Victoria House is a well known, long established parlour, really classy, with the air of a gentlemen's retreat.
I'd had Keeley on my waiting list for some time, but couldn't pin her down, as she usually only works one day a fortnight. I do like that; the full-time girls I've met are invariably really nice people, but the part-timers always seem more interesting, somehow. Keeley happily rambled on about her job - copywriting, or something. To think my ex-wife said I wasn't a good listener!
When I eventually got my chance, I was struck by how delightfully pretty Keeley is. She has a warm, friendly, slightly scatty personality, and be aware that she is bigger than her photos suggest, with a magnificent Kardashianesque backside that is crying out to be spanked. If you prefer your girls to be petite and elfin, though, don't let that put you off, or you'll be missing a treat.
I don't think Keeley is pretending to be a raging nymphomaniac. I reckon she really is a raging nymphomaniac.
I knew I was in for something special when I told her I wanted to spank her bottom, at which she cried "Ooh, yes please, I love that, the harder the better!" So that was a challenge for a start. Once I had her over my knee I quickly went through the gears and even when I was administering my best 'punishment' strokes - long after most girls have cried 'enough' - every full-force 'thwack' was met by her with nothing more than a squeal of delight. Goodness knows what anyone outside in the waiting area must have made of the din.
I was quite exhausted by the time we moved on for Keeley to demonstrate her oral skills. If you think you've experienced everything a woman can do in that respect, think again. Keeley doesn't just devour it. She practically inhales it. Her party piece is a fabulous conjuring trick when she makes it completely disappear for what feels like minutes on end. I wondered at times how she managed to breathe.
As for the sex....wow. Just imagine you're competing in the Calgary Stampede. All you can do is climb aboard and try to cling on for dear life. What a gal!
Would I see Keeley again? No chance - I'm not man enough for that. Don't even think about booking her for 45 minutes or longer unless you're in supreme physical condition. (By the way, when I staggered out afterwards I caught a glimpse of her next customer, and he was even older than me. I had him down as 70-odd, and he'd booked her for an hour! They must have carried him out on a stretcher). But half an hour with her will give you some of the most unforgettable fun you'll ever have. Highly recommended!
