External Link/Members Only£80 got an hour so I thought I'd give it a shot. It couldn't be /that/ bad right?
Wrong. The girl when I got there looked pretty if on the wrong side of 30. Slightly overweight but nothing that couldn't be compensated for by a good sex. She told me to shower as I got there but she took a shower as well, after paying, so this cut into the time. She then gave me one of the lamest half hearted massage i've ever had. It was bullshit, the woman didn't know shit about massages. Turned me over and popped a condom on, even though she said she did extras, she excused the OWO saying she had a cold. I was like 'fiiiine'. The BJ was rubbish, it didn't get me hard and before you knew it she turned me around and said 'sex time' to my half flaccid dick. She got me hard with her hand and I slid into her pussy. I was just getting into the groove of things finally enjoying the sex when when she said, 'can you hurry up please?' I was like biiiiitch please except I didn't. It killed the mood entirely, and as I sped up trying to hurry myself to an orgasm I just lost all desire and was like, meh, I kept going, and thought fine whatever, i'll cum soon, when she said 'nope, you are too big' and pulled me out and finished me by hand. I was in shock. Perhaps the worst punt i've ever done in my life. Literally. I wasn't hopeful for more even though I paid for an hour I wanted out, and left at 40 minutes.
Positives -
Pretty
Cheap
Negatives -
Everything,
Don't go
