Historic this one, happened last year before I joined UKP and the duo profile disappeared soon after, but one of the girls has resurfaced so thought I should get this one up. Not sure how much I paid - something like £180 for 45 mins.
I’d had an issue with setting up a duo with Alexa and Tia, but had a definite duo itch that needed scratching and so when Sapphire and Lea’s duo profile appeared, I thought why not? But still, WTF was I thinking?!
Comms were pretty good, to be fair. Quick response from an email to check availability and interests, booking put through and text to confirm with the address. Nice and easy.
And then the day of the booking rolled round. Got a text that morning to say that Lea had to go back to Liverpool and so they had to cancel. FFS. And so on I went through plans B to D, with D turning out to be the worst punt in my time pursuing this hobby. Fortunately plan D seems to have well and truly packed it in, so the punting world is a little brighter in her absence.
Either way, I had to erase that one from my memory, so I though I’d give these two the benefit of the doubt and emailed to try and set up another meet.
Again comms were great and again when the day came, I got another text. Leah had slept in and could we meet an hour later? Bit chaotic, this one.
But, since I hadn’t set off yet and didn’t have anywhere else to be, I agreed to delay by an hour. I set off and arrived at an apartment building between Harehills and the town centre, then called to let them know I’d arrived. No answer. I went for a walk round the block to scope out the area, give them a chance to get back to me. 5 mins later, got another text to say that they were still getting ready, did I mind them without makeup? Sure, I’m a fan of the natural look, no problem, whatever. Asked to wait another 5 minutes and then got the come on up, but by now for I was starting to get a bad feeling.
I headed up to the flat to be greeted by Sapphire at the door. I should have fucking walked right there and then. See, without makeup she’s virtually unrecognisable as the girl in the pictures. Definitely one and the same, but there’s a whole world of difference. She’s a big lass too, not just curvy but over the line into BBW territory. Not an unattractive lass and the size is not so much of an issue for me, but there’s some seriously deceptive pictures and I can imagine guys being pissed off with the difference. Coupled with the make up free look of a lass who’d just enjoyed a very heavy night out, and we weren’t not heading in the best direction here. Problem was, she reminded me of an old flame and... I found myself stepping through the door.
I went into the bathroom straight away for a shower, before heading into the bedroom and sorting out the money. On the bed was sat the elusive Lea. Her pictures were way more accurate, not bad looking and with some amazing boobs. She had a not overly welcoming smirk on her face.
By this time, Sapphire was on the phone with a (male) mate, who clearly shared the flat and was on his way home. “No! Don’t! Well if you do, we’ve got someone in, so stay in your room!”
Nice.
Down to business, Sapphire asked me what I was looking for. Not that I hadn’t already gone through this on email. I started through the list and mentioned facesitting.
“What’s that?” asked Lea.
“Well I guess it’s when you sit on someone’s face,” guessed Sapphire, clearly not much wiser. Was listed on the likes list, so what else did they not know about? To say that Sapphire lists herself as a link queen, her knowledge was somewhat lacking.
“So what do you want to do?”
Fuck it, lets just get on the (very uncomfortable) bed and see where it goes. We started with kissing, Lea offered herself up first, with some semi decent French kissing. I unleashed the boobs and paid them some attention. Honestly, great boobs. Best part of the booking. Whilst we were at it, Sapphire slid down the bed and started with some passable OWO.
OK, I can live with this, I thought, and started to relax a bit.
After 5 minutes of this, Sapphire suggested a switch and head up the bed for kissing and unleashed her also pretty great boobs in my face. Lea moved to sit at the end of the bed awkwardly and sniggered.
“What am I supposed to do with him?” she asked.
Sapphire pulled away from the kiss, “How about you suck his cock?” she snapped.
Lea clearly didnt want to. I watched with morbid curiosity as she held my cock between thumb and forefinger with clear disgust. And then some of the worst, but mercifully brief oral. It had the opposite to the desired effect and it melted away any erection I might have still had.
To break out of this, I suggested some reverse oral and both position themselves at the edge of the bed. More sniggers from Lea. Sapphire got most of my attention as a result and she seemed to be enjoying it. As a result, I managed to perk up a bit.
“You should try it! He knows what he’s doing!”
Great. Now I was obliged to give Lea some attention. No real reaction from her, other than the widening smirk.
Sapphire then suggested that we move onto sex. Back onto the bed, hastily obtained condom was applied to my less that erect cock. For some strange reason, it’s not all that enthusiastic and the terminal droop sets in.
Lea watched from the end of the bed.
“You should do that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that thing.”
Sapphire looked at her nails.
“Can’t. I’ve just done them.”
By now, I was just watching in bemusement. What the fuck?
Sapphire decided to root through some boxes on the floor, throwing sex toys left and right in search of some mystery object.
“Where is it?”
“It’s in there somewhere!”
“It’s not here!”
At that point, the flat door opened and closed as friend arrived home. Lea left the room, thank fuck.
Sapphire turned to me. What are we going to do? I just want to get out of here now, so I suggest we finish with a blowjob. With a large amount of vigorous hand and mouth action from her and an even larger amount of sheer willpower fro me, we staggered over the finish line.
Quick exchange of pleasantries followed, then I speedily three my clothes on and got the fuck out got dressed so quickly in my life.
Bottom line - absolute nightmare. Lea doesn’t seem to be on AW anymore and that duo profile has vanished. Sapphire is still on there, but primarily seems to be into camming and I believe is active on SA. To be fair to her, she’s not a bad lass and if we’d been on our own, then the booking may have managed to stray into at least neutral territory. But I can’t let her off what was the most awkward, uncomfortable and unsatisfying punt I’ve ever had. Plus, they didn’t manage to achieve the task of erasing that Plan D from my mind.
Sapphire:
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