Hi Guys,
External Link/Members OnlyThis is my first review as a newbie so bear with me.
Background.
It was 16:50 on a Friday and I was busy at work surfing the web for some after-work horizontal activity opportunities when this ad on VS caught my attention for Lilly in Bradford, £60 for an hour, £40 for half an hour. That's a low rate for an hour, must be something wrong with her, a wooden leg perhaps.
But I got more and more intrigued so I thought why not, she's no photo shoot model but you know what they say about "plain Janes"?......." Go like trains".
Comms.
Made a call to the number, spoke to a girl with a thick European accent, (quite sexy actually) she asked what you come, I said about one hour, she said Okay I text you road and post code. Bish, Bash, Bosh, all good.
Location.
Bang in the middle of the town centre, Kirgate, got to the door, rang her, she said okay I come down. I love this bit when your loins start stirring, mouth gets dry anticipating what thrills lie beyond. The door opens and there's this little girl stood there. I honestly thought that the WG had sent her 12 year old daughter down to show me the way to the flat. Half-way up the three flights of stairs it dawned on me this was the face of the girl in the ad.......OMG! She was tiny, I mean borderline dwarf here. Got in the flat and it was not too bad inside. She certainly isn't escorting to keep up the payments on her sweet little convertible outside, more like to keep the roof and keep food on table. Clean and tidy-ish, no bad smells, dogs or screaming kids about, another girl in the flat doing the same thing, didn't see her though just hear her. I was still expecting a normal sized girl to appear but no no no. She then says how long you staying........ After a long pause and internal debate with myself, I thought, what the hey, I'm here now, (as you do, as we ALL do)
The Girl.
As I said, TINY!...We sorted the paperwork, she vanished and re-appeared and started to slowly get undressed smiling a big smile and holding firm eye contact.
Surprise surprise she actually had a rather nice body, nice tits and a cute little arse to match but how is this tiny slip of a girl gonna accommodate my pride and joy?
We got on the bed, I started kissing neck, ears, lips, (no french, I tried) tits belly button and other lips. Condom? I said, she got one and began rolling it on then began 15 maybe 20 mins of BJs. Nothing spectacular but not awful either. There was no danger of me blowing me top that way so I got her to hop on CG style. Picked her up for a bit of mish for a while then tried for a bit of DS but she wasn't having that. For some reason she did not want to do the old Snoop doggy dog style. She did have some sort of scar on her lower back though so maybe it was that a bit self conscious about it. Anyway a bit of RCG brought us back in the game, (really nice little arse on a small girl). I'm still wondering where did she hid ALL that sausage? I felt the urge for a grand finale coming on soon so I flipped her over again for some frantic mish, Kaboom!
Had a chat as best we could, English not great at all, shared a few laughs, talked about her tattoos, ( why do all working girls have tattoos, is it like an ID thing?).
Got dressed, gave her a hug and left. Going down those three flights of stairs I thought I certainly don't need to come back here again. The punt was a very vanilla punt, not great , not bad. This plain Jane did NOT go like a train.
Cons:
No deep kissing.
No Snoop Doggie style.
Vanilla BJ.
Pros:
Very central, handy for shopping.
Would I return?
You know, at the time I thought no way, but as the days went by, strangel I know but I actually occasionally think about podging her again, odd huh?
