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[Cesc23]

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Saw Penelope in July for an outcall which was actually my first punt! She is obviously a very pretty woman and is no different from her pictures. I don’t want to talk about the service but there were a few things that left me quite disappointed:

1) Turned up tipsy / drunk and said she had just come straight from a 3some with other clients.
2) Took it upon herself to say she would not usually be seen in East London (where I live and location of the outcall)
3) In general a few other comments that made me a little uncomfortable! I.e Made sure she told me that she throws away her dresses after one use because she can etc

At the time I didn’t know if things should be different but have since met a couple of others and had different experiences. Appreciate that people have off days so may have caught her on one. Anyone else had anything like this?

[dryanse8]

Sorry to point this out but punting is not dating.
The level of service delivered surely is the only real measure of the lady as an SP?
Seems like you are marking her down because you didn't like her opinions.
Care to elaborate on the services you actually received?

[Sinz]

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[Link7]

The level of service delivered surely is the only real measure of the lady as an SP?

Disagree, think OP is entitled to comment on any aspect of his interaction with her. Turning up drunk, making snooty comments/having a shit manner is relevant.

[Golden Hind]

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Saw Penelope in July for an outcall which was actually my first punt! She is obviously a very pretty woman and is no different from her pictures. I
don’t want to talk about the service but there were a few things that left me quite disappointed:

That's the main point of a review. The last review mentioned no DFK, RO and lack of enthusiasm, it would be worth commenting if this was the case with you also.

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Saw Penelope in July for an outcall which was actually my first punt! She is obviously a very pretty woman and is no different from her pictures. I don’t want to talk about the service but there were a few things that left me quite disappointed:

1) Turned up tipsy / drunk and said she had just come straight from a 3some with other clients.
2) Took it upon herself to say she would not usually be seen in East London (where I live and location of the outcall)
3) In general a few other comments that made me a little uncomfortable! I.e Made sure she told me that she throws away her dresses after one use because she can etc

At the time I didn’t know if things should be different but have since met a couple of others and had different experiences. Appreciate that people have off days so may have caught her on one. Anyone else had anything like this?

Yeah, notwithstanding my comment above - this is a poor review. "I don't want to talk about the service" -  if we all took that attitude, UKP would be no use to anyone. You've been a member for two years so I suspect that you never share, and only made an exception in this case out of bitterness. Which is fine, but in that case, at least reveal some fucking information.

Fortunately there's another review by Dicky which explains in detail why this girl is a waste in money. I can understand to a degree why people are tempted because the pictures show an outstanding natural body, but to spend £300 it has to be an SP with recognised pedigree and preferably PSE service. It's too much for a punt in the dark with a student.

[paulitor23]

Totally in agreement with the other comments. The SP acting unprofessionally or being impolite is just circumstantial, but the quality and delivery of the services is the real point of the review. No need to be very explicit, but at least indicate if you got what you wanted from the booking so others can decide whether the SP is worth bothering with. For me, tipsy isn't a dealbreaker (most girls I've booked on outcalls have wanted to have at least one drink before getting down to business) and comments about how they waste their money or what they think of my part of London aren't necessarily a big deal. Now, if it gives me an impression that she's somehow looking down on me and that translates into the time we spend together, then I'll have an issue with it. 

[king tarzan]

I can't understand why guys are willing to pay this above average looking unprofessional whore £300 just because of the size of her large tits and because she is indigenous English!!
She dispenses shit service
Is a fucken diva whore


Plenty of honeys/super honeys out there much better looking and great service providers!!

[vw]

Sorry to point this out but punting is not dating.
The level of service delivered surely is the only real measure of the lady as an SP?
Seems like you are marking her down because you didn't like her opinions.
Care to elaborate on the services you actually received?

She sounds a rude bitch and deserved neg for that, as for being tipsy another good reason

[WHG]

I’m in both camps on this one. It’s pretty pointless writing a review if you’re not going to talk about the services you did or didn’t receive. That’s the whole point of the review. Spill the beans. It’s as bad as a numpty saying “what happened next will stay between me and her”.

However, it’s not on if she’s turning up tipsy and generally acting like a bit of a twat. That would certainly make a difference to how she would be seen in my Eyes.

Op, in your view, did any of her services suffer due to her being tipsy?

[Dicky]

Totally in agreement with the other comments. The SP acting unprofessionally or being impolite is just circumstantial, but the quality and delivery of the services is the real point of the review. No need to be very explicit, but at least indicate if you got what you wanted from the booking so others can decide whether the SP is worth bothering with. For me, tipsy isn't a dealbreaker (most girls I've booked on outcalls have wanted to have at least one drink before getting down to business) and comments about how they waste their money or what they think of my part of London aren't necessarily a big deal. Now, if it gives me an impression that she's somehow looking down on me and that translates into the time we spend together, then I'll have an issue with it.

I agree more details about service (or lack thereof as was my experience) needed please.

With ref to her 'conversation', Paulitor, I was reminded about your very recent excellent review about a girl who had so called 'conversational skills' but was actually pretty bleh. You articulated it really well. My experience of 'conversing' with Penelope mirrored this paragraph from your review:

' Minah rates her own personality quite highly and is confident, bordering on arrogant. A number of reviews on AW praise her intelligent conversation but, to be completely honest as a well educated man in his early 40s, her conversation skills bored me quickly. Talked incessantly for 45mins about nothing in particular, likes the sound of her own voice way too much and while I like an opinionated woman just fine, she's too smart by half and her appeal declines the more her mouth opens. I just wanted her to shut up and blow me. '

[The_Don]

I rank service and attitude above looks and body type. But to be blunt some punters don't see it as that. There happy (to pay over the odds) for a sub standard service/attitude. If a W/G fits what they are looking for (looks and body type). Its their money not mine, so if that how they are willing to spent it so be it. If they do a review that great that there willing to share, some one else may find it useful.

[king tarzan]

Sharp close shave razor facts
She is a sex worker for cash
Is shit at her job
Has self importance arrogant inflated ego/ whore diva/self entitled arrogant low life
Is overpriced
Above average physical looks at best

AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS..

[dryanse8]

Ha! You don't fancy her then KT?

[king tarzan]

Ha! You don't fancy her then KT?

I did fancy her at 1 stage
She is appealing physically
Above average looking
But way overpriced
I compared her to adrianna S who was less priced and physically more attractive. .
So I thought give this Penelope no way.. far too overpriced. .
Thank heavens I did or my hard earned money would of been wasted too..
She charges a lot and doesn't want to do anything apart from yap yap yap!!
I hate it when women in this profession tell porkies to obtain extremely high rate of pay per hour!
I have left scathing very vicious language negative reports on these lying arrogant low life sort of women!!
They are paid very highly per hour to deliver sexual services and therefore should act accordingly. .

Myself and you have both enjoyed the good to extremely good of lovely dyana sexual services at half the price and who is much more far superior looking than this Penelope. .

[dryanse8]

Yes Dyana was spectacular!
Penelope is quite alluring in a different way.
I get the impression that for a decent time with Penelope you might have to be quite firm/dominating. Not really my thing in the past but it worked out well with Dyana and other SPs recently.
Nothing rough of forceful but more of taking the initiative instead of expecting the SP to put in all the work.

My intended HL for January is:

Penelope, Taylor Jay or NewIndependent

Probably won't end up seeing any of them but any/all of them would be nice.

[Dicky]

Yes Dyana was spectacular!
Penelope is quite alluring in a different way.
I get the impression that for a decent time with Penelope you might have to be quite firm/dominating. Not really my thing in the past but it worked out well with Dyana and other SPs recently.
Nothing rough of forceful but more of taking the initiative instead of expecting the SP to put in all the work.

My intended HL for January is:

Penelope, Taylor Jay or NewIndependent

Probably won't end up seeing any of them but any/all of them would be nice.

I asked to go down on her thrice and was refused thrice.  Not sure what you mean by 'firm'. In my view anything more than asking can potentially land you in jail so do be careful.

[dryanse8]

Absolutely Dicky, I could not agree more.

[Analist]

She seems quite overpriced for what she's offering, and the OP had a bad experience.

From her profile:
One of the main reasons i have continued to escort is to meet like minded respectful gentlemen, this line of work has been so rewarding in that the clients truly do make it worth while, and the ones i meet blow me away with how fabulous they are. The clients i meet make it hard for me to stay away from their charming personalities and draw me into wanting another taste of more every time.
I'm going to try and be fairly active now as I've finished all my exams!

Meaning:
A newly graduated lawyer has found the only type of brief where she can bill by the hour at £300/hour and still find clients. 

[finn5555]

Yes Dyana was spectacular!
Penelope is quite alluring in a different way.
I get the impression that for a decent time with Penelope you might have to be quite firm/dominating. Not really my thing in the past but it worked out well with Dyana and other SPs recently.
Nothing rough of forceful but more of taking the initiative instead of expecting the SP to put in all the work.

My intended HL for January is:

Penelope, Taylor Jay or NewIndependent

Probably won't end up seeing any of them but any/all of them would be nice.

Good luck with Penelope the stuck up piss poor service provider.... surely you can find a decent pro$$ie and not waste your money on this skank 

[Dayardie]

Shes mugging us all off and according to her twitter gone on skiing holiday with the proceeds