Author Topic: Belle - Andover - TOFTT and wishing I hadn't  (Read 2546 times)


1 review(s) for jingle my belle (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by mh]

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I feel duped but know it's my own stupid fault. I always like to look for punts in areas I don't usually visit so when I was visiting Andover I took a look but there's a real shortage of options there. In the postcode I was visiting there were just 4 girls matched my search (today just 3!) and in a 5 mile radius from it only 1 more added to the list. Having seen Francesca before I should have gone back, but I always like to try new options and Belle seemed worth a look. British, young, lots of (AW) feedback with some of it from names that have seen other girls I had met with so not absolute fakes.

Although there are barely any words at all on her AW profile, I didn't notice the dreaded word "curvy", or "curvey" as she has it. If the word was there before I booked it didn't register with me. Well, she's not curvy, she's fat. Possibly obese since she is very short, but whether technically obese or not, to me she was just fat. At least a size 16, more likely 18? With my other half having worn sizes 12 and 14, I can be 100% sure Belle is far fatter than a 14.

Her single gallery photo (on her back viewed from an angle) hides it and there are no measurements given at all. How could I have been so stupid? There are references in AW reviews to her great boobs. They are not great, they are big and floppy. They felt natural but they were not pert or attractive to me, due to the size. Way bigger than D cup but again not even mentioned on the profile.

You're thinking I should have walked, but when I entered she was dressed in clothing that hid her belly, flattered her tits and her hips are not so wide, so face on she didn't look like a BBW. After I paid she went off and got undressed and came back looking a whole lot bigger.

I still should possibly have walked, difficult though that would have been after handing over the now stashed cash, but I just thought I'd make the most of it, as many of her AW reviews (and no, I don't "trust" them) had mentioned great oral skills.

Her oral (which was OWO) skills were not really very noteworthy. It was certainly deep enough and she even encouraged me to hold and push the back of her head, but it's well down the list of my experiences of good oral work.

After a fair amount of this we moved on to sex which was a disaster. I started off rock hard but that didn't last as it was like waving it around in the wind in mish and the view was just flabby. I thought perhaps doggy would be better and it was, a little, but still not doing it for me. It was obvious I was getting nowhere so we went back to oral but I had to wank myself to a finish.

This is mis-selling by omission. She doesn't put her measurements on her profile, there are no body photos. I would not have gone to see her had I had an inkling of her weight and figure. If you're into chubbies then she has nice eyes and is facially OK. Her likes list doesn't have penetration ticked, but she confirmed on the phone beforehand that she did offer it.

This taking one for the team is overrated. Kicking myself still...

Offline nigel4498

That's awful MH especially with Francesca in the vicinity.
Bit of disaster for you but thanks for the heads up.
As you say a bit of crafty work by her on her profile.
If there's only one photo and no phone number I skip to the next available.

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If there's only one photo and no phone number I skip to the next available.

Reasonable advice but she replied promptly and provided her phone number. I'm so embarrassed at missing "curvey" I almost didn't post a review! I'll claim that the word was added later.  :sarcastic:

Interestingly she has a second photo (see above this review) that doesn't show up on AW. Also misleading.

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Interestingly she has a second photo (see above this review) that doesn't show up on AW. Also misleading.

It still doesn't give any indication to her size though so as you say misleading.
Looks like she may have a wee sprog as there is a baby photo on the window sill.

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It still doesn't give any indication to her size though so as you say misleading.
Looks like she may have a wee sprog as there is a baby photo on the window sill.

Yes indeed there were other indications, this place is definitely lived in and is her home. No sign of the kid in the flat or of her listening out for anything, quite likely at nursery or school.


Offline Zimbaman

Thanks for the review. I could well have been tempted by her profile pic, and as to say young(ish) and British. Out of interest... how long did you go for?

I have to admit... I’ve put TOFTT on the back burner for a while after a bad run  :hi:

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Thanks for the review. I could well have been tempted by her profile pic, and as to say young(ish) and British. Out of interest... how long did you go for?

I have to admit... I’ve put TOFTT on the back burner for a while after a bad run  :hi:

Just half an hour.

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Just half an hour.

Only two positives I can see here is you've come back here & reported the truth about her figure - and it was only 30 minutes !

I bet it felt longer - cheers for taking the time to post a review regardless mh  :hi:


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I bet it felt longer

It did! 45 minutes is my optimum meeting time, I often find an hour too long, but this was too long at half an hour.

Offline Zimbaman

Just looking at the baby pic on the windowsill. I’m sure that baby has a goatee. This is very strange ;)

Offline Stiltskin

I had some feedback on this girl from a punting contact, he described her as chubby with a good set of tits. Her prices are a bit rich for a fatty.

I was going to ask you if she kissed or not, but I take it you were the one not up for it! If she were £60, I'd probably give her a go, I'd just ask her to keep some clothes on.

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I had some feedback on this girl from a punting contact, he described her as chubby with a good set of tits. Her prices are a bit rich for a fatty.

I was going to ask you if she kissed or not, but I take it you were the one not up for it! If she were £60, I'd probably give her a go, I'd just ask her to keep some clothes on.

She kissed, but lightly. Didn't help!

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My reaction is a mix of sympathy and amusement, sympathy for you being duped and wasting cash, and amusement at some of the comments in your review, what gets me is these big birds constantly claim there is a big demand for big girls, yet they deceive and hide their size (Obviously realising the market for porkers is limited)  :thumbsdown:

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My reaction is a mix of sympathy and amusement, sympathy for you being duped and wasting cash, and amusement at some of the comments in your review, what gets me is these big birds constantly claim there is a big demand for big girls, yet they deceive and hide their size (Obviously realising the market for porkers is limited)  :thumbsdown:

I deserve some shaming for falling for it, but better the information is out there than not.

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I deserve some shaming for falling for it, but better the information is out there than not.

Not at all my son - the trauma will subside & your next punt will be better based upon the experience you have garnered here. Hang in there, I think I speak for many who appreciate your contributions  :hi:

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yet they deceive and hide their size (Obviously realising the market for porkers is limited)  :thumbsdown:

'Porkers' - Hilarious  :lol:   :lol:

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Not at all my son - the trauma will subside & your next punt will be better based upon the experience you have garnered here. Hang in there, I think I speak for many who appreciate your contributions  :hi:

Well I hope milestone review 30 is better than number 29. :D But at the moment I've lost interest. :(

Offline nigel4498

at the moment I've lost interest. :(

You and me both.
There's just nothing that remotely tempts me to part with my cash.

Offline Zimbaman

You and me both.
There's just nothing that remotely tempts me to part with my cash.

Me too. Didn’t you used to go to London quite a bit Nigel? Things poor there too?

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Me too. Didn’t you used to go to London quite a bit Nigel? Things poor there too?
There's plenty in London but its Looking like my trips to London will be limited this year.

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I suspect Hayley will be my next punt. It’s been a while since I saw her. The other one that I’m considering is alluring Asian Anna. Not reviewed here though and I’m reluctant to go with another unknown for now.

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The other one that I’m considering is alluring Asian Anna. Not reviewed here though and I’m reluctant to go with another unknown for now.

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Ouch, £100 for 30 minutes
I wouldn't want to risk testing the waters for £150Ph either.

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Ouch, £100 for 30 minutes
I wouldn't want to risk testing the waters for £150Ph either.

At least I think we can be sure she isn’t a fatty  :lol: :D

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I may be mistaken but I think she has done a duo with Hayley.


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I suspect Hayley will be my next punt. It’s been a while since I saw her. The other one that I’m considering is alluring Asian Anna. Not reviewed here though and I’m reluctant to go with another unknown for now.

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...and is that Hayley in her photos?

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Definitely has done a shoot with her. Hayley mentioned it in one of her blogs. Dips too I think if requested  :hi:

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yet they deceive and hide their size (Obviously realising the market for porkers is limited)  :thumbsdown:

They'd rather have a whole load of dissatisfied customers, rather than a few satisfied chubby chasers that might even make return visits. Prossie logic!

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I suspect Hayley will be my next punt. It’s been a while since I saw her. The other one that I’m considering is alluring Asian Anna. Not reviewed here though and I’m reluctant to go with another unknown for now.

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Great find - Looks good !  :thumbsup: