External Link/Members OnlyNegative bordering neutralAfter a fruitless trawl of the massage shops of EC I decided to try the sweets from an agency.
Spent too long looking through the rosters of the Asian sites such that the mama at Balance on Kenway Rd saw me and beckoned me in at a moment of suckah's weakness and I found another #fail in Cici (see mini-review on massage shops thread).
After above salt in wound I called Asian Selection and asked about Zoey, thinking perhaps attitude above looks might work
Unsurprisingly she was available immediately so pottered over to her Warwick Rd residence in my delusional poonani-starved state.
Buzzed in and the apartment is the first one on the ground floor. First impressions confirmed my worst expectations that the images were heavily doctored because the girl before me is larger and rounder of face so not dainty nor pretty. Body is not toned, belly has been stretched by at least one baby, legs are sturdier, boobs are As and seem to have survived suckling. She's no more than 5'2".
Glad I hadn't committed to 1hr with agency but still reluctantly parted with £100 for 30 and decided to make a go of it.
English is barely passable so no great conversation to be had and no great Thai spicy or hospitable service where she snogs your face off straight away or demurely tries to undress you and sets aside your clothes.
Asked for shared shower and she complied no problem, she washed me down more functionally than sensually, I tried some soapy body rubbing both her front and back but she didn't really reciprocate and no kissing.
Back to room, she's not doing anything to take the lead and nothing very seductive or enthusiastic.
Try to rev her up by doing RO, which she does respond to but even after getting her all wet and worked up she still wasn't very passionate with kisses or any attempt to perform OWO or sex.
Didn't fancy mish given her looks and lack of engagement, couldn't be arsed with doggie as her arse wasn't that enticing either.
Rubbed my dick on her soaking clit and wanked until I blew my load over her belly, tits and shoulder.
If she had shown any initiative or enthusiasm I would've been inclined to make this a Neutral but no real convincing whisp of a Thai service.
Went for another quick shower, unassisted. Waved to her flatmate on the way. She advised it was her friend, a lady boy. I didn't say anything about him being prettier...
Perhaps it's time to see out some EE talent in the 100-150 pool which is decidedly not Romanian.
