the room, most have a good personality, and won't snap or be rude, but there is always a small desperate minority who are rude and obnoxious, why would any guy want to stick his dick in her if she's that rude?