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vw

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Having been let down as per my last review I sat in one of my favourite pre-incall cafes to scour for somewhere to empty my load, the Polish and Romanian contingent were unresponsive and though fuck it list my 4 year ban on seeing Asians and called Bengo, phone answered promptly with usual pigeon English, agreed time and was sent instruction to call from a church yard, 2 mins later called and was too early and was supposed to call at X time, oops missed that memo, should have walked but went back to café to await x time.  Well followed the instructions called form the church then an older Asian lady beckoned be across the street, leading me up alley way then a road where she freaked out at a car pulling up, I should have left then but was enjoying the adrenaline.  Was then pointed at a door when the car had fucked off and entered the venue.

The venue

Was very dark when I entered but the downstairs was freezing and the prossie in front of me was not as described but wasn’t bad enough not to fuck.  Headed up the stairs and all doorway were blankets like a squat.  Room was cost enough has a ¾ length bed and a dodgy looking electric heater.  One saving grace was there was a chair to put my clothes one.  Overall not a great venue, freezing and not for the faint hearted.

The Prossie

Well the adultwork advert told me I was meeting a 22 year old, slim girl with a size 8 bod and 34d tits.  The reality was size 12, 45 year old with less than d cup tits.  Could have walked but she seemed very personable and had the rampant horn.

Services

Get undressed and onto the squat bed, was given a quick massage quickly rolled over and asked for a suck, she then reached for condom, had the OWO debate with her but gave up, anyway shit blowjob with little effort ensued so started face fucking to try and get going, no complaints to this for a while then think she had too much.  Next she got on top to ride me, nice play with her tits for a while but got tired quickly so ended up in the lazy prossie doggy position, pounded her for a good while then decided was not going to work to thought hand job.  Her hand job was vigorous to the point of hurting so took over; she seemed to still want to please to and was nibbling on my nipples for a while, pulled her in for a kiss whole wanking and got a face like I had just shit in her noodles.  Anyway finished off and was glad to leave.

As I left waked out the other way and the place was a hive of junkies and alkies.

Summary

Absolute shite, fake advert as expected by Asian pimps, in a squat and very limited services, won’t be going back and back to banning a continent.

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Offline DrConners

Cheers for the review VW - sounds like a totally shit time  :thumbsdown:

Only positive is box checked & your experience is recorded here for prosperity & for other UKP members to avoid her - moving on! Hope your next one is better  :hi:


Yanusmc

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phone answered promptly with usual pigeon English.

What is pigeon English?  Do you mean pidgin or was she making bird noises?

Offline GoodIdea

That review just screams trafficked girls to me.

Grumbleguts

  • Guest
Well that was a shit punt VW :( surprised you didnt walk, it wasnt going to get any better :( The sun will shine again mate :P :D :hi:

vw

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Well that was a shit punt VW :( surprised you didnt walk, it wasnt going to get any better :( The sun will shine again mate :P :D :hi:

was an amusing event, positive reinforcement that the local Asian pimps are well shady.

vw

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That review just screams trafficked girls to me.

All prossies from Asia are trafficked, usually via debt bond.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Yanusmc

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All prossies from Asia are trafficked, usually via debt bond.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Absolutely not true.  A high proportion perhaps

vw

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Absolutely not true.  A high proportion perhaps

Very high proportion and not just in prostitution.   :vomit: :vomit:

Yanusmc

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Very high proportion and not just in prostitution.   :vomit: :vomit:

Is this actual research or just Daily mail crap?

vw

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Is this actual research or just Daily mail crap?

Do you have any research to back up your claims?   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  Did you forget you near enough agreed with me here. 

Absolutely not true.  A high proportion perhaps

At least you are not trying to suppress info about the counties Asians this thread like you have elsewhere.

Offline ZigZac

I was there twice and i met there 2 different girls. The first one was very cute and i had good punt with her , but the other one i saw 2 weeks ago ,probably  the same girl what you met . Much older like on adwert , rubish massage and she rushed me, i was very disapointed.

vw

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I was there twice and i met there 2 different girls. The first one was very cute and i had good punt with her , but the other one i saw 2 weeks ago ,probably  the same girl what you met . Much older like on adwert , rubish massage and she rushed me, i was very disapointed.

Hope you get time to review. 

Yanusmc

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Do you have any research to back up your claims?   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  Did you forget you near enough agreed with me here. 

At least you are not trying to suppress info about the counties Asians this thread like you have elsewhere.

Is that "pigeon English"?  I have no idea what you are trying to say.

Offline PeachyAssFan

VW - Sorry you had a crap punt. I’ve experienced many a similar, but not quite as awful oriental experience

vw

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Is that "pigeon English"?  I have no idea what you are trying to say.

Others seem fine, maybe get a better translator.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Tallchris

I suggest a support group whatsapp group where other punters can talk you out of this before you part with the notes bro.

vw

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I suggest a support group whatsapp group where other punters can talk you out of this before you part with the notes bro.

Only an idiot would use whatsapp in punting.   :scare: :scare:

Offline Tallchris

Your money to blow bro.  Suppose a tech existed where you could seek support of other hardened likeminded individuals to council you through your dilemma in real time.  Otherwise blow your dough on a shit punt.   Just being optimistic.

vw

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Your money to blow bro.  Suppose a tech existed where you could seek support of other hardened likeminded individuals to council you through your dilemma in real time.  Otherwise blow your dough on a shit punt.   Just being optimistic.
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well,I'm fine with good punts too thanks majority are and don't need assistance.

Everyone has negative, they actually stop punting being same old same old, maybe your time would be better spent focusing on your own choices and reporting back.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I still would not use that tech, i would not trust anyone to know where i an going or am at in punting, just afterwards where i have been.

Punting just isn't a team sport for me. 
« Last Edit: February 08, 2018, 01:17:31 am by vw »

Offline MrMatrix

Sorry you had a shit punt VW. I am surprised a man of your experience didn't walk. never the less we all know the little guy some times takes over- he can be  right fucking nusance. Better luck next time.  :hi:

vw

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Sorry you had a shit punt VW. I am surprised a man of your experience didn't walk. never the less we all know the little guy some times takes over- he can be  right fucking nusance. Better luck next time.  :hi:

I enjoyed the buzz too much reminded me of punting of old and mas much needed mentally.   :hi:

Offline ciderhead

I enjoyed the buzz too much reminded me of punting of old and mas much needed mentally.   :hi:
I rember the days of old before the Internet, I used to put myself in some right dodgy situations like wandering into a flat in St Paul's in the middle of the night, I think back now and wonder what the fuck was I thinking, young uns today have never had it so good, thanks to the Web punting is a piece of piss now

vw

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I rember the days of old before the Internet, I used to put myself in some right dodgy situations like wandering into a flat in St Paul's in the middle of the night, I think back now and wonder what the fuck was I thinking, young uns today have never had it so good, thanks to the Web punting is a piece of piss now

Yes, i prefer a bit of edge to it, i started pounding the RLD in Liverpool and Manchester, fucking in all sorts of places.

Took me to punt 50ish to see a bed.   :lol: :lol:

Offline ciderhead

I gave that lark up after a free ride in a police car, literally almost shat myself, to this day I still don't know how I talked my way out of being knicked

bristolqwerty

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No-one wishes a bad punt on any ukp member but VW getting it on with a 40+ B&S Asian lady made me laugh.  :D You must have been fuming mate!   My fondness is predominantly the Asian persuasion so I know the perils out there but gladly haven't suffered as you have, yet!   :hi:
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