Author Topic: Thai Fongbeer - Newcastle NE3  (Read 3596 times)


7 review(s) for HORNY THAI FONGBEER (6 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

YoungByNature123

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External Link/Members Only (I found her on AW, but this is the only link I could find to one of her adverts).

So, I've been scouting UKP reviews looking for the ideal first punt, and to be honest, it was hard for me to conjure up the courage to see a WG.
Now, this is one of the more cringe worthy and embarrassing stories I have to tell, so thank god I have this to share with you guys at least!

To set the scene, I was in Newcastle on business. As my name suggests, I am a young lad (Age between 20-25 to ease those of a similar age) who was just looking to break his punting virginity, and have some fun whilst on holiday.
After looking through the limited options in Newcastle (on AW), I stumble across "Thai Fongbeer". In her pictures she looked alright (age was said to be 29, but expected her to be late 30s) and was a 15 minute Uber away, so I thought what the heck!
I rang the number provided and she picked up very swiftly, we agreed how long I wanted and she sent me the postcode all within a couple of minutes.

After lying to my Uber about where I was heading (Apparently I was "meeting some old university friends"), I end up in a quieter suburban end of Newcastle, in which I rang again to get the house number. After knocking on the door, a decent looking Thai lady answered dressed in a lacy outfit. Definitely the person in the pictures (Although late 30's as expected), and she looked so much better in person!

She led me to a dim but comfortable room and after agreeing paperwork (£50 for 30 mins) she left the room and I proceeded to remove my clothes.
Now call me inexperienced, but I didn't know if I was meant to spend those couple of minutes preparing Dave (my pecker) or just lie on the bed getting ready for the massage, so in the end I just decided to lay on the bed and hope to get hard during the massage.
After coming back into the room, she started with a massage and began to apply some oil after a minute or so. The massage was good, going from neck to feet with a good grab of my arse along the way. She then started to take her clothes off and do b2b, which again felt pretty good.

She then asked me to flip. And oh boy this is where the fear kicked in.

I flipped my limp ass over to find Dave still sleeping, and even a little fondle couldn't wake him up! She had a go at a few things (A weak attempt at stroking him awake, grinding on him etc) but to no avail, so I asked her to leave the room for a minute as I thought it was just nerves, and that a quicker, harder tug from his master could bring him back to life.

So, Dave eventually resurrected and I called Fongbeer back into the room.

We exchanged compliments about eachother ;) and on the condom went. She started giving OW for a few minutes which felt quite nice, and then she made her way on top of me and started to bounce, in which I slowed her down to have a cheeky suck of her nipples (Im definitely a man who appreciates a firm pair of tits!). She also did that deep grinding thing which got me deep inside her, and at that point my testosterone kicked in and I just wanted to pound her.

I asked to go missionary and we flipped over, in which I pumped until I couldn't take any more. Maybe I missed a trick, but I was so into it that I finished in the condom and it didn't think about round 2 in the 5 mins left spare. And judging from her facial expressions she also enjoyed it  and probably wanted round 2 too!

However, on with the clothes and out the door I went. A pleasant 25 minutes of my life well spent as this was something I have wanted to do for a while and finally found the balls to do it!

Very good for a first timer or someone who is inexperienced like me!

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Bit of an unusual review, haven't heard of chasing the girl out to get hard before, or having to tell a taxi driver why you're travelling.  Here's the AW link, not sure why you didn't post it as that's where you found her. She charges more on AW though. The cynic in me thinks that might have something to do with it.    :unknown:

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Hmmmm time will tell as ever, I await the ops follow up posts to help me make my mind up  :unknown:

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Hmmmm time will tell as ever, I await the ops follow up posts to help me make my mind up  :unknown:

Aye.... Don't hang on by your fingernails waiting though...... ;)

Offline toon972

On with the condom and into ow, ok maybe a newbie mistake but I have made my mind up.

Offline maxxblue

On with the condom and into ow, ok maybe a newbie mistake but I have made my mind up.

I'm not sure what you mean by 'mistake', toon972?  :unknown:

Offline toon972

I'm not sure what you mean by 'mistake', toon972?  :unknown:

Ha yeah I have done the mistake.  :rolleyes:

Offline Sar-Major

didn't think about round 2 in the 5 mins left spare.

For an "Owld Codger" I'm pretty fit in the bedroom, and at times if the "Moods" right I can have a second "Pop at the Cherry" on a 1 hour meeting  ;)

BUT a second "Pop" with 5 minutes to go. HE's having a fekin "Giraffe"  :scare: :scare: :scare:

I think this review has been written by "Walter Mittie"   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Liam020

I'm planning on seeing her as only previously had masssage with HE. Bad idea or not haha? Feel more comfortable with the offer of b2b and full naked massage OR full service for some reason. Was planning on building up to a proper punt but may be tempted here

mhalshaw

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I know the OP has given the review a positive but it dont sound that good

Offline Mansell

Unusual review, for me the other first review of her was more succinct. But good that the OP has taken the plunge.

Offline Liam020

Might be right. Probably be better for me to see someone with a fair few reviews on my first proper punt

Offline Arfa2stroke

Sounds a dodgy report to me, no replies from the author either to defend the review...hmmm

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Does sound a bit suspect but if he / she is making it upwould it not be 5star out of this world best punt ever ?

Offline Liam020

That's true it's 50/50 for me maybe I'll look on AW for someone similar with reviews