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120 1 hour incall

All sorted with a few emails via AW

Near the Met Quarter dicreet enough place easy to find

I went to see her with the faint hope she looked body wise in some of her obviously older pictures but it was not meant to be as she has put a bit of beef on since then plus she does state she is a BBW
She does now have some recent pictures of herself up so judge for yourself either way it was getting done so fuck it I went with it

Now there isnt much on here about this girl but one thing that seems to be consistant is that she comes across as a bit of a snotty nose cow
I have had the pleasure of that myself when I once contacted her about something that was there in black and white on her profile the reply I got was snotty I thought fuck ye
But I still kept an eye out and put her on the backburner until recently
Now I did mention this when I met her but she didnt really give me an answer but as far as her attitude in the punt was concerned she was alright
Got there phoned her no reply oh here we go you beaut I thought next thing some fella asks me where is this place as me phone is ringing he fucks off I phone her back and its on

In I go and up the stairs and into the place she asks me to shower does that then into the room as I said she is bigger than most of her pics but I wasnt arsed she had a pair of goggles on and facially her pics are accurate

She oils me sausage up wanks it off for a bit while I am throwing the lip on her it was good then I request she sucks it while I film her
She has one of two things here a shit phone of she has lowered the quality of the picture because where I was looking from the video was grainy and not very sharp did that for a bit but the quality was that crap that I never asked for a copy or anything as when filming she would only let me use her phone

But while all this was going on a must admit she give me a decent gobble spitting on it giving the eye now and then just a allround decent suck
After a bit she comes back up lying next to me more lip throwing bit of tongue mixed in and I pie her for a bit
I couldnt be arsed muff diving her nowt wrong with her in terms of being clean or a stench a just couldnt be arsed

Shall I put a binbag on she whispers go ed girl I reply and on top she climbs you know what it felt good as she was grinding and bouncing on me nob
Then onto some doggy I dunno if it was the novelty of that big fat arse or what but I was on me way her snatch felt great I knew I was guna jism at some point
So I get her lying flat on her belly on ze bed and wallop her and after a bit the binbag is filled

This is nuts because It doesnt happen me cumming with a welly on I mean so again it must have been the novelty of doing a big girl but her moggy did feel rather good so I suppose that helps

It was a decent punt I walked away happy and being honest just talking shite to her she does have a slight bit of snottyness about her but that was something picked up by me in some of the things I was saying as far as during the punt was concerned she was alright

I would go back only if she dropped some beef and had the figure she had in some of her older pics otherwise I wont go again
I cant say it was the best punt I have ever had but it wasnt the worst either no complaints just a good punt
If big girls is your thing well I would recommend

[Golovkin]

Cheers for the review 
What was her stomach like was it large? In her vid she looks curvy but it looks reasonable flat.

[lewisjones23]

fat bird with an attitude problem

i'll pass - only absolute stunners can get away with an attitude, worth putting up with it sometimes to shag them

[Donbe]

I tried to book her once, her tone just left me cold. Attitude stinks

[satnav]

Cheers for the review 
What was her stomach like was it large? In her vid she looks curvy but it looks reasonable flat.

Yeah it's large she has put it on since those vids were made not flat anymore

[satnav]

fat bird with an attitude problem

i'll pass - only absolute stunners can get away with an attitude, worth putting up with it sometimes to shag them

Amen to that I just had a go to see what it was all about

[m_martell]

Hi hun, so glad you at least enjoyed my snatch!

Not sure why you would think I would look like my old pics when I have hundreds of recent pics and 4 recent videos, as well as my profile stating I am bbw and a size 16...I guess my snootiness is up to personal interpretation but if you don't like someone you don't like them I guess!

As always UKP lovely to hear your wonderful comments 

[NigelF]

As always UKP lovely to hear your wonderful comments 

Bear in mind that most of the negative comments relate either to your attitude in the actual punt or to your attitude via email and on the phone. These things are entirely within your control and so the fault is yours. It may only be two people's opinion but they have no vested interest and have reliable review records. As such, you've lost on out on potential custom from someone like me who was considering contacting you (as I was in Liverpool today) but this review and the comment from the person who'd actually spoken to you, convinced me not to bother even though the review is overall a positive. If the review had suggested the service was great then I probably would have made an effort to arrange something. Just "good" with a poor attitude is not good enough for me especially when your charging £90 for 30 mins (and realistically I would have gone for the hour option in which case I tend to be even more strict as there's simply more money on the line).

The sarcastic comment of yours which I've quoted both demonstrates your poor attitude and confirms to me that I made the right decision in not bothering to see you.

[Werewolfofliverpool]

would love to meet this woman, 

[dude86]

Pissed off here. Sent some emails enquiring about her availability, and she politely replied saying since my only feedback from an active AW member is negative then she won't let me. I did try explaining the circumstances around that particular incident.

But, if they all take this view, how the fuck am I meant to build my feeback up? I'll take my money elsewhere.

[sbpunk]

I don't see why anyone would pay 100 pound plus to bang that. I mean, I love to bang a fat slag, and I would hit it for 50 quid for 15 mins. But 100 pounds for half an hour with a size 18(certainly not a 16)slut from down south, who tells us dirty scousers to get a bath before porking it's ginger minge. No thanks. And it looks older than 24 as well. I'd say it's about 28.

Go home fatty, Liverpool will chew you up and spit you out.

[sbpunk]

The age of austerity and this southern, snotty bitch is leeching of us northern monkeys. And it's looking to put its rates up!! Hahaha. And doesn't even offer its arsehole. The one thing I might be interested in. But I bet daddy popped that many years ago.

[sbpunk]

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120 1 hour incall

All sorted with a few emails via AW

Near the Met Quarter dicreet enough place easy to find

I went to see her with the faint hope she looked body wise in some of her obviously older pictures but it was not meant to be as she has put a bit of beef on since then plus she does state she is a BBW
She does now have some recent pictures of herself up so judge for yourself either way it was getting done so fuck it I went with it

Now there isnt much on here about this girl but one thing that seems to be consistant is that she comes across as a bit of a snotty nose cow
I have had the pleasure of that myself when I once contacted her about something that was there in black and white on her profile the reply I got was snotty I thought fuck ye
But I still kept an eye out and put her on the backburner until recently
Now I did mention this when I met her but she didnt really give me an answer but as far as her attitude in the punt was concerned she was alright
Got there phoned her no reply oh here we go you beaut I thought next thing some fella asks me where is this place as me phone is ringing he fucks off I phone her back and its on

In I go and up the stairs and into the place she asks me to shower does that then into the room as I said she is bigger than most of her pics but I wasnt arsed she had a pair of goggles on and facially her pics are accurate

She oils me sausage up wanks it off for a bit while I am throwing the lip on her it was good then I request she sucks it while I film her
She has one of two things here a shit phone of she has lowered the quality of the picture because where I was looking from the video was grainy and not very sharp did that for a bit but the quality was that crap that I never asked for a copy or anything as when filming she would only let me use her phone

But while all this was going on a must admit she give me a decent gobble spitting on it giving the eye now and then just a allround decent suck
After a bit she comes back up lying next to me more lip throwing bit of tongue mixed in and I pie her for a bit
I couldnt be arsed muff diving her nowt wrong with her in terms of being clean or a stench a just couldnt be arsed

Shall I put a binbag on she whispers go ed girl I reply and on top she climbs you know what it felt good as she was grinding and bouncing on me nob
Then onto some doggy I dunno if it was the novelty of that big fat arse or what but I was on me way her snatch felt great I knew I was guna jism at some point
So I get her lying flat on her belly on ze bed and wallop her and after a bit the binbag is filled

This is nuts because It doesnt happen me cumming with a welly on I mean so again it must have been the novelty of doing a big girl but her moggy did feel rather good so I suppose that helps

It was a decent punt I walked away happy and being honest just talking shite to her she does have a slight bit of snottyness about her but that was something picked up by me in some of the things I was saying as far as during the punt was concerned she was alright

I would go back only if she dropped some beef and had the figure she had in some of her older pics otherwise I wont go again
I cant say it was the best punt I have ever had but it wasnt the worst either no complaints just a good punt
If big girls is your thing well I would recommend

I doubt you even got snatch mate.

[sbpunk]

What I mean is, I've heard she uses her fat thighs to give the illusion of minge. And in doggy holds on to the cock with hands so it feels like cunt, and says she is worried about johnny bag coming off.

[sbpunk]

Oldest trick in the book. Would never happen to me, I knows cunt when I feels it.

[klaus88]

Ha ha, made me laugh this morning.

He attitude put me off.
But now I know she is southern, I will stay even further away.

[mexicola]

I've had her on my HL for a while.  About two weeks ago her 1hr rate increased from 120 to 130 and now the notice about her rates going up again soon.  Not sure who the princesses think is going to pay all these huge rates now ?

[lister2506]

I've had her on my HL for a while.  About two weeks ago her 1hr rate increased from 120 to 130 and now the notice about her rates going up again soon.  Not sure who the princesses think is going to pay all these huge rates now ?

sadly, plenty of desperate mugs out there

[donlurio]

Not true at all! Try this:

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not an old mug at all.

[agent47]

WEW some pretty harsh comments interesting, I'v seen her several times now and for me i found her to be really sweet and chatty have always had a great time with her. Also i personally think she's very pretty and i love them thicc thighs and that big arse but it's Subjective i suppose, but i like her so 

[lewisjones23]

WEW some pretty harsh comments interesting, I'v seen her several times now and for me i found her to be really sweet and chatty have always had a great time with her. Also i personally think she's very pretty and i love them thicc thighs and that big arse but it's Subjective i suppose, but i like her so 

she's got a bad attitude, plain and simple

she proved it on here

[agent47]

she's got a bad attitude, plain and simple

she proved it on here

Oh ok then, if you say so.

[James999]

fat bird with an attitude problem

Correction,

Short fat bird with an attitude problem 

[Werewolfofliverpool]

 I love short fat girls, I think she's sexy , but what puts me off is this apparent attitude she says.. her profile says she wants you to shower as soon as you show up, sorry, but id not gonna be meeting any girls if I'm dirty, of course I would have showered before seeing her and I'm not gonna do it again, especially when I'm paying to be there... I'm not paying her money so I can shower in her apartment and waste my incall time,  wtf is that shit about..

and also the filming, if I'm paying her extra to film, then its gonna be on MY  iPhone x, not some fisher price calculator with shitty picture quality...

so when those two things are sorted out then I'll be paying her for several hours at a time, but I'm not gonna be messed about with bs....

[JAShoots]

I love short fat girls, I think she's sexy , but what puts me off is this apparent attitude she says.. her profile says she wants you to shower as soon as you show up, sorry, but id not gonna be meeting any girls if I'm dirty, of course I would have showered before seeing her and I'm not gonna do it again, especially when I'm paying to be there... I'm not paying her money so I can shower in her apartment and waste my incall time,  wtf is that shit about..

and also the filming, if I'm paying her extra to film, then its gonna be on MY  iPhone x, not some fisher price calculator with shitty picture quality...

so when those two things are sorted out then I'll be paying her for several hours at a time, but I'm not gonna be messed about with bs....

Always make me laugh when they say they'll film for extra but on their cameras and they keep a copy, do they not get that it's being paid for!

[klaus88]

I love short fat girls, I think she's sexy , but what puts me off is this apparent attitude she says.. her profile says she wants you to shower as soon as you show up, sorry, but id not gonna be meeting any girls if I'm dirty, of course I would have showered before seeing her and I'm not gonna do it again, especially when I'm paying to be there... I'm not paying her money so I can shower in her apartment and waste my incall time,  wtf is that shit about..

and also the filming, if I'm paying her extra to film, then its gonna be on MY  iPhone x, not some fisher price calculator with shitty picture quality...

so when those two things are sorted out then I'll be paying her for several hours at a time, but I'm not gonna be messed about with bs....

Lol. Some idiots trying to show off that they wasted £1000 to £1300 on a phone. I woul rather buy a £100 phone and go to Thailand for a month :p Why the fuck do people spend so much money on phones? Plus apple products?

[Richthescouser]

Lol. Some idiots trying to show off that they wasted £1000 to £1300 on a phone. I woul rather buy a £100 phone and go to Thailand for a month :p Why the fuck do people spend so much money on phones? Plus apple products?

So what if someone wants to drop £1000 on a phone? You might have to choose between the phone and a trip to Thailand, doesn’t mean everyone else has to. Some people here could spend that daily and not feel the pinch, jealousy doesn’t look good.

[klaus88]

Not jealously at all. More annoyance and the fascination of an explanation for ones thought process. That no matter the price people are paying stupid money for something worth a 10th of what they paid. Thus driving up the costs for everyone else. If these corporations know what mugs will pay. Then they will charge that.

[NigelF]

Not jealously at all. More annoyance and the fascination of an explanation for ones thought process. That no matter the price people are paying stupid money for something worth a 10th of what they paid. Thus driving up the costs for everyone else. If these corporations know what mugs will pay. Then they will charge that.

The same applies to pretty much all products. Apple's margins are better than most but still, it's standard business. The example of the iPhone X really doesn't drive up costs for everyone else, it's just a way of making more money from the die hard fans and the relatively affluent who just want the best iPhone (or those who like to show off or even pretend that they're affluent).

If you want to help lower consumer prices, start with escorts and get some reviews up!

[JAShoots]

Quite a silly argument seeing as fascinations are what drives THIS whole business with SP's also driving their prices up with the same supply and demand ethic!

[Werewolfofliverpool]

wow whole conversation shifted from punting to what I said about the phone, hits many nerves.. hmm a choice between iPhone x or Thailand? I can afford to do both, 

[Richthescouser]

Not jealously at all. More annoyance and the fascination of an explanation for ones thought process. That no matter the price people are paying stupid money for something worth a 10th of what they paid. Thus driving up the costs for everyone else. If these corporations know what mugs will pay. Then they will charge that.

Again, why insult someone because they choose to spend their money in a way that you seem t9 disagree with?

By the same stupid logic, nobody should ever go for a meal out as the ingredients cost a fraction of the total price. Nobody should ever buy a car because the raw materials cost a lot less than the car does.

It really does come across as jealousy - if the poster can afford to spend £1000 on a gadget, then good for him. I’m not getting an X myself as I can see a raft of issues with them, but I’ve just got a 256 gig 8 plus because it’s a trivial purchase. Yes some people will struggle to pay such a lot of money for a phone, so let them buy what they want without getting all green eyed. If someone has a disposable income of £5000 a month, why should they limit themselves in what they buy so as to not offend the proles?

[mexicola]

Well she's now put her hourly rate up by there tenner and hour, so that's 140 a an hour now.  4 weeks ago she as 120 an hour.  And asking 100 now for the half hour, mental!

Princesses believing their own hype and pricing themselves out of business

[klaus88]

Again, why insult someone because they choose to spend their money in a way that you seem t9 disagree with?

By the same stupid logic, nobody should ever go for a meal out as the ingredients cost a fraction of the total price. Nobody should ever buy a car because the raw materials cost a lot less than the car does.

It really does come across as jealousy - if the poster can afford to spend £1000 on a gadget, then good for him. I’m not getting an X myself as I can see a raft of issues with them, but I’ve just got a 256 gig 8 plus because it’s a trivial purchase. Yes some people will struggle to pay such a lot of money for a phone, so let them buy what they want without getting all green eyed. If someone has a disposable income of £5000 a month, why should they limit themselves in what they buy so as to not offend the proles?

I was bringing it up because they were originally boasting. Which is a much more pathetic thing to do.
Plus I still stand by the argument that people spending stupid amounts on phones is pushing up the price for everyone else.

[klaus88]

 "its gonna be on MY  iPhone x"
Why the X? Its not even out yet.
Clearly seeking conditioning from His peers now social status has increased with a phone that isn't even out 
Like being in school.

[Werewolfofliverpool]

"its gonna be on MY  iPhone x"
Why the X? Its not even out yet.
Clearly seeking conditioning from His peers now social status has increased with a phone that isn't even out 
Like being in school.

because by the time I will see her I will have the phone.. now shut up going on about it, you read too much into it, instead of replying to what I wrote about the escort, you zoomed into on the phone, like all jealous android users do.. it doesn't matter, move the fuck on...

[klaus88]

because by the time I will see her I will have the phone.. now shut up going on about it, you read too much into it, instead of replying to what I wrote about the escort, you zoomed into on the phone, like all jealous android users do.. it doesn't matter, move the fuck on...

No. You assume I use iPhone?

[Werewolfofliverpool]

No. You assume I use iPhone?

no I assume you are using Samsung, thats why I said android users... we already established you can't afford an apple product...

[Richthescouser]

I was bringing it up because they were originally boasting. Which is a much more pathetic thing to do.
Plus I still stand by the argument that people spending stupid amounts on phones is pushing up the price for everyone else.

Out of interest, why would it bother me if the fact that I can afford a gadget helps price it out of someone else’s ability to buy? I’m sure someone buying a Vertu wouldn’t care that I can’t afford one.

If someone wants a phone running iOS and the best available camera, that does limit their available choices.

[paper5]

Hi hun, so glad you at least enjoyed my snatch!

Not sure why you would think I would look like my old pics when I have hundreds of recent pics and 4 recent videos, as well as my profile stating I am bbw and a size 16...I guess my snootiness is up to personal interpretation but if you don't like someone you don't like them I guess!

As always UKP lovely to hear your wonderful comments 

Call me old fashioned if you will, but could we get back to talking about this bird's "Snatch"? I always did have a thing for Ginger girls, however, I'm put off due to the fact that she sounds like a bit of a twat.

[cueball]

I notice she's hiked her prices to 140 quid per hour. Op paid 120.

Another bloody princess that can keep her knickers up 

[lewisjones23]

I notice she's hiked her prices to 140 quid per hour. Op paid 120.

Another bloody princess that can keep her knickers up 

food bills are probably quite high so maybe fair enough ..... 

[dude86]

I notice she's hiked her prices to 140 quid per hour. Op paid 120.

Another bloody princess that can keep her knickers up 

Yeah, hope her phone gets dusty.

[m_martell]

Hi again UKP!

I'll try and keep it short, but just to point out that if you don't like my "attitude" or a little sarcastic comment to lighten the mood you probably wouldn't enjoy my company anyway! Much better to find someone who's more suited to what you personally like.

I mean I'm surprised no one has realised that the issue with the phone was just the lighting, if it had been mentioned I would have just said to turn on the light behind him. All my photos and videos are taken on the same iphone and just to clear it up I didn't charge extra at the time of this booking but now do due to having to chase people up about photos (but also because I can charge whatever I chose for the activities I chose...if that's not for you, it's not for you)

I'm not sure what I'd gain from imitating a vagina with my hand and thighs or why I'd bother...I do often check to see that the condom hasn't slipped, because unsurprisingly I don't want the condom to slip off.

And yes I am a short fat bird and I haven't made any attempts to hide that, again if it's not for you it's not for you - plenty of escorts in the sea!

Ok so I didn't manage to keep it short but I'm sure you've got some more material to pick apart - also I got a fair few bookings off of the back of this review so many thanks - especially to those who don't take these things too seriously! 

[NigelF]

She'll probably love me after this but since it might benefit some punters I'll post it. Here's what seems to be her Vimeo account (it's a video site): External Link/Members Only

There's 3 videos, 2 of which are a year old and 1 of which was uploaded 4 weeks ago (bear in mind those are upload dates not necessarily the dates they were filmed).

I found the videos after searching for the UKP parody video that was apparently made to attack the site in the early days. Unfortunately I didn't find it but I did find the above (which is a little ironic).

[Real John Doe]

BBW isn't my thing, but now I feel like throwing a porno on

[Bustydusty]

Each to his own but for the same money spent shagging a short fat woman with a bad attitude you could have an hour threesome with 2 fit eager young girls at sheridans and change for a pint and kebab on the way home 🤔😳😊

[klaus88]

It's not the chubbyness it's the attitudes I avoid.

[Werewolfofliverpool]

love them 3 videos... if only her phone produces that good quality lol