So, I’ve been recovering from fuckin’ flu over the last fortnight, and didn’t want to spread the lurgy to y’all … but I needed something or someone to soothe my aching body, not forgetting my aching balls! And thus a good massage and HR was what Dr Punter ordered, and Nurse Linda delivered.
What is “ESSO”?:Despite thinking of myself as a FBSM connoisseur, I’d never heard of “ESSO”. Googling it or rather “ESO”, it appears to be an acronym for Elongated/Extended Sexual Orgasm, and Hungarian SPs seem to use it more often than others to advertise their edging services. Whatever, I knew I now wanted it!
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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:A well-spoken lady answered my call-on-a-whim … I confirmed the services I required, i.e. sensual massage with HR … she added that prostate massage and “ESSO massage” was included too. We booked an hour for £80, and planned to meet 40mins later.
Location:Linda works out of a basement flat within a mansion block on Grays Inn Road, just a 7 minute stroll north of Chancery Lane tube station. One can discreetly wait at a bus stop, if arriving early.
The flat is a tad dingy … the dim-lit bedroom simply had a double mattress, covered with a clean white sheet, on the floor. There was already massage “mood” music playing in the background.
Looks:Linda is
not WG in photos …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyHaving said that, it could be that Linda
was the WG in the photos, as this AW profile is already 5 years old. Looking at the face profile in the first photo, I can see a younger, thinner and fitter Linda in that face. Either way, she is now a chubby, middle-aged, Hungarian heffer! Luckily, I was only there for her handiwork.
Linda is easily in her 40s, and speaks English okay … defo not as well as the lady on the phone, whom I realized was of course her maid.
Services:Despite being deflated on entering the flat to find a blobby bint before me, dressed in a loose top and unflaterring leggings, Linda actually made up for her dowdy appearance with a warm welcome … smiles and hugs all round. Thankfully, I didn't want to fuck her … I didn’t even want B2B … I just wanted to lie down for an hour and be handled well.
As Linda popped out to stash my £80, she asked me to undress and lie face-down on the mattress. I did so, limbs splayed out in a star … and eyes closed. I heard the door open and felt Linda instantly sit by my flank, her cotton leggings rubbing against my bare skin. Hot oil was dripped all over my back, and then her warmed hands started a much-needed lush massage of my back, neck, shoulders and arms. Proper! I felt my upper body roll and ripple under Linda’s strong and soft flows. Her hands soon enough extended their moves over my ass … undulating my pelvis, kneading my glutes, spreading my crack. I particularly loved how at points she would simply press an open palm hard over and into my crack, pushing my ass with her weight into the mattress, while the other hand brushstroked up-and-down my spine … a really original and soothing move!
Linda then moved to sit between my splayed legs, and similarly wonderful hand massage alternated between my legs … heels to cheeks. Soon enough, I started writhing as I sensed brief featherlight touches of my balls and shaft … as copious hot oil slid down my crack. Now drenched in oil, my ass, crack and sack received intense attention … there were CC swipes and reach-unders … anus and ball play … shaft and head wanks. I increasingly squirmed in Linda’s hands, being edged, finally understanding what is meant by “ESO”. Linda then asked me to turn.
Rolling over, I opened my eyes … connecting with Linda’s warm gaze and warm smile. She now moved back to sit by my flank, dripping more hot oil over my throbbing cock and busting balls. She then lay her armpit over my thigh, propping herself up on an elbow between my legs, her face just beyond my genitals as I stared down my supine body. Maintaining eye contact from hereon in, Linda started her lingam massage … artistically wanking me off with a flurry and fury of techniques, knowing when to slow to elongate/extend my pleasure and pain, knowing when to speed to bring me back to the edge. At the same time, her anal play became wilder and deeper. I don't know how deeply she was fingering my asshole, but I know it felt fucking amazing! As I warned of my impending ejaculation, Linda tightened her grip and quickened her moves … I spurted toward the ceiling, and each jet was thrust higher and harder than usual with concurrent prostate massage. I’m sure I felt pain, but it was mixed with too much pleasure to stop. I hadn’t come that hard and high in years!
Now, ESO’d out, I closed my eyes and took deep breathes … I could feel Linda hand’t stopped wanking me off, although she had slowed. I could feel that her finger was still up my asshole, gently swirling within my prostate. I was either in painful pleasure or in pleasurable pain … I couldn't tell! She kept going. I opened my eyes to see Linda smiling back at me. I slipped up the mattress slightly, popping off her anal digit … she didn’t try to penetrate again, but instead started massaging my balls with that hand, still in lingam massage with the other. I think at least 5mins had gone by post-cum, and she’d still kept me achingly hard. Winking at me, her wanking and ball play both sped up. I think I must’ve grimaced … she didn’t stop, but encouraged, “Yes, try again!”. I let Linda persevere … “C’mon, Baby!”, she challenged … but a minute or two more, cock now feeling over-sensitive and over-spent, I rose up and clasped her hands in mine, slowing them to a stop. “But you’re still hard, Baby?”, Linda worried. I just smiled back at her, and explained I was done. Linda next wet-wiped me all over, leaving me clean and dry … quite pristinely with almost a dozen or so tissues! I nonetheless had a shower ... and then left, feeling rejuvenated and re-energized, 64mins on the dot.
Conclusion:There’s no doubt that Linda did what she says on the tin … and I no doubt came well and came out happy. She was what the doctor ordered! But I’m afraid I have to drop her rating to a high Neutral at best, as there is an element of B&S to her photos (even if they might be of her younger, thinner and fitter self from 5 years ago).
