English Rebecca - Bristol

[Aramis]

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Saw ER towards the end of 2017
Location
10/10
easy parking near Cathedral Square
clean spacious welcoming apartment

Meet
1 hr incall £130

Appearance
Er is attractive as her photos - but I should have known really - shes more like your sister than your sex doll.
She is slim, athletic and takes pride in her appearance so very presentable

Attitude
ER has a very disarming and charming attitude to make you feel welcome and friendly
Would I call her sexy ? Not sure I would - but that's what makes humans interesting I suppose
For instance - when Sexy Angelina welcomes you in , you know you are going to have your balls rocked off within the first 30 seconds of the meet.
With ER, you feel like you are going to have a nice pleasant chat about a sexy time.

Service
For the first time in a long time my old man struggled to stay hard!
Why? because of all of the "matter of fact" chatting that goes on in between moves.

BJ was rather mechanical, slowly builds up but doesn't really go anywhere.
Had to prompt her to move onto any new moves
Tried cowgirl but the old man started to fail
Tried fucking in Mish.
ERs pussy is really tight so its like having a vice take hold of your cock.
In some ways this is nice, but in others its just weird.

Popped because I couldn't see me keeping a hard on for too much longer
Chatted for about 15 minutes to the end as there was no point in trying again.

6/10
Overall I would say I cant give more than a 6/10 because of the lack of intensity, chemistry and any sort of sexy connection I felt with ER.

Others might have a totally different experience so its horses for courses.

I should have known better really because I could tell her physique isn't really the type that I go for by the photos but for such a well reviewed girl on here I couldn't really not see her.

ERs personality is very pleasant and charming.
BUT for me there wasn't any intensity or focus on the build up to a pop and was put off by all the chat in between moves.

I suspect some are going to cane me for this review but it is what it is.

Would I return ? : No?
Do I like ER as a person? : Yes absolutely - would love to go out for a drink with her and I am sure we'd have a great time
Hope this review helps some of you.

[EnglishRebecca121]

sorry to hear you didnt enjoy seeing me.
My new years resolution is to not talk at all during the bookings apart from a hello as it seems to be what people want !

Ive never had complaints about my blow job or my vagina before so sorry to hear that to but unfortunaly i cannot fix my vagina?

I hope your next booking is the fuckdoll type you seek . best wishes x

[James999]

My new years resolution is to not talk at all during the bookings

Why do that, it's not what you're like and some clients like that approach.

It seems to me that you are happy to chat and be relaxed but from your reviews also deliver in the sex department, why not put a note on your profile or ask clients when they book if they want a GFE / Chatty experience or a PSE / pornstar meet so you know in advance.

Otherwise it's impossible for you to know which the client wants, I would have thought most experienced clients wouldn't have issues as I'm sure sticking a cock in your gob shuts you up, and as such if they take the lead the appointment should go to their liking.

As yoru reports say you often go over time it's unlikely the chatting is a timewasting ploy.

I suspect the problem lies when you're friendly and chatty, and clients follow this and respond in a similar manner, and thus the meet goes off along those lines, just ask when a bookings made what the client is looking for from the meet, they will know but perhaps to shy to tell you unless prompted. 

[finn5555]

sorry to hear you didnt enjoy seeing me.
My new years resolution is to not talk at all during the bookings apart from a hello as it seems to be what people want !

Ive never had complaints about my blow job or my vagina before so sorry to hear that to but unfortunaly i cannot fix my vagina?

I hope your next booking is the fuckdoll type you seek . best wishes x

Don’t get all sulky  just take on board some guys want to fuck you not listen to you rabbit on 

[vw]

sorry to hear you didnt enjoy seeing me.
My new years resolution is to not talk at all during the bookings apart from a hello as it seems to be what people want !

Maybe leave a gag ion the bedside table, the punter can take the initiative.

Anyway 63 positive reviews, most of those wouldn't choose the gag.   

[James999]

some guys want to fuck you not listen to you rabbit on

I suppose that's what I was trying to say in my fluffy way 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Thanks for the advice guys and yes james stating that i offer pse or gfe but need to know maybe the way forwards at the moment x

Im lucky i have alot of regs who like the gfe as it suits me best,

the other thing that bugs me is yes i can chat but i guarentee you it NEVER comes out of the clients time ie if we have a 10 min chat before play then i always give them 1 hr 10 mins x

[Aramis]

It's fine Rebecca.
No hard feelings.
By comparison some girls - hardly talk at all - just put their arms round your neck and give you a sexy stare.

Blond Maya does that as did Blond Roxy.
And works for me - they then spend more time on the action.
Chatting can wait til after the champagne cork is off!

You are a lovely girl Rebecca - its a fair point above that if you take the lead with lots of chat - some guys, me included just go along with it reluctantly because it's the polite thing to do and before you know it - its turned into a coffee morning and the mood just isnt right.

I should have taken more of a lead but hey ho - it cant work for all parties 100% of the time.

[EnglishRebecca121]

no problem i actually welcome criticism like this in a nice way as it helps me to know whats wrong x

[Doombar]

Service
For the first time in a long time my old man struggled to stay hard!
Why? because of all of the "matter of fact" chatting that goes on in between moves.

This sums it up for me.  Its OK to chat at the start to break the ice, but once the action starts then shut the **** up or make the chat dirty!   

[Bangers and Gash]

no problem i actually welcome criticism like this in a nice way as it helps me to know whats wrong x

You've been selling it long enough to know where you keep going wrong. If you haven't go it right by now I doubt you ever will.

Maybe offering the OP a punt free gratis might be a good way to start (minus the mind numbing waffle) 

[EnglishRebecca121]

You've been selling it long enough to know where you keep going wrong. If you haven't go it right by now I doubt you ever will.

Maybe offering the OP a punt free gratis might be a good way to start (minus the mind numbing waffle) 

WHY WOULD I OFFER A FREE PUNT? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING AWFUL JUST GAVE MY TYPE OF MEET I NORMALLY DO THAT WASNT FOR HIM THAT I NOW PLAN TO IMPROVE, OH YOU MEAN THE THE FREE PUNT I OFFERED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BANGING ON ABOUT OUR 2 YEAR OLD NEGATIVE AS A GOOD WILL JESTER THAT YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE?

[Bangers and Gash]

WHY WOULD I OFFER A FREE PUNT? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING AWFUL JUST GAVE MY TYPE OF MEET I NORMALLY DO THAT WASNT FOR HIM THAT I NOW PLAN TO IMPROVE, OH YOU MEAN THE THE FREE PUNT I OFFERED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BANGING ON ABOUT OUR 2 YEAR OLD NEGATIVE AS A GOOD WILL JESTER THAT YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE?

Hmmm capital letters? You seem rather stressed at the moment - can I suggest a camomile tea. 

So here you are again, dragging up the distant past. Get over it, move on. 

Anyway, back to the review. You could of come on here (UKP .... a punters forum) and made a gesture of goodwill to the OP, instead, your thin veneer of politeness crumbles and out pops an angry and abusive pro$$ie.

 

[threechilliman]

This sums it up for me.  Its OK to chat at the start to break the ice, but once the action starts then shut the **** up or make the chat dirty!   

I'd agree with that. A bit of chat to start then get on with the shagging.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Hmmm capital letters? You seem rather stressed at the moment - can I suggest a camomile tea. 

So here you are again, dragging up the distant past. Get over it, move on. 

Anyway, back to the review. You could of come on here (UKP .... a punters forum) and made a gesture of goodwill to the OP, instead, your thin veneer of politeness crumbles and out pops an angry and abusive pro$$ie.

you have no idea if ive offered the op any compansation !
i dislike you, you dislike me  . end of

[Cunning Punt]

My new years resolution is to not talk at all during the bookings apart from a hello as it seems to be what people want !

No, as has been said, no need to get sulky and miss the point; there's a happy medium between not saying anything and rabbiting on and on.

This review and another recent one has complained about the escort incessant chat. So the same escort comes on here, claims she will take on board the point about talking incessantly - yet keeps on coming back and back posting more and more comments. 

The SP has many fans so continual comebacks aren't necessary and, in any case, it is usually better that escorts keep their counsel and mentally take on board the points raised, because post after post responding to everything she takes umbrage with can backfire.

[Bangers and Gash]

i dislike you, you dislike me  . end of

You speak for yourself, I dislike no-one on here. I'm all about positivity, peace and understanding.   

 

[scutty brown]

I like whores who talk a lot.
Its easier to get your cock in their mouths

[Health and Fitness]

Aramis thanks so much for doing this review,  it's certainly put me off booking her at the moment.

Personally I feel she ought to stop with all these flirty tout messages like the (x's) shes blowing out at the end of her messages, I'm sure that they pull in fluffies and white knights, (no doubt English Rebecca has plenty of these) but for me I find it off putting.

Your review was very informative and I am sorry to hear your expectations were not met to the highest standard. We as the customers expect this after all. Top review! 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Aramis thanks so much for doing this review,  it's certainly put me off booking her at the moment.

Personally I feel she ought to stop with all these flirty tout messages like the (x's) shes blowing out at the end of her messages, I'm sure that they pull in fluffies and white knights, (no doubt English Rebecca has plenty of these) but for me I find it off putting.

Your review was very informative and I am sorry to hear your expectations were not met to the highest standard. We as the customers expect this after all. Top review! 

how is an x touting?  its just my way of chatting always has been..... i hope you meet someone you suit .

[Health and Fitness]

Hmmm capital letters? You seem rather stressed at the moment - can I suggest a camomile tea. 

So here you are again, dragging up the distant past. Get over it, move on. 

Anyway, back to the review. You could of come on here (UKP .... a punters forum) and made a gesture of goodwill to the OP, instead, your thin veneer of politeness crumbles and out pops an angry and abusive pro$$ie.

+1 this. Seems her blood is boiling too.

[lewisjones23]

here we are again - Rebecca towing the line until the mask slips and we see the real her again

[EnglishRebecca121]

no here we go again people being tits when we and the op have been civil and agreed

[lewisjones23]

no here we go again people being tits when we and the op have been civil and agreed

not quite - you really have anger issues and come over all sweet and nice until the real you comes out

[Health and Fitness]

Thing is though escorts are pathological liars and are putting on an act hence why you can never believe anything they say, especially those touting and flirting on this site.

[scutty brown]

A realistic GFE should always have lots of chat from the girl: its called it "nagging".
Well, thats what real girlfriends do...

[Cunning Punt]

OH YOU MEAN THE THE FREE PUNT I OFFERED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BANGING ON ABOUT OUR 2 YEAR OLD NEGATIVE AS A GOOD WILL JESTER THAT YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE?

Not sure offering him a jester called Will would be much compensation, however good he is.

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[Kev40ish]

What really amazes me is that anyone is really confused as to what sort of experience they will get if they go to see her.

She has so many reviews on here, that it is so obvious what she is like. Why would anyone go and see her, if that was not what they were looking for?

Her touting doesn’t bother me as she is defending herself, which always leads to an entertaining read. It’s just a shame that it’s the same old arguments from everyone on every review.

[Marmalade]

Nothing like a bit of Bangers n Becky to shake a thread up eh ... 

[Kev40ish]

Nothing like a bit of Bangers n Becky to shake a thread up eh ... 

Maybe they should just start a thread of their own “Bangers n Becky Show”

[Marmalade]

Maybe they should just start a thread of their own “Bangers n Becky Show”

That would be fucking hilarious.

It seems that Becky is now immune to taunts about tax and hospital visits. Just one neg review though and Bangers can get her flying around like a pan of noodles catching fire and exploding on the ceiling. 

[James999]

Personally I feel she ought to stop with all these flirty tout messages like the (x's) shes blowing out at the end of her messages,

Oh yeah like

SHUT THE FUCK UP BANGING ON ABOUT OUR 2 YEAR OLD NEGATIVE AS A GOOD WILL JESTER THAT YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE?

Seriously she's a girl, thy tend to be a bit fluffier than blokes and put "x" at the end of messages 

[James999]

That would be fucking hilarious.

A bit like when Daffodils number came up on the national lottery and he won the free punt 

[finn5555]

We all know what she is like 

[Marmalade]

A bit like when Daffodils number came up on the national lottery and he won the free punt 

Another UKP technicolour classic!