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Offline alibirmingham

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This review is long overdue as this meet happened about 2-3 months ago.

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Price Paid and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions, - All confirmed over the phone as available and included by the maid that answers the phone. Some previous reviews state she doesn't do RO but she was ok with it when i saw her. I asked her if its always the case and she did say it depends on how she feels, However i would advise against it as i will elaborate in this review.

Comms:

All comms done over the phone with maid. Answered calls and replied to texts quickly.

Location:

Apartment building near the Jewellery Quarter not too far from the BMW showroom.

Room:

Basic room fit for purpose. basic lighting and nothing special. Not much i can add really

Appearance:

Very good looking lady with nice tits and nice round bum, and did wear some nice lingerie.

The details:

The meet started a bit frosty. Cold greeting and it seemed like she didn't want to be there. I was already waiting outside when someone dropped her off and she was carrying Maccy D's so i got the feeling i disturbed her dinner (at 1am in the morning). Things went from bad to worse. Confirmed services, paid the fee and got undressed.

She on the other hand put the fee in her bag and just sat down on the side of the bed trying to start a convo. I tried to ease into things but she was cold and uninterested. So i asked her to undress at which point the nice lingerie presented itself. So onto the bed she comes for some very plain and basic OWO, No touching of breasts or pussy was allowed so to improve things i asked fr 69. BIG MISTAKE  :scare: :scare: :vomit: As she got into position that nice neat looking pussy turned into a beast. She was well groomed on the front but not so much on the undercarriage. It was horrible and the hair was a bit too much for my liking. I went close and got a nasty whiff and that was the end of that. I tried to be polite and asked to switch back to her between my legs and giving me OWO. She did but didn't seem too pleased.

This is when the meet became so bad i almost left without finishing and the only reason i stayed was because i had paid for a release so that's what i was going to get. As she was performing OWO she looked me dead in the face with a dirty look as if to say "What the fuck you looking at" and said can you not stare at me, it makes me uncomfortable!!!! WTF!!! :mad: :mad: Is it me or is watching a fit girl giving you head not a turn on and something we all like to see?? So if the punter looking at you while your giving him head is considered staring then your in the wrong job. That set the tone and mood for the remainder of the meet. I just looked up at the ceiling for 2 mins, Then put the rubber on and got the job over and done with. Max 5 mins pumping and i was done and just wanted to get out of there.

As i was getting dressed she tried to make small talk but it was so fucking akward i felt like leaving the room half dressed. 


Summary:

Some may of had a good time but that was not my experiance. She was too cold, unprofessional, and rude. Hygiene was an issue and seemed to try and time waste.

Would I Visit again??

Simply NO, I i have avoided Lush Escorts since. Their ladies dont seem to suit my punting style which is to say i prefer ladies who are more professional and know how to offer a decent punt

Offline Excalibur

Quite literally a stinker of a punt Ali.

Offline storemansteve

Quite the opposite to my experience - 2hrs extended to 4 in the end - maybe late night incall is not the best as mine was 8pm to midnight and her first client for a day or so. IMHO a cracking girl and one I will see again.

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Quite the opposite to my experience - 2hrs extended to 4 in the end - maybe late night incall is not the best as mine was 8pm to midnight and her first client for a day or so. IMHO a cracking girl and one I will see again.

Each to their own I guess and not every punt will be the same. Maybe I caught her on a bad day or she had a problem with me from the start. Who knows but doesn’t excuse her crap attitude, lack of interest, and poor service, not to mention the nasty smell from down below. In my mind I reckon she had just finished with another punter and  was hungry but was then told to meet me without a break. For this she was a bit pissed as she was hungry and no time to shower etc and I had interrupted her break. When I saw her she had a Mac Donald’s burger box in her bag and the drink on the table both unfinished.

That was my take on the night and that’s the way it was left. I’m happy for you and others who have had decent punts but for me and on that night it’s a well deserved negative and one of the easier neg reviews I’ve done.