EVA Sexy Girl - Big Titties - Wandsworth

[Conjoy87]

I had big plans for a XMAS duo but I came down with the lurgi and I only felt right after New Years so I wanted a quick P&D to get rid of the back log.

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Her profile is a bit weird and has been done by someone else. But I was keen for a go on those tits.

Comms: Quick. She definitely doesn't do it herself as the texts are well written and her English isn't great.


Location: I think its her own gaff as there was a lot of shit there. Its fine, bedroom is clean and tidy, no one else in the house as far as I heard. Its about 7 minute walk from train station and is on the main street. Its a bit open but theres a shop close by you can pretend loiter in.

Appearance: Its 100% the girl in the pics. EE girl with massive tits and curvy body. Shes mid 30's and English is just ok.

Paper: £80 for 30 mins.

Action: She does what shes told which is good. No shower offered but I always go in clean to be honest. She got on her knees and undid my trousers and did a quick inspection before putting her mouth straight on it. Her BJ skills are good. Very firm and a great pace. Eye contact was moderate. I then got her to take her top off and and I got naked and lay on the bed. I told her to wank me with her tits and she did so with great enthusiasm. They are firm but not rock hard fake. She put my cock between those tits and kept licking the tip.

I got her to lay on her back and I got on top and fucked those titties at the same time my cock was going into her mouth. She said No to this and said I could cum on her tits. Because I was told no to the CIM I face fcuked her as hard as I could for 15 seconds and took my cock out and squirted over her face and then directed it down to her tits where she requested. She was not happy about the Cum in Face and shot up to clean it off. She was fine after she got it cleaned and I proceeded to piss off.


This whole process took just under 20 minutes as I was happy to piss off after that.

Easy punt, £80 is pricey for 30 mins but it did the job for me. 

[hawai5o]

On her profile    "Gender:    Female
Orientation:    Bi-curious
Age:    20
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You reckon   she's mid 30s ??   " Appearance: Its 100% the girl in the pics. EE girl with massive tits and curvy body. Shes mid 30's and English is just ok. "

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for your review. I am glad that things worked out for you. Her profile currently claims that her breasts are real, but they look completely and utterly fake to me, you also intimate this in your review;

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[Conjoy87]

She's definitely mid 30's. When I first saw her pics I thought as much and you can really tell when you see her face to face. She's not horrible looking.

Her bangers are 100 % fake, they have a good cushion to them and aren't rock hard.

[Candyman]

thanks for the review. one for the HL

[tergil]

Her profile says she does 15 minute quickie service
Do you know how much that would be?
Might be better VFM than 30 minutes for 80

[Link7]

I got her to lay on her back and I got on top and fucked those titties at the same time my cock was going into her mouth. She said No to this and said I could cum on her tits. Because I was told no to the CIM I face fcuked her as hard as I could for 15 seconds and took my cock out and squirted over her face and then directed it down to her tits where she requested. She was not happy about the Cum in Face and shot up to clean it off. She was fine after she got it cleaned and I proceeded to piss off. 

So basically you forced a facial on a prossie who doesn't offer it because she declined your request for another service she doesn't offer (CIM).

Please clarify if I have misunderstood, because this appears to be what you have stated in the review.

[Stealthmode]

So basically you forced a facial on a prossie who doesn't offer it because she declined your request for another service she doesn't offer (CIM).

Please clarify if I have misunderstood, because this appears to be what you have stated in the review.

I think she offered a facial to offset that CIM wasnt on offer. But i can see what you mean by how its is written up.

[Link7]

I think she offered a facial to offset that CIM wasnt on offer. But i can see what you mean by how its is written up.

That's a sympathetic interpretation, but it's not what the review says. There is no mention of a facial being offered.

She said No to this and said I could cum on her tits.

She was not happy about the Cum in Face

Note that neither CIM nor facials are advertised on the prossie's AW.

OP is a fan of humiliation, that much is clear from his previous reviews. Imo he's made some slightly fucked up statements in previous reviews, but nothing below the belt.

However, if he has now progressed to forcing acts on prossies who don't offer them, then that is complete shithouse behaviour.

[farride]

Cheers for the review OP, she looks good. What about her ass, can't see it from the pics?

[farride]

That's a sympathetic interpretation, but it's not what the review says. There is no mention of a facial being offered.

Note that neither CIM nor facials are advertised on the prossie's AW.

OP is a fan of humiliation, that much is clear from his previous reviews. Imo he's made some slightly fucked up statements in previous reviews, but nothing below the belt.

However, if he has now progressed to forcing acts on prossies who don't offer them, then that is complete shithouse behaviour.

I honestly can't tell if you just have a problem with the OP or your'e white knighting for the WG?

[Link7]

I honestly can't tell if you just have a problem with the OP or your'e white knighting for the WG?

Couldn't care less if you call me a white knight, you've been on UKP five minutes, take it up with admin if you believe i'm against punters.

I've clearly stated what I believe the OP did, based on his own description of events. I've asked him to clarify if I'm wrong. He hasn't replied yet.

If I'm not wrong, then it's shithouse behaviour. If you disagree with that, then you're a shithouse too.

[farride]

Couldn't care less if you call me a white knight, you've been on UKP five minutes, take it up with admin if you believe i'm against punters.

I've clearly stated what I believe the OP did, based on his own description of events. I've asked him to clarify if I'm wrong. He hasn't replied yet.

If I'm not wrong, then it's shithouse behaviour. If you disagree with that, then you're a shithouse too.

Chill out princess 

Jeez, throwing that word around like we're in some kind of.......shithouse.

You've never spurted out some jizz anywhere you didn't mean to?! I know I have. Just saying looks like you interpreted it a bit harshly, I didn't get that at all from the review.

[Link7]

Chill out princess 

Jeez, throwing that word around like we're in some kind of.......shithouse.

You've never spurted out some jizz anywhere you didn't mean to?! I know I have. Just saying looks like you interpreted it a bit harshly, I didn't get that at all from the review.

If you falsely accuse me of either bearing grudges against punters or being a white knight, you can expect a sharp reply.

It's very simple, read some reviews and you'll see how things work. You look for girls who offer what you require. Sometimes, you even have to pay extra for certain services. Not one reputable punter on here attempts services which weren't agreed.

If the OP came in her face by accident, let him say so. I addressed him, not you.

[finn5555]

Getting jizz on the face is an occupational hazard for pro$$ies, some even demand it!! 

Mind you if the OP did it deliberately then that's a cuntish thing to do 

[Conjoy87]

Don't worry buddy. Just a little accident due to the excitement. 

I bought her dinner and told her how much I respect her right after.....

[Link7]

Don't worry buddy. Just a little accident due to the excitement. 

I bought her dinner and told her how much I respect her right after.....

Yeah, I don't believe you at all tbf

Unfortunately because people took issue with me asking, by the time you replied it was obvious you'd have to deny it. At least, that shows you're not stupid though. Can think of at least one person who was banned for admitting forcing CIM

Reckon you knew exactly what you were doing, the wording of your review implies it

For the record, people who do shit like that are usually in the category of "undesirable" 

[Conjoy87]

You're like a dog with a bone about this one.

You're right, I didn't buy her dinner after or told  her how much I respected her.

Your subtle attempt to slyly suggest I did admit this "shit house act" and to marry that statement with an attempt to prompt Admin that I too should be Banned for an act that you have concocted in your head has also been noted.

Best of luck in all your future endeavours.

[Link7]

You're like a dog with a bone about this one.

You're right, I didn't buy her dinner after or told  her how much I respected her.

Your subtle attempt to slyly suggest I did admit this "shit house act" and to marry that statement with an attempt to prompt Admin that I too should be Banned for an act that you have concocted in your head has also been noted.

Best of luck in all your future endeavours.

Haha, how am I trying to be subtle??? I've been very upfront: as a matter of opinion, I don't believe you! But I didn't report you as you claim to have done nothing wrong, and there's no contrary evidence.

Feel free to put me on your watch list, you're on mine. 

[Conjoy87]

You're great entertainment. Much love brother.