Chinese Massage Westcliff

[CautiousJim]

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Been here a few times and it deserves the good reviews. Saw coco first two times. First she mentioned 'naughty massage' as if to test water... Which i lapped up. £20 extra. Second I asked for b2b - £40 extra. She's self confessed a little tubby but cute with a nice bum. Lay on me naked a while then span round for a full view. Get the feeling you could pay extra for a lick...if that's what you're into. But review is the last time.

Comms: always easy but they do call back if they miss your call

Location: busy road but you can nip in pretty sharply. Best phone ahead when close so they know not to have it locked

The place is pretty nice. Only ever been in one room but has nice clean feel with good shower

Massage: booked a 4 hands massage and was with coco and an older lady called lala. They're both very nice and friendly, and lala certainly seemed a little cheeky. Massage was ok, felt a bit quick paced. Ended up paying a small fortune to get them both naked - can't remember if they both took knickers off (lala had some big ones on!). Both had a tug at the little guy, then asked if they would at least kiss and suck the shaft. They seemed unsure but ultimately game ( especially as it involved more money). Always wanted to see two ladies down there so box kind of ticked. Coco sucked on the shaft while lala licked balls. It was all good fun and they were having a laugh with it. Obviously a bj would have been ideal but reckon this might be as far as they'd go.

Cost about £190 in total which is mental. £20 each for last request, £40 each for nakedness. Plus the standard rate. Despite the cost I'd recommend this place. Always friendly and quite professional with decent massage and enough of a naughty twist to have an all round happy experience. Could imagine you could go for just a massage and it would be good still.

[Plastic Poonter]

I've reviewed this place a couple of times. I've stopped going now as unless you're throwing notes around - they just don't give a damn. You've confirmed by suspicion that they just don't need my £60 for a rub n tug. The place is invariably locked (as stated).

Previously £60 got you a decent massage and a paced HJ.  Now it's just mechanical and boring - no touching ! "Yooo pay to touch" She screams while chugging on a red bull.

Thanks for the review.

[benjyraj]

Yep coco and Layla are on the mature side. They do 20 HE, 20 more for naked/B2B and 20 more fo RO. despite offering when more honey than smart they never accepted FS or BJ. Annoyingly they scream at you within 10min for extras. I got annoyed a few times as ingenuity go for a massage and a HE. Once I was not horny buy needed a massage. When asked I said no and then suddnetlynthe massage was getting shitter and shitter till she deintncare but while doing this she kept asking me probllh another 7 times for extra. This is coco btw. She really pissed me off so I walked after 30min and told her Way. No need to act like this as i was always doing the 40 for HE and B2b all the time so she got enough go out of me. I avoided her when I see her and she always ask me any tips today after I say hi. I tell her I want to see the other girl and I do regardless of who it is. The best girl there is the young and fit Fiona. Proper tasty Chinese fit girl. Haven’t been in 3-4 months.

[Plastic Poonter]

Yer Coco is a bit funny now. I've stopped going. TBH the owners need to get a rotor going but I guess they make loads of money from new punters.

[Dick Emeroids]

Why would the owners need a rotor?
Unless they want to round in circles perhaps.