Author Topic: MICHELLE’S MASSAGE PARLOUR - Middlesbrough  (Read 4771 times)

Offline darlomick2014

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Thought i would have a punt after reading other reviews.

Comms: Great could not ask anymore.


Location: terraced house near Linthorpe road Middlesbrough.

Door opened by mid 30 year old woman ( nothing like photos. ) went up stairs £60 for half hour. She undressed and asked me to lay flat on the bed. Started pushing on me in places on my back and legs, no oil used at all. Then she asked me to turn over blow job with condom, then she got on top and a little mish. Finished by wanking on to her stomachache.

Got 5 mins into sex and she was asking when am i going to cum, i find that very off putting and rushed.

All in all it was not a disaster, but i was not attracted to the woman and i found her pushy and rushed, i think if one of you guys likes a Chinese woman she would be the one for you. 

Would i go again? NO

Offline Sar-Major

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Thought i would have a punt after reading other reviews.

Comms: Great could not ask anymore.


Location: terraced house near Linthorpe road Middlesbrough.

Door opened by mid 30 year old woman ( nothing like photos. ) went up stairs £60 for half hour. She undressed and asked me to lay flat on the bed. Started pushing on me in places on my back and legs, no oil used at all. Then she asked me to turn over blow job with condom, then she got on top and a little mish. Finished by wanking on to her stomachache.

Got 5 mins into sex and she was asking when am i going to cum, i find that very off putting and rushed.

All in all it was not a disaster, but i was not attracted to the woman and i found her pushy and rushed, i think if one of you guys likes a Chinese woman she would be the one for you. 

Would i go again? NO

Cheers for the review, and sorry you had a "Shite" punt.  :angry: :angry: :angry:

However that would have been a "Fekin Big Negative" from me.  :thumbsup:

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Offline maxxblue

Cheers for the review, and sorry you had a "Shite" punt.  :angry: :angry: :angry:

However that would have been a "Fekin Big Negative" from me.  :thumbsup:

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I can't see from the OP's comments that this would be anything but a 'negative'.

Offline Zooms

I feel that if you would not return you need a very good reason not to give a negative. However it's a reviewers choice. And he is a very good contributer. So thankyou for your review

Offline darlomick2014

I know here you guys are coming from but i only like to put negative if it was a disaster, Thanks for reading lads

Offline Sar-Major

I know here you guys are coming from but i only like to put negative if it was a disaster, Thanks for reading lads

Sounds to me like it was "One Fekin Huge Disaster" matey.............. :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Offline Bororunner

Some similarities to my experiance there but i would go again on the off chance of a decent girl  :music: