This took place one week ago. Initially, wanted to see Ariel, but she was nowhere to be found, so decided to try Kelly advertised on Olina’s. She had no other reviews that I know of, so it was a bit of a TOFTT I suppose.
Kelly:
External Link/Members Only1h, 150£
Comms and Location:Booked in the morning via text for an appointment later in the same evening. Was given the address and told to call when at the address since “her flat’s buzzer doesn’t work”. She’s based in Earls Court, not far from the main station exit.
Flat is a small 1 bed, joint kitchen/living and bathroom with shower only. Not very tidy overall, but bathroom/shower were clean. I was told by the agency she couldn’t provide a shared bath given the lack of space, which was true.
The girl:Very much the girl in the pictures, no photoshopping/airbrushing. She claims to be 28, which should be a reasonable figure. Has enhanced boobs and they are quite big, you can’t really tell from the pictures, I was a bit surprised (or maybe they are recent). Nice body, but she has quite a few stretch marks in her bum, not a big deal, a tiny belly but otherwise fit and very attractive. Height ~165cm, she's a bit taller than your average Thai, I think. Silk soft skin and a very pretty pussy with a small triangle of neatly trimmed hair above. Long fingernails, so forget a massage. She speaks english fluently.
This one is not your usual agency “import”. She was quite talkative and told me that’s not her first time in London. Says she comes here every once in a while, works independently then goes back to Thailand when her tourist visa expires. She said she used to advertise herself on backpage before it was taken down, so now has joined an agency to get more visibility. Also said she’s setting up a profile on “adult website” (presumably AW).
The punt:Got there about 5 minutes early, found the flat, called the agency standing at the entrance. Not discreet at all, if that’s something you’d care about, and here’s where things start to get unusual. Guy on the phone now tells me she’s not picking up her mobile and I should try to ring the flat anyways. Did it several times, no reply. Guy calls me back and I can tell he’s way more upset than I was at that point and asks if I can wait five minutes while he tries to contact the girl. So I stand there at the entrance fiddling with my phone for about 10 minutes trying to not look too suspicious (luckily nobody in or out of the building thus far), when a girl comes rushing by and climbs the entrance steps. I was looking at my phone and didn’t realise immediately she was the girl - “Are you looking for Kelly?” she snaps, I reply automatically while looking up from my phone - “Yeah….?”. - “Oh I’m Kelly, lets go inside”.
Going up the stairs, she made some excuses saying she went out to see some friends and got late. Already shows her poor time management… In account of that, she was obviously not ready for the punt, so I had to wait for her to take a shower and brush her teeth. I took a quick solo shower myself, at that point, some 20+ minutes had already elapsed and I started to wonder if it was all planned to shrink the punting time on purpose, like the infamous Trixie does…
She was quite chatty and friendly but refused my every attempt to initiate some kissing, so scratch DFK from her Olina’s list of services (more on that). I was determined to get my tongue inside her mouth, and I took every opportunity to try and do that, so I think in the end I managed to tongue kiss her 2 or 3 times before she would turn her head away or shut her lips… Very little in terms of foreplay or mood building. Finally got started with OWO, I was standing up and she’s laying in bed turned to me. She gives a nice blowjob, slow, soft and with lots of teasing, some eye contact during. Had to insist for her to lick my balls, first time always a no-no with this girl, then I insist and she does it halfheartedly - I’ll give her a 10/10 for mood breaking
. Btw, also scratch CIM from her bs list of services, I only hinted about cumming in her mouth and she immediately got defensive and said no way.
Bj was nice, and I was fingering her pussy during and feeling her get wet, she has a very pretty pussy and I wanted to taste it. Again had to insist. When I said I wanted to lick her she pushed my hand away and covered her pussy... ffs. I told her I’d be gentle and she would like it. With some insistence, she opened up and I went down on her. She did like it and started talking dirty to me. - “you look so sexy eating my pussy”. She got excited and started pushing my head against her with her legs, I trust my tongue deep inside her and might have gotten her close to cumming.
Now with condom fitted, we fuck cowgirl, she tells me to suck her nipples, which I complied happily. Switched to missionary, then I’m standing on the side of the bed and fucking her missionary-like again from there. Her occasional dirty talk was nice but she was not nearly as responsive now as during RO, and I was not feeling the vibe. Started to get a bit soft and she had to remark it “your cock is not hard enough”. Well, thanks, that finished killing my boner. At that point, I pulled out, took off the condom and started wanking myself while touching her, I told her assertively I would cum on her boobs and she didn’t try to dodge this at least. A week’s worth of accumulated juice ensured a massive load all over her big plastic tits and belly, which I was a gent and cleaned up after.
There was probably some 5 minutes left and I was sure she’d kick me out as soon we were done, but I though I’d play dead and just sit back in bed to wait and see. She went to the bathroom then back, now with a different attitude altogether, the chatty and friendly girl that I had met outside was back. She lay in bed with me and rested her head on my chest. This is were the whole thing turned around, now we’re laying there chatting and listening to music. She told me a bunch of things about her personal life and that she’s staying for 6 months on her tourist visa. She used to work independently but decided to join Olina to get more customers. In the end, we chatted for about half an hour, then I showered and left. She’s actually a nice fun person, just clearly doesn’t like fucking random guys and is only in for the money and can’t be bothered adopting a more professional attitude towards it.
In the end, payed for 1h, stayed ~90 minutes. 30 minutes of wasted time due to her not being ready, 30 minutes of mediocre sex, 30 minutes of unexpected chat.
Summary:Positives:- Girl in the pictures, no photoshopping, what you see is what you get.
- She’s attractive, has a nice personality and speaks english fluently.
- Has big enhanced breasts which look very nice.
Negatives:- Disinterested during sex, doesn’t put much effort.
- A lot of "can't do this, can't do that",
really annoying!
- Some services advertised at Olina’s are not provided (no DFK, no CIM, no massage).
- Bad time management,
wasn’t even at the flat when I arrived!
- Far from a GFE, no effort whatsoever in setting up a romantic mood.
- Place could be more tidy.
Return or recommend:
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