Busty English Babe X Newbury

[oxfordcock]

Wow, this was bad.

Newbury Services, 14/10/17

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Ok, so I'll start with

The good points:

She was polite. She was happy. She had a clean hotel room.

The Bad points:

This booking is easily the worse thing I've ever done in my secret life. Over dramatic right? Well let me tell you the first issue, she looks nothing like her photos. If she is indeed the same human, then weight has changed her appearance quite considerably.  I haven't got a problem with larger ladies, she looked attractive, but seriously why lie about your weight.

The next issue I ran into was a strong bad smell. I'm not sure if this was coming from her mouth, one of her fingers, her ass......or a combination of all three. It literally smelt of human feces, poo, shit, guano.

Next issue is the cost vs service I received. A PSE experience for £100 (pretty steep, but thought it could be amazing with the girl pictured) what I got was - A poor toothy bj, very boring mish, smelly doggy and a shit handjob which ended after 2 minutes. I couldn't cum, was so pissed off with how I'd just been conned.

So considering I had 10mins left I though a massage would be good I guess. Nope, she doesnt do massages, hurts her hands. So I just left. £100 for 20 minutes.

So I would like to say this is all written like an attack on her, it's more an attack on the way she conducts herself. If she showed the real her, stopped lying to clients and cleaned her bum, I wouldn't have a problem. For people that like larger women she's fine.

So on that note, I've honestly had enough of this side of life. Too many cons, too much shit to get through to the women that actually want to do this job professionally. I'll just stick with my hand from now on and save my bloody money. To think, I could have brought 2 new tyres with that money 

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[Happyjose]

Did you see the previous neg review she has on here before booking?

Also, if you do decide to give it another go, get in the habit of taking pause before handing over your money, and being prepared to walk if what's in front of you - in terms of looks and/or attitude - doesn't match expectations

[oxfordcock]

Did you see the previous neg review she has on here before booking?

I usually always do, but this one time I was in a rush. One of the only times I havn't done my research.

[Happyjose]

I usually always do, but this one time I was in a rush. One of the only times I havn't done my research.

Never mind, onwards and upwards

and remember to shop around for those tyres....

[nigel4498]

Tough one, you should have checked here first.
She's nothing like her photos and I dodged a bullet once . I arranged to see her but luckily she text me to say she was heading for the next town as she had no interest where I was.

She does have a couple of spare tyres on her by the way. 

She did have a couple of previous AW profiles.
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[nigel4498]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

[DodeCode]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

Holy shit!

[James999]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

 

[Veritas]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

Fuck...looks like the girl that ate the girl in the profile pics for a midday snack

[mh]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

I had heard reports via DM some time back of her being larger than her pics and not at all as attractive. But that's horrific. Using those old pics is insane. "Dress size 12". Double that, easy...

[Old Spice]

That is a horrendous case of miss-selling.

This is rapidly becoming my biggest gripe with punting. Most of the other challenges of this hobby I can accept as just part of the game. But why on earth do they use very old photos ? The only possible outcome is a pissed off punter. And they are failing to attract the guys who would love to get their hands on a fuller figure. There are plenty of blokes out there that like a larger woman.

[mh]

why on earth do they use very old photos ?

I am not sure they were ever accurate for her... Mr Clever-Angles and Mr Photoshop had a big hand in their production.

I've just checked my photo stash, she was using these pics in 2010. That was obviously many burgers ago.

[nigel4498]

That was obviously many burgers ago.

Not to mention the pies.

[contentguy]

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New profile?

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[Clarkey]

Good spot.

Old profile clearly gathering dust, charlatan.

[contentguy]

I love this place.
I may not be the biggest reviewer from my ocasional p7nts, and am fickle.
But this sort of thing really fks me off.

Remonds me of blueeyedbrooke who i saw but was hugeR than pics.

Guy

[bigmanbigman]

Tough one, you should have checked here first.
She's nothing like her photos and I dodged a bullet once . I arranged to see her but luckily she text me to say she was heading for the next town as she had no interest where I was.

She does have a couple of spare tyres on her by the way. 

She did have a couple of previous AW profiles.
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was before now two made up positive feedback s

[bigmanbigman]

larger than her pics and not at all as attractive. But that's horrific. Using those old pics is insane. "Dress size 12". Double that, easy...
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[hamchang]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

I haven't got a problem with larger ladies, she looked attractive, but seriously why lie about your weight.

Why? because I do have a problem with is, as do many blokes, but unlike me, most blokes would carry on regardless whereas I laugh, say "my you've been mainlining pies" turn on my heel and leave.

[agent47]

Imagine turning up to this and not having balls to walk. Then reluctantly handing over the cash to have the privilege of porking this slobby tubb with fecal matter smeared arse and vag. I love qt tubby girls but this is just awful she needs to get out of this game or atleast  be honest with her profile. sorry op.

[two20]

She reminds me of a great scene in Operation Good Guys. They feed one of the guys pet hamster lentils, then give it lots of water to drink. The next scene, it’s dead in a cigar box plump as fuck waiting to be buried.

[Ridiculousiknow]

 https://www.adultwork.com/BustyXEnglishXBlonde

Yet another new profile? Created 3 weeks ago. How many combinations of the words 'Busty, English and Blonde/Babe' are there?

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[vw]

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Looks nothing like her profile pics.

the difference is vile, what  lowlife scumbag

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Yet another new profile? Created 3 weeks ago. How many combinations of the words 'Busty, English and Blonde/Babe' are there?

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[bigmanbigman]

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the difference is vile, what  lowlife scumbag
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 A true scammer !!!

[mh]

Still heavily shopped, but the new picture is closer in mass to the reality, when compared to the (much) older photos she has previously used in profiles.

[Muff licker]

I punted her last year I wish I had read the reviews first she is massive, I think those pictures were taken when she was a teenager she is rough

[bigmanbigman]

I punted her last year I wish I had read the reviews first she is massive, I think those pictures were taken when she was a teenager she is rough

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[nigel4498]

Still heavily shopped, but the new picture is closer in mass to the reality, when compared to the (much) older photos she has previously used in profiles.

Agree with you on that one.
At least it's a better indication of her size and you at least have some idea what to expect.
Still one to avoid though.

[CheeseBoard]

Looking at the prices, looks like she charges by the pound, sorry kilo, sorry tonne   

[bigmanbigman]

Top prices .top services offered .
But not delivered.

[nigel4498]

Top prices .top services offered .
But not delivered.

You should know.
You saw her as 306 and reviewed her here

[Real John Doe]

Fuck me she is living in the past

Don't know how you done it OP

[DrConners]

You should know.
You saw her as 306 and reviewed her here

Ouch ! 

[nigel4498]

She is back with a new profile as BritishxBustyxBlonde

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[nigel4498]

She is back with a new profile as BritishxBustyxBlonde

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[hotpato]

Think she used to pass as 'PaigeXXX' or some variation of that name several years ago. A big gut, a smelly butt, and a terrible attitude.

Remember asking for 'A' and regretting it once she turned around. Seems she's turned into a proper hamplanet now.