Woke up with a boner that needed some attention.
Unfortunately a Sunday and the pickings were slim. Opted for this one because in my mind I thought I had read a positive review and those big boobs were drawing me in.
Comms:
Good over the phone and text me clear details of how to get there and web site
External Link/Members OnlyFigured out it was the maid.
Location:
New build flats behind Colindale station. As I drove in I asked where it was ok to park. big mistake as she said anywhere was fine this time of the night. So I found and empty bay and made my way up to door and 3rd floor.
Basic flat with onsite shower.
Girl:
Opened the door in some sexy pants and bra all very revealing and everything pouring out. Smiley and exactly like the pictures. Much uglier in person 3/10 but again those massive fake boobs and arse drew me in in body 6/10.
Event:
The moment I handed over the money £120 the smile went. Time wasted one stashing the cash, then asks if I want water, with out agreeing she goes to get some. Then its what music do you want to listen? Then she starts undressing herself as far away from me as possible. Tells me to get undress my self with out touching. Then its go and wash you hands. I tell her don't worry just had a shower.
Really should have walked by now, as my mood was fading.
Told to lie on bed and she started putting condom on for a toothy OW. I just wasn't getting turned on as it all felt a chore to her for £120. she jumps on top and then expects me to do all the work. with fake moans. Doggy was same no movement. Missionary was easy for her again.
I could so easily have found a tree with hole in it and got better response.
She gave a hand job with some lube and then we tried the same positions again. Same problem again no movement from her.
In the end I just told her to finish me off by hand and she still couldn't time ran out and I left with my boner from the morning!
You could say it was a shit punt and you would be right. Don't wast you money on this one.
Remember the big mistake, "Dont worry you can park anywhere". Yep get back my car and obviously the resident has blocked me in because I had parked in his bay. Sufice to say I was not going to find the resident at about 9 pm so I just drove over the short kerb and bush to get the fuck out of dodge. Comical but warts and all. AVOID.
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